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Sep 9, 2001


Godholio posted:

An LOR in the AF ends your career. As an officer, you will not get promoted again and you go right to the top of the list of the "guys to separate next round of force-shaping," just under the guys in jail/prison. As an E, you won't get promoted again and almost certainly will not be allowed to reenlist. You also get bumped up the separations list.

Now maybe.

I had at least 15 loving LOR's from one super retarded superintendent at one time. I'm guessing you mean the legit, signed by the commander, start a UIF type of LOR.

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Sep 9, 2001


Casimir Radon posted:

Now if the EU would get on board with the travel ban that would be pretty masterful. Of course they can still travel to shitbag paradises like Dubai and Macau, but that's going to get boring after a while.

You've clearly never been to Macau my friend.

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Sep 9, 2001


Snowdens Secret posted:


I'm not saying its unimportant, but it's not flying live bombs cross-country or posting OPLAN details on an open comedy forum.

Yeah bro but he's read on w/ a full poly



m0t is straight up dangerous with classified information. A part of me wishes someone would have followed through with the "E-mail this idiots chain" suggestions. But then.. Hopefully he learned his lesson and nobody had to take it that far.

loving idiot though.

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Sep 9, 2001


Personally I'm proud to be part of the far more effective terrorist organization of Al Dee Oh Dee. Makes those Al Qaeda fuckers look like simpletons learning to use monkey bars.

People should be afraid of Americans.

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Sep 9, 2001


genderstomper58 posted:

sounds like a highly illegal gay porn

I'll send you the anime of it

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Sep 9, 2001


Jesus Christ I didn't know how deep that cocksucker had gotten into different non-civil-liberty-infringing related poo poo. I'll be honest that doesn't surprise me at all. Think about it, we'd treat mil-ops FISA stuff as the holy grail of classified since it's kinda extra constitutional and we need to really prevent scrutiny of the activities at all to prevent constitutional scrutiny if the premise of the whole loving op.. So yeah, we lock that poo poo down like crazy. So what'd he get and leak? He got some documents that were oblique to day to day FISA ops poo poo, since almost all of that is ratholed down the FBI/CSS/NSA/CIA so far it's not even funny.

But he got a poo poo ton of day to day program access level poo poo on no kidding current foreign surveillance ops, you know our legit purpose for having the NSA... And that's what he's handed over to Russia.. Meanwhile, his big leaks on the FISA poo poo have almost been open secrets in the national security world for half of forever.

If he truly was an ideologue I hope that loving retard sacrificed a ton of our national security for very little long term impact on domestic civil liberties and to keep his rear end outta prison.

Because as I see it best case scenario this is some human being who wanted to expose the NSA beast and civil liberties issue.. And he stole a lot of special program family jewels to ensure his stupid rear end didn't die or go to prison for his exposing.

Which would explain why he didn't leak all these secrets to the press.. But, if he's loving giving it to the KGB anyway that makes no loving sense unless he's the dumbest human being ever or worst case he was KGB the whole time. And not worst case because "holy poo poo look what that rear end in a top hat gave them" way but instead if he was a KGB plant.. worst case scenario they've got us so penetrated they orchestrated this fuckers whole hurrang, and they were willing to lose his steady and competent access to special access programs and secure networks just to embarrass the U.S. timed with some goddamn grand scheme of putins.

Worst case means they didn't **need** this dipshit faggots continued access because it's assured elsewhere. Likely in depth and breadth.

Think of how loving easy it would have been to get agents clearance and access within only a little competent effort on their (The KGB's) part.

To demonstrate how easy it was to get a clearance and access to legitimately sensitive poo poo, look no further than our own forum.

Worst case isn't even Snowden being a plant from the KGB. The worst case is that the KGB needed to embarrass the U.S. more than continuing his good access. Because that's already been assured several times over.

That's the loving worst case. Those internet ultra left wing Stalin apologizing commie D&D weirdos exist outside I'd that forum and are probably working as bronies and technicians in every major NOC in the DoD.

Jesus loving Christ what a horrifying thought.

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Sep 9, 2001


The feds legit gently caress with the banking of state level legal weed outfits.. There's all kinds of hosed up banking involving cashiers checks and check cashing that has to go on for these businesses to keep their poo poo together banking wise, and it's going to make collecting all that sweet sweet ganja revenue even more of a pain in the rear end.

If the feds just levied like a 2% tax on all sales or some poo poo and let the states figure it out, we'd probably fix a lot fiscal problems, empty quite a few jails of expensive inmates related to weed, and probably save a ton of time and money and effort going after pot when we could be stamping out heroin and meth.

I'm not saying there is a morality cabal going on, I'm not that involved or informed on that whole thing, but I do know that weed guys get hosed in banking. And that there's a lot of potential for good in legalization and taxation of the market.

