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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Cool, Grover's name is gone from the OP.

Also haha, people are claiming that the flight data recorder was sabotaged. HAHAHA holy gently caress the :tinfoil: gets deeper and deeper.

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/world/2014/03/21/tsr-dnt-jones-data-recorder-blank-box-theory.cnn.html

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Best Friends posted:

Anytime I see the word "decimated" applied to anything that is not roughly or exactly 1 in 10 I lose my poo poo. I am just screaming at the monitor right now. And everything else. And everyone else.

Update I'm single now.

Would you say you are "literally shaking"?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlSQAZEp3PA

This is relevant to what is going to be happening all over the world if poo poo ever got real.

It's also good that random blogger #23862 doesn't write Russia's foreign policy, because an invasion of the US would have no endgame other than the total nuclear annihilation of 90% of the planet, followed by the swift freezing of the remaining 10%.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Mar 27, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





orange juche fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Mar 29, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012






That is why you do not start wars in the winter.

That is why you don't start a war during the winter, right after getting rid of your best generals in favor of political cronies.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Mar 30, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Courthouse posted:

Also, small ethnic enclaves on Russias borders seem to overall really, really, not want to be part of Russia. See; Finns, Chechens, Dagestanis.

But Putin just wants Russia to rise back to its former glory that it enjoyed under its last Tsar.

:qq: Why can't the rest of the world understand that? The people living in those areas are just squatting on Russian territory after all.

Edit: Much as all of the countries that border the South China Sea actually have no right to any of the body of water that is there nor the resources under it, it all belongs to China after all, according to 300+ year old maps, and furthermore


E2: May as well lump in the Sea of Japan as well, as that is owned by China on some old maps as well, I mean gently caress, just throw in everything west of Hawaii because China was probably there first.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Mar 30, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





ded posted:

They are both shooting artillery into the sea. The fish are the true victims of this war.

Should float greenpeace out there into the disputed waters between South Korea and best Korea, IMO.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012






quote:

Lt. Col. Richard Slack, the marksman's commanding officer, tells the Telegraph that the bullet apparently set off explosives in a vest that the targeted man was wearing. Or, perhaps the man fell on the trigger.

"The sniper engaged him and the guy exploded," Slack says in the Telegraph's report. "There was a pause on the radio and the sniper said, 'I think I've just shot a suicide bomber.' The rest of them were killed in the blast."

According to Slack, the suspected Taliban fighters were engaged in a firefight with British and Afghan forces when the sniper fired on them from about 930 yards away.

The same sniper, Slack says, has also killed a Taliban machine-gunner with a shot fired from 1,465 yards away only 300 yards short of a mile.


this owns

orange juche fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Apr 1, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012






God dammit fort hood why do you have to attract all the loving whackjobs

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





genderstomper58 posted:

Well the smart well adjusted people don't generally join the military

good point :smith:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Trabisnikof posted:

There is 0% chance of any sort of "gun restriction" occurring. People are already arguing for arming everyone on base at all times.

If your "people" are Sean Hannity and Faux News, loving laffo.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





The Casualty posted:

I just want to know how this dipshit was a 15-year Specialist.

Literally fell off the turnip truck in front of local recruiting station.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Bolow posted:

Kill all nobles.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Lol Putin is gonna gobble up Ukraine like Germany did Poland immediately prior to WWII.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Lazy Reservist posted:

Canada needs to understand that the US is the only thing standing between them and Mexico.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





ded posted:

So the army is cracking down on womens hairstyles. This is of course seen as an attack on blacks.


http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/08/politics/army-hairstyle-ban-debate/index.html?hpt=hp_c2



Women should have the same standards for hair as the men, then see how they complain.

Just another incident of White Amerikkka forcing people of color to fit within white cultural norms. :v:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Neo Duckberg posted:

Nine months old and he already thuggin

:snoop:

Kid's a cold hard killer, straight out of the crib

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Helldump Immunity. posted:

Looks like NATO is going on the offensive. On Facebook.



