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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i think its weird and hosed up that the us census classifies arabs and other swarthy persons as white

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race

Arabs don't fall into the Negroid or Mongoloid race. You can also piss off SJWs by suggesting that people from Mexico and/or Spain are white.

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chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

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iyaayas01 posted:

It really is.


Gates had a good bit in his memoirs about the incident where the Chinese just so happened to perform the first flight of the J-20 when he was visiting the country. He played it cool and during a meeting with Hu Jintao in front of a bunch of functionaries he asks something along the lines of "I've heard that your government has chosen my visit to perform the first flight of a new fighter aircraft. Since I will be asked about the significance of this upon my return to my country, what advice would you give me on how to respond to those questions?"

Cue a massive deer in the headlights look followed by several minutes of hushed conversation between Hu, his entourage, and the generals that were in the room. The response was something along the lines of "it was a pre-planned 'scientific' test that had nothing to do with your visit," but Gates makes it pretty clear that Hu and the civilians in the room had no idea the military was planning to perform the flight. While it's probably unreasonable to expect a head of state to necessarily be aware of the exact scheduling of a test flight of a fighter, the PLA is either too clueless to realize the diplomatic implications of such an action or is completely okay with pursuing a separate diplomatic policy than the rest of the Chinese government.

Either conclusion is worrisome.

I was over in Asia when the Chinese war plan against the US made the news and it talked about how we rely too much on technology and they'd use EMP to cripple us. I guess it was bigger in the news over there because I was trying to find more in the US news when I got back and I had trouble looking it up.

I thought that was more worrisome.


Not trolling and I assume you didn't bother reading it.

quote:

Caucasoid as a biological classification remains in use, particularly within the field of forensic anthropology.

We had to change how we track race based on some new rules from the feds, so I got to learn all about these classifications of race. Just stating anything about this sort of stuff to people that don't know better seems to flip them out.

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Jul 3, 2004

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Snowdens Secret posted:

Don't answer my calls, will you? Well...

And once again, Mr. Obama ignores the calls of his allies when they come under attack. How many more countries countries will he ignore? I recall the talk radio shows saying if Obama was elected that other nations would put him to the test shortly after he's elected. That time is now and so far Syria, Russia, and the mighty ISIS have rolled over our mighty reptilian muslim president. We all know the ant people of China can't be far off from demonstrating their power...

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Sounds like ISIS got a little to big for their britches and Iraq/Iran have been taking cities back.

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Best Friends posted:

Also, in our society every agenda leaks to someone about everything, so I am very curious why there is such a lack of documentation or off the record talks about what you are saying.

I hear that a lot but then having actually served, I know it's wrong. Some things actually are kept secret.

Speaking of which, what are some good sources of news because all the places I run across are poo poo? If anyone wants to suggests Huffington Post, just shoot yourself before you do.

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powerful weedlock posted:

the air force makes everyone memorize the airman's creed, but its super loving homo

I don't think they did when I was in but if I had to, it would have been forgotten by the time basic was over.

maffew buildings posted:

I get my news from this thread. So basically there's none

I know and that's why I like this place

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ded posted:

Then of course pirates start actually being a thing off the coast of Africa so welp I guess it still is a thing.

Pirates have been active in the Caribbean before that as well. I'm speaking of modern times and not Disneyland attractions. I know of at least the 1980s. They'd go after old rich people on vacation in their fancy boats, not the cruise ships.

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genderstomper58 posted:

In GLORIOUS NIPPON news, child porn was finally banned......but you get a year to destroy it and hosed up kiddy fucker cartoons are still a-ok

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/17/world/asia/japan-child-porn-law/index.html?hpt=hp_t4

Drives me loving nuts that western imperialists are basically forcing their values onto nippon with this barbaric poo poo...imo...(trigger warning: joke)

Under the new law, people in possession of child pornography have one year to dispose of it before they risk prosecution.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

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Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Coal-fire power stations kill more people each year than all uses of nuclear power ever have (including the 2 bombs.) A quarter million a year in China alone http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/dec/12/china-coal-emissions-smog-deaths

If babies didn't want to breath smog, they'd learn to crawl earlier.