But it won't happen because.. reasons. I think it's interesting that while the Obama administration yanked the leash on the DOJ from going after the weed industry in the states, they didn't really do anything to change the way the banking industry handles them, or prosecuting RICO type poo poo once weed businesses had established large financial networks.

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Sep 9, 2001


Most of my tea party friends started as weed connects.

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Sep 9, 2001


The funniest part is how this kid is gonna have to be sat down and shown the first season of Homeland so he can understand why these CID dickheads keep asking him questions.

That's worse than water boarding, he's hosed.

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Sep 9, 2001


lol @ the berghdahls

they named their kid bowe, then dad learns pashtoo when bowe gets raped in afghanistan by some talibs making him their dancing boy / convert, and now he's the 21st century manchurian candidate- but instead he's going to come home and the first time he finds out he can make poppy tea at home he's gonna go all Rambo First Blood on some small kentucky town.. there will be noone else around to help stop the blood shed as the suddenly tier one talib bow berghdahl rampages through the kentucky countryside, but one man stands between him and his 27 virgins.

that man is medal of honor awardee and xboxlive gamertag dakdakadokata Dokata Meyers, the shiningest example of what the marines corpse gives us in terms of raw warrior strength and talent

and before you can convert your prius to a flying magic hybrid carpet in the new United Islamic Caliphate of Obama's America you find yourself stoning your own grandmother to death in the town square for showing her turkey neck lunch lady arms bare to all those young boys and girls who were... I poo poo you not, there were girls being taught to loving read, with colored kids there too. So yeah, granny's getting stoned and we're not talking about the blackberry wine and qualudes that brought pops into this world.. and what's left?

What's loving left?

A bunch of gay interacial half breeds looking to get college degrees and hermaphodites who managed to get through into combat arms for the USMC all having sex with eachother at FOB Barack in downtown Maddison, before doing presence patrols and being strung up like this was Mississippi and Rek was found not wearing his uniform and whistling at a white woman

what im saying is

the most inconvenient truth of all is that islam is submission and the path to terrorism and Mandy Patinkin getting another loving emmy

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Sep 9, 2001


Ps of course it was someone with berg in their name that caused this whole god drat mess.

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Sep 9, 2001


You bring everyone home, including low rent Muslim Dick Winters there.

It isn't a calculation, and we've not lost 50k men in a dense jungle we tried to deforest. It's one kid, one PFC. We stop believing and acting like his life isn't worth playing whack a mole with a bunch of old talibs and we start to realize our entire civilization and way of life is turtles all the way down. So you bring that dipshit home, no matter what. Because nobody wants to know how far down the turtles go, ya know?

And no, there aren't any other known POW's that we know to be alive, that has been publicly acknowledged. There's one guy that walked off into the mist in Iraq but he wasn't born right. He was born Iraqi so.. But I think we declared inshallah on his stupid rear end a long time ago, because like blacks, muslims don't count toward our overall K/D ratio when on the left side of the ratio.

I kind of want to know who was pushing to bring his rear end home though, politically. Was it coming from within the DoD? That would.. surprise me.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Jun 3, 2014

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Sep 9, 2001


Let's be honest plans like that can work when your working with right and proper people and not a bunch of savages who were dumb enough to stick around even after the Jews left and then had to come back because yeah Europe didn't wanna challa back at the Hebrew boys.

These butt loving sons of Soddom are at best savages and at worst savages that need to be killed expediently. But savages all the loving same.

Your average Arab is barely human in the most basic of ways, and is really just as I said before, a descendent of the laziest monkeys that left Africa. I'm not talking they're like let's go study in Hawaii and then bag a corn husker girl and smoke out on our way back to Africa good luck getting that check baby girl.. I'm talking actual loving Abu the monkey in Alladin. You know that you and your kind are hosed as a people when your last positive portrayal was a pre-CGI Disney cartoon, and an entire generation of kids is raised to think your all just harmless swarthy scamps. And them little abu's was and then we had this brilliant loving idea.. Let's take our huge giant dick out and kill in one hit the biggest baddest gorilla in this petting zoo of unevolved monkeys. But then instead of loving dropping the mic at mission accomplished and droning and tomahawking would be king makers we decide we're gonna get naked and cuddle the loving monkeys until they learn to be like loving people.

I swear to god it's like Cheney and Rumsfeld were doing rail after rail of coke off of that jungle monkey bitch condi's rear end in a top hat while Colin Powell rubbed Lubriderm into is ankles and elbows to keep the ash at bay while the two biggest stock holders in Halliburton went family style and wolf pack on his secret nigress cuck lover. And that's how we got the loving Iraq thing.

So we were hosed from the word go gents, a bunch of unironic hitler youth, hipsters, and gender queers fighting for our war of conquest and glory in a loving literal kingdom being buried by the shifting goddamn sands I swear to god at least when we went to Vietnam we brought back tons of slope and Thai pussy what did this poo poo get?

