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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004




He put the special in specialist.

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Are they trying to one-up the Navy?

http://www.military.com/daily-news/2014/02/05/navy-discovers-cheating-on-nuclear-reactor-tests.html

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Snowdens Secret posted:

That's doesn't sound too far off from the Navy cheating scandal. The creme de la stupidity there was the idiot typing up a cheat sheet of classified material on his home computer.

Back in my day, babby nukes got busted all the time trying to sneak confidential training manuals home.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Snowdens Secret posted:

We had one port that considered our guys so untrustworthy that the machine gunner at the end of the pier wasn't issued ammo at all, and the gate guard got his pistol replaced with a sharpened stick
I'm surprised none of our coners had any NDs. Then again, the topside watch's pistol was kept holstered and unloaded with no magazine in it at all times. This was all pre-9/11, so I don't know how things changed since then. I heard the engine room roving watches are issued pistols now. I can only imagine how many barrels and springs were fished out of the bilge during the mid-watch.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Snowdens Secret posted:

This is what you get when you don't occupy for 50 years. You don't see anyone in Japan trying to make it with little kids
Anime.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Mortabis posted:

I wish wikipedia were always right, then I could edit it and change reality.
You just wrote the plot summary for the next big horror movie. Call it "Citation Needed".

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Booblord Zagats posted:

I'm a firm believer in rolling the Air Force back under the Army's CoC and putting the Marines back to being fully under the Navy's thumb

Fleet does the flyin', Mobile Infantry does the dyin'.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Is corpse a gender?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Walk down MLK Blvd and say that.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



quote:

Moneyhorse Games CEO Jeff Miller told the Guardian that the company hopes to “carefully walk the line of satire without being an apologist for the regime.”

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



maffew buildings posted:

Obama, uhhhh, has promised more, uhhhh, sanctions that will uhhhh, appreciably impact, ah, Russia's interests

That's pretty good, but you didn't whiSStle your uhh your SSSes.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

A gun and a single bullet are a hell of a lot cheaper than a BA in gender studies.
And a greater contribution to society.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



My friend's kid wanted to apply to a $40k per semester school, and they wanted $45 just for the loving application. Needless to say, she's going to community college in the fall.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



RichieHimself posted:

fuckkkkk, what was that like? Did you get any sweet powers besides pissing your pants whenever someone turns on the microwave?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGR6Wk3Kboo

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:

i wouldn't be so sure about that being a her

It's a Dragunov Queen.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Casimir Radon posted:

Perhaps he should have found a better medium than twitter, like any other one, really.

I wonder if he's phone posting. That's got to be a pain in the rear end.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

He is.

Here, I went through and copied/pasted all of them so far, because it's interesting as gently caress.



Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004






"SF?"


"-A SOF Marine"


Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



https://twitter.com/ScottyBurberry/status/472965577938837504

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Montel Williams is getting involved.

https://twitter.com/Montel_Williams/with_replies

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



I AM HOO-MAN RACE

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



JSARSOM posted:

Some nut is killing cops in Moncton, Canada. 3 dead and more wounded so far.

Cop radio here:
http://mixlr.com/evulc/



And he has a public facebook page.

https://www.facebook.com/justin.bourque.5682

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004




quote:

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Booblord Zagats posted:

The following is an expert strategy on dealing with future problems in Afghanistan




First, we would have to invent space marines.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Obama Africanus posted:

Can't say I disagree with that young upstart, and honestly those that don't exercise their rights deserve to have them taken away which is why I'll never not exercise my 2nd amendment rights as long as I'm alive right fellow ~*~*~oath keepers~*~*~???

Love me some ~*~*~oath keeping~*~*~

When was the last time anyone needed to exercise their 3rd amendment rights?


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

since ebb failed at posting any iraqi isis warporn i will take up the mantle instead

if you a pussy:

gentlemen, feast your eyes


ps some/all of the corpse pics may be super old
I was waiting for someone to get shot or blown up or something in that first vid. All they did was yell and slap them around.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



50 Foot Ant posted:

Scroll down aways and you can see where they tied some dude to the front of their humvee like a hood ornament.

Cradle of Civilization, indeed.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



genderstomper58 posted:

lmao god drat I wish I did cool stuff like this instead of jacking off about pressure gages or w/e on a gay rear end lil submarine
We almost had the chance to blow up parts of Iraq, but some other boat stole our glory.

http://www.fas.org/news/iraq/1998/12/17/981217-usn-airstrike.htm

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



50 Foot Ant posted:

I mean, Christ, could you imagine if America started fighting in Iraq or Afghanistan the way they did in the 1940's?

Maybe we should end it the way we did in the 40s.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



General in Sex Scandal Demoted 2 Grades

quote:

WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. Army has demoted a brigadier general at the center of a sexual misconduct case by two grades.

The move slashes his retirement pay by forcing him to retire as a lieutenant colonel.

Brig. Gen. Jeffrey A. Sinclair had a three-year affair with a female captain who accused him of twice forcing her to perform oral sex on him. He pleaded guilty at a court martial to adultery and conducting inappropriate relationships with two others.

It's the first time the Army has reduced a retiring general officer by two ranks in a decade. Army Secretary John McHugh says Sinclair displayed a pattern of inappropriate and at times illegal behavior as a colonel and a one-star general.

Sinclair was spared prison and fined $20,000.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Marine collapses, dies during PFT


Just...


one...


more...


pussssssssssshhhhhhhhh...



Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The Russians did that poo poo right. How would you like a man-portable thermobaric weapon?



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RPO-A_Shmel

Somewhere on liveleak, one of those is going off 10 feet from the launcher.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



He has an entire waitstaff following him around?

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Parker Ibn Paddington was an Islamic extremist.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



DoktorLoken posted:

@Reuters: #BREAKING: U.S. Vice President Biden says Malaysia Airlines jet was shot down, "not an accident, blown out of the sky"

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Cold War 2: Nuclear Winter Boogaloo

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



He had a ray gun. It looked real enough.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Whip Slagcheek posted:

To be fair to the BBC, I haven't seen any news outlet say that it was shot down.
http://www.bing.com/news/search?q=shot+down&FORM=HDRSC6
https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#newwindow=1&q=shot+down&safe=off&tbm=nws

efb

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Obama Africanus posted:

I disagree, Charlotte.
Charlotte was the spider.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Mr. Nice! posted:

Obama just had a press conference. Confirmed at least one American, called out russia on all their bullshit, and basically said we're going to drop heavier sanctions and possibly more to enforce a ceasefire.

He's already banned Russian-made AKs. What's next? Those stupid nesting dolls? Stoli?

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Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Obama Africanus posted:

You never seen his kid play kickball.

It's all flailing and arms and some kinda sensory integration disorder they don't have a name for but lol when turbo's juiced up and hulking for a tism tantrum-- it's loving funnier than watching a Dachshund gently caress a bean bag for 12 minutes straight without breaking eye contact with you and seeming to slow zoom the entire loving time. It's lol as gently caress, his kid's a goddamn genetic abomination unto the lord and he's the reason that god never struck down Wade V. Boggs so women like Psydude's broodmare could get these little developmentally malintegrated uterine linings with faces scraped out in the bathroom by a "provisionally" licensed foreign medical doctor at a 7-11, Rhodes, Qt, some WaWa's, and out west for some reason their version of Hardee's.

That kid of his is a goddamn hoot.

That's the most offensive thing I've read in a long time. You're supposed to capitalize Our Lord's Name, you heathen.

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