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Jul 3, 2004

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Mike-o posted:

I'd honestly love to see that, because no way are nukes ever getting used. loving level that shithole.

I'd vote to just let them run things as they want and if a neighboring country doesn't like it, they'll do something about it. Let them hire from our security firms if they want someone from the US over there.

If we actually have a reason to send military over there, go in hard and finish hard but that's a stupid idea when we can half rear end things instead over and over.

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psydude posted:

In an unexpected, but in hindsight totally foreseeable turn of events, Hamas has apparently started using drones, some of which may be armed.

But a drone doesn't necessarily need to be anything fancy to be a real drone. Just talking in general and not about the Hamas iDrone.

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If we can strap fireworks to shoot on an RC plane, moving up to grenades can't be that much harder.

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So a Malaysian plane flying over the Ukraine, piloted by a colored/non-white bear with a non-asian name and I can only assume round eyes as well, was shot down by a missile? Gee Obama, don't you think this is a little too obvious attempt to try and get us in a war with Russia, Iran, Syria, and Cuba?

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I bet not much happens other than a minor show of force.

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Obama Africanus posted:

Wonder what the Asian response is going to be

ching chong, ching chong

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

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That link led me to

http://america.aljazeera.com/opinions/2014/7/don-t-call-me-ginger.html

which taught me that this upcoming Sunday is Kick A Ginger Day http://kick-a-ginger-day.com/

I also found a link to http://america.aljazeera.com/opinions/2014/7/slut-shaming-sexworkgenderclass.html which was written by a whore.

Are we sure this plane just isn't the one from before that once was lost, but now am found?

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Jul 3, 2004

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Fojar38 posted:

23 Americans is being tossed around

I can show you where they landed

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

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This entire event smells of viral marketing gone wrong

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2980706/

Opening tomorrow in theaters near you.

(See it early at Cinemark today)


http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...ws-9613241.html
The thriller was set to air at 9pm but has been replaced by Road to Perdition

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ian-border.html

Were they flying in a no-fly zone, like the article says?


There's also a pic of a girl mourning the loss of Pilot Parker.

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orange juche posted:

It's the drat daily mail, that's the of british news agencies.

It seems like nearly every news site from the Brits that I visit looks like a tabloid. Point taken and I'll remember that.

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

An administration that's actively hostile to Israel.

Those pesky Jews won't see it coming now.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They found a survivor.



Unlike Pilot Parker, this one only had the stuffing knocked out of him a bit.

I'd be happy if someone planted a Travelocity Travel Gnome in the wreckage.

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Snowdens Secret posted:

Surely somebody is going to do something about all this North African Islamist mess?

http://www.shorttermmissions.com/search/results/?search_type=home&region_id=22&ministry_activity_id=&length_id=

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

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Sounds like the bloodthirsty butchers of Ukraine have started Operation Bloodshed against the small freedom loving rebels.

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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Quick update:

The brits are making GBS threads over the french for still selling a warship to russia, the dutch super-sad about dead folks, the germans are hiding in a closet, pretending they don't exist and the ukrainian parliament had a legit fist fight erupt over some dude ninja-making GBS threads over Ukraine's policies mid-speech.

And in the US, U.S. Vice President Biden says Putin has no soul.
http://news.msn.com/world/us-vice-president-biden-says-putin-has-no-soul-new-yorker

The only people getting anything done are the Russkies.

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To be fair though, some of those quotes are from tabloids over there. If we still had Weekly World News, I'm sure other countries would be quoting that stuff too when events happen over here.

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Here's a live stream of Gaza
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/10016873

I hear some booms but nothing blowing up for the cam

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Bolow posted:

What's the difference between a pound of heroin and a toddler

Eric Clapton didn't let a pound of heroin fall out of a 53rd floor window

I'll be the first to admit that I didn't follow the lyrics when the song came out but I don't seem to remember anything about that part in the song.