It got Petraeuses' dick sucked while he was proclaimed the king of COIN and his biographer and subordinate was literally swallowing his semen while he and his groupies just hosed off an entire war effort they brought over from their great goddamn strategic execution of the night that the nigress cuck got hollowed out in the OEOB to mudvayne and Johnny cash dub step with lots of coke. That was this dudes qualifications to lead the afghan effort. He was the last cuck holding a hard dick willing to lick Arab and or African cream pie up at the red roof inn that evening. Or put another way, we hosed it up in Iraq and brought that renewed vigor for loving it all away fully to bear on the mud hut people of Afghanistan.

What a goddamn glorious time to be alive chaps.

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Sep 9, 2001


Whip Slagcheek posted:

Let's tone down the HILARIOUS racism in the serious thread, thanks!

Which racially sensitive netizen of SA was concerned with the racist overtones of reality and real talk? I want to make sort of a list, you see. Not entirely dissimilar from Schindlers, but not exactly the same, either. So, in the spirit of June and GiP's official celebration of the freedom of information can we declare that all GiP reports are available for sharing so we can have a more information open and transparent community?

Just an idea. I know that pigs don't have a lot of those but you guys make great cured meat, have a corkscrew wiener AND tail, and you're capable of 40 minute seizure like orgasms. That's pretty nifty for you. Good for you, pig. But.. That'll do, pig. That'll do.

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Sep 9, 2001


PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

Shim, Aladdin had CGI in it. I've watched it enough times to kill a horse thanks to my kids.

Otherwise pro post.

Way to rub in your non incel status.

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Sep 9, 2001


50 Foot Ant posted:

Who was it that said that the only things an Arab understands is a boot on his neck and a bullet in his head?

Don't know if I said it first, but I say it pretty often.

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Sep 9, 2001


dusted

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Sep 9, 2001


Can't say I disagree with that young upstart, and honestly those that don't exercise their rights deserve to have them taken away which is why I'll never not exercise my 2nd amendment rights as long as I'm alive right fellow ~*~*~oath keepers~*~*~???

Love me some ~*~*~oath keeping~*~*~

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Sep 9, 2001


Derek Dominoe posted:

I really object to that. I'm pretty sure you only use 2 balls in soccer.

That's why Lance Armstrong rode bikes.

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Sep 9, 2001


Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

tom clancy is busting out his kleenex again

better get brad pitt on a plane to the land of israel, stat

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Sep 9, 2001


quote:

(I'm assuming you're not trying to argue the surge didn't work, which would be absurd.)

I'd happily debate this assertion until the oil in the burns out, Hebrew.

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Sep 9, 2001


Honestly if you don't spend your prime physical years as a man perfecting the art of killing both your enemies and that pussy, you were a cliff baby.

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Sep 9, 2001


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Edit: Redacted due to hurt fee-fees.

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Sep 9, 2001


GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

how do they identify child porn in japan serious question

All porn is child porn as we are all children of God.

SMH.

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Sep 9, 2001


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

But...but...Holocaust guilt!


We shouldn't feel guilty, there was no way we could have finished the job after the fall of the fuhrer

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Sep 9, 2001


Yeah honestly us supporting Israel isn't why the savages cut off white peoples heads. These loving (And I hesitate to use this word) people are just happier cutting off each others heads, raping little boys, and living in literally the worst place on earth.

If it wasn't for a ton of black stuff they have that we need in order to do work easier and grow our economy we wouldn't bother killing them, we'd let natural selection figure it out.

That exact same paragraph applies equally to our beneficial human resources reallocation in East Africa we had going up until the 13th amendment. Then someone decided to go and ruin a great and effective institution, and kill Americans while ruining our economy entirely.

And as history has no sense of Irony, the president with the 4th most severe case of jungle fever in presidential history, and the man responsible for taking the yoke off the backs of the beasts of burden and onto the white mans back, was a loving republican.

He sure did create a lot of jobs though, if you think about it.

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Sep 9, 2001


Mr. Nice! posted:

I'm actually curious how it works out. Standard retirement pay is calculated off of the average base pay of your highest 36 months of pay. Do they calculate it in this case by just going back to when he picked up colonel and going back 3 years from then? If that's the case and he picked up O-6 let's say 10 years ago he's probably pulling in around 4500 a month or so in pension.

To answer your question he gets his highest three years of paygrade that he last honorably served at, and not based on current pay tables but the payables at the time of his honorable service at whatever grade they retire his rear end at. In essence he gets to retire but everything after three years of LtCol didn't count. His % is locked in, assuming he didn't take the redux or join long enough ago that he's under the old retirement system from the 80's. Possible considering his rank.

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Sep 9, 2001


Mr. Nice! posted:

I was basing my 4500 off of 75% of O5 pay in 2004. Thanks for the clarification!