Should have used comic sans.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Based on the events in Ukraine over the last month or so the stuff happening is getting ever closer to Clancy.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Snowdens Secret posted:

If it makes anyone feel better, that Jew registering letter is looking more and more like a sham, possibly a scam by people hoping to grab quick registration fees:

D&D will still unironically defend that letter though :v:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Tanks roaring through the Fulda Gap.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

also i'm fairly sure that neither iraq war would qualify as the most catastrophic war of the 20th century

History is hard, man.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Zeroisanumber posted:

I would just delete everything if that were the case.

revisionist history itt

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Intel5 posted:

Don't we have our own batch of spooks who specialize in doing shady poo poo in other countries back yards?

Can anyone take a stab at what we might do, even just to piss in their cheerios?

ahaha this is a public forum so you're not gonna get any specifics whatsoever, even if anyone in here knew about it.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Whip quit loving with HDI

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





BigDave posted:

BUT WHATS THE CONNECTION TO MH370?! :beck:
:munch:
I really need to see what glenn beck thinks of that plane going down, also the Ukraine situation.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Booblord Zagats posted:

Probably someone who was mad at Goon Fleet

Another reason for Congress to ban all videogames. :bahgawd:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Courthouse posted:

The ones needing a believable cover for the Game of Thrones poo poo they did to him during interrogation? :tinfoil:

:D

nah, theyre gonna hire the most expensive doctors they can find and charge it to yours truly, every1 who pays taxes.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





maffew buildings posted:

schools tell you it's ok to be a tranny jew fag and proud of who you are, gently caress school.

that's something you do in the privacy of your own home and feel deep overwhelming shame about that you deal with through rampant alcoholism and frequenting hookers

You're gonna do fine here.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Courthouse posted:

Under what rules is gender change covered anyway?

it's not covered, which is why most of our reactions range from :jerkbag: to :arghfist: because haha the DoD is gonna pay for him to get gender reassignment surgery and holy gently caress i mean i just don't get it. dudes a loving traitor according to the oath he took when he enlisted and he is getting transferred from leavenworth to a civ facility and argh god dammit gently caress etc.


basically im literaly shakign


E: this is not some general strike out against people who get gender reassignment surgery or whatever, if that is what you need then go for it, if that is what you need to feel normal. I do however object to the govt paying for a traitor to get it.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 00:00 on May 15, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012






lol

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





maffew buildings posted:

anyone who says they're trans-ethnic should be taken out back and shot. then all the SJW's that speak up about it being like the pogroms of cleansing of old can be taken out back and shot too. maybe kids these days need a good pogrom to help get them to stop being such nancy pants fuckos

there's only one type of traitor worse than a traitor traitor, and that is a race traitor

we should just take everyone everywhere out back and shoot them to be safe, really. it's more critical than ever something goes catastrophically wrong somewhere so we can just cleanse this human being earth with nuclear fire

I think I love you man.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





psydude posted:

I'm so glad we're on the topic of academia, because I'm sure everyone here will totally agree with universities posting trigger warnings in syllabi about such violent pieces as "The Merchant of Venice" and "The Great Gatsby."


I had to quadruple check that this article wasn't some kind of parody, because Poe's law is in full force here.

Your posting is incredibly triggering to me right now.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





krispykremessuck posted:

nuke the earth and gently caress the hole

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gently caress that

i dont want life to be wiped out by nukes

i want some natural poo poo like a meteor to wreck humanity's poo poo

something that really points out that people are loving worthless garbage that cant even wipe ourselves out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBWbpFz3wac

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

bet you tell all the girls that



isnt that the wrong eye? :confused: She's closing her eye that is in line with the scope.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

i wouldn't be so sure about that being a her

:gonk:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





Mike-o posted:

how would someone lose a loving minuteman 3? :iiam:

How exactly would one find one? Hang up wanted posters?

"Have you seen this Minuteman III missile?"

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012






50FA that posting in the gbs thread was :master:

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012






http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3636439&userid=116143

50FA plays dumb to humor someone, and then slams down his unit patch and drops the mic and walks out, and posts this on the way out the door.

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