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Snowdens Secret posted:

A briss is a little more savage than a clinical circumcision, but it's still in the ballpark of piercing your kid's ears, and it's nothing like FGM which is backwoods (backdesert?) medicine's best attempt at chopping off as much as possible that could give a woman pleasure from sex while (usually) still letting them bear children. Traditional Jewish circumcision doesn't remove the appeal of sex for the man at all; we depend on Jewish women for that.

Getting off topic, but the Euroleft idea of banning male circumcision is not exactly separable from the anti-Semitic tendencies in said slice (!) of the spectrum

Ear piercing minus a dude sucking on the ear after it's done. Slight difference.

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Bernard McFacknutah posted:

Does a Rabbi suck the kid off after he has done away with the little guys balaclava?

Maybe it's the ultra Orthodox guys I'm thinking of that suck some of the blood out.

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Tide posted:

ISIS blew up the Jonah's Tomb. The gently caress? Can't imagine Mohammad is too pleased about that...

If Mohammad didn't want it to happen, he had the power to have stopped it.

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The fighting won't end until the governments over there decide to start slave labor manufacturing for worldwide products, like we got going in China. It's basically like the kids that don't have anything to do after school and their parents are at work, so they get bored and do bad stuff. Give them a hobby, like making iphones and cheap toys and they'll be too busy doing that than blowing up mosques.

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GateheaD posted:

how many australian SAS does it take to kill russia? i want exact numbers

12.

10 will be busy gang raping 1 of them. The other guy will shoot Russia in the head.

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Bernard McFacknutah posted:

For shelling Sonora in Mexico with white phosphorus as a 'pro-active policing' measure?

Does white phosphorus turn the brown people white and pure?

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BigDave posted:

Oh, and to further confirm the impending Apocalypse, Sarah Palin is launching the Sarah Palin News Channel because of reasons.

$9.99 a month or $99.95 for the year, sign up now!

Days Left in Obama Administration
906d, 14h, 41m, 13s

Silly goose. I thought they'd remember when they were telling us Obama might not give up his power at the end of his term.

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Snowdens Secret posted:

The fact that there's such a thing as 'ISIS in The Netherlands' should be concerning even to the squishiest of Gentiles. On the other hand


As far as I knew, their type was already there.

chemosh6969 fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Jul 28, 2014

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Snowdens Secret posted:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/29/world/europe/us-says-russia-tested-cruise-missile-in-violation-of-treaty.html


(I posted on this before, it's pretty old news, the news is the administration publicly recognizing it)


That would be the five minute phone call that apparently also included the issues of Ukraine and Gaza. Kerry must've talked fast.

Also putting that "It can't go unanswered" statement in the 'things more likely to be untrue for having to be said aloud" column

In other missile news:
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/us-china-tested-anti-satellite-missile-24719033


Little more story (minus the State Department angle):
http://thediplomat.com/2014/07/china-conducts-third-anti-missile-test/

As a master psychic, I predict the US will do nothing except allow China to continue to develop weapons to attack the greatest country in the world because the only people we're willing to fight are donkey people, and even then we lose. As for the Ukraine, Russia can do what it wants to it. It's not like we cared enough to defend it in the first place.

As interesting as these articles are, it'd be more fitting if they all just said "Once again, the US does nothing for the future."

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Cancers always start out small but if you let it grow, bad things can happen down the road.

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Bolow posted:

There's literally nothing we can do (non-militarily) to Russia that will have any impact unless Europe hops on board with us and they won't because they're wholly dependent on Russian gas and oil to run their countries or will be benefiting from future pipelines that will run through those countries.

I'd be happy with something small like a large exercise related to something going on with Russia. Like the ones we'd do in Korea that would get NK to start telling us to not do it because they'll destroy us.

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Waroduce posted:

LA Times reporting that brother of Afghan President Hamid Karzi, Hashmat Karzi was assassinated Tuesday morning in Kandahar province.

HASHMAT was greeting visitors at his home for Eid al-Fitr when an attacker blew himself up while embracing Karzai, AP reports citing a provincial government official.

Phone posting no link sry

The explosives were stored in the attackers' turban.

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