I'm gonna make a mil pay spreadsheet calculator that DFAS should have done a decade ago and just host it here in our little ironic neonazi den.

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Sep 9, 2001


A not insignificant part of me hopes that MERS was a covert biological attack by the U.S. and we're all secretly innoculated ahead of time. I could give a gently caress how much those unevolved savages pay to upgrade the infrastructure of dirt and dust city, I want to see the entirety of their people and the history of their culture wiped from not just the earth but even our most distant memories into the future.

gently caress that entire region, and it's people.

Anyone who loving defends the middle east, it's people, or it's rich culture of peace and love deserves to be executed under Sharia law.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The only thing an Arab understands is a boot on it's neck and an M-4 pointed at it's phrenologically odd dome.

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Sep 9, 2001


That NYT military healthcare expose..

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Sep 9, 2001


I bet m0t knows. He's probably been read on and re-poly'd. He's distributing zero day rickroll malware in ISIS's budgeting and accounting computers. He'll tell you all about it when the virginia class he's hacking the World Cup from comes up for air and to download the 300+ erotic emails sent by IDR to that retards official .blackops.mil.readon.CIS e-mail.

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Sep 9, 2001


maffew buildings posted:

What happens if you're active duty and purchase private health care, don't use the VA? It sounds magnificently hosed up as a system, how would they know you got competent and timely care, what repercussions could there be? I guess the premiums would be way more than most people could afford after their spousal/child support/sick Dodge with a Hemi at 19% payments

You have to use TRICARE by law. Your command doesn't ever have to give you the time to utilize private healthcare, ever, unless it's being sought through TRICARE / Your military medical providers.

I know of a guy getting VA care for mental health stuff on active duty, so his active duty people don't find out. It's a weird he's been on active duty for like 6 years thing but he's not active duty yadda yadda he's in the reserves or some poo poo. Anyway, dude developed a real problem with incest porn addiction, and instead of losing his job by going to the mil he went to the VA to get help when his wife made him lol.

He don't got no kids so I'm thinking he's just weird. Or whatever. So he goes to the VA on like alternating evenings to get group therapy for sexual counseling or some poo poo lol. I get all this second hand but it's funny as gently caress.

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Sep 9, 2001


Derek Dominoe posted:

No! You see, Islam is a religion of peace and this is just a strange extreme event, not at all like the very founding and continuous history of Muslims until someone beats them back from their border.


Bring back Ferdinand and Isabella Charles Martel.

Bring back Lemay. Bring back Sherman. Bring back Nathan Bedford Forrest. Bring back Rommel. Bring back Sitting bull and Geronimo. And for gods sake someone bring back the duke and Johnny loving Cash while we're at it.

It's time to play cowboys and Indians Cowboys, Confederates Commie Killers, Ironic Nazis, Kluxers, and Chiefs versus Muslims.

Or as I like to say: "GiP Two: Electric Bugaloo: The Deployining. Part deux tres'. Or whatever human being French word for American three is.

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Sep 9, 2001


DoktorLoken posted:

am I looking at?

Why Islam will probably win because everyone capable of using appropriate measures on them will be zonked out on seroquel sitting in the day room with the rest of the inpatients watching reruns of Girls and giving each other Joey Lawrence haircuts while drooling. At least all the tardive dyskinesia will look hillarious when it manifests as seig heils.

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Sep 9, 2001


France, the only nation to lose wars to the Brits the Krauts, the Spainards, and the Slopes in the last 150 years and they still get to claim world power status because unlike the rest of super gay europe, they're down with nukes.

:cis:

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Sep 9, 2001


How is :cis: not a thing? or :tranny:?

:tranny: should just be that stick figure guy loving a turtle.

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Sep 9, 2001


Snowdens Secret posted:

The distribution networks to Afghanistan were paid with truckloads of cash money.

This is the understatement of the century, and I sincerely hope that congressional hearings someday put people up against the wall.

But that'll never happen. We'll get Bob Kraft's super bowl ring back from Putin before we have Congress literally bring back crucifixion to make up for the cluster gently caress that is the NDN and the advocates that brought it about.

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Sep 9, 2001



You don't post enough anymore man.

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Sep 9, 2001


I'm irredeemably Jewish and all, but if the Israeli government is cracking U.S. teenage skulls, even muzzie ones, then that is no es bueno for me. I'm taking this American empire thinking to the logical end point that citizenship ensures the wrath of the nation will fall on your oppressors should you ever be molested from walking your righteous American path of freedom through whatever land of foreign savagery.

My foreign policy objectives are very Old Testament however, I'll admit.

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Sep 9, 2001


Mustang posted:

Didn't the Romans send in the legions if their citizens were hosed with? I'd be down with that.

This guy. This guy gets it.

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