Current Events Thread: You know shit is bad when even we aren't joking.

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chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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Waroduce posted:

In unrelated news, China is fuckin around with Microsoft.

Chinese gov forces have raided microsoft offices across the country

http://m.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/2357581/chinese-authorities-mysteriously-raid-microsoft-offices

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/07/28/us-microsoft-china-idUSKBN0FX0TY20140728?irpc=932

That's the original article the blogger lifted from.

I like how the inquirer link says "mysteriously" when there's nothing mysterious about it.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2014 19:14

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chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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BigDave posted:

http://nytimes.com/2014/07/30/world/europe/european-sanctions-russia.html

Obama announces the newest round of sanctions against Russia.

Highlights include no longer able to sell energy extraction tech to Gazprom and adding more banks to the blacklist.

Don't worry, the French are still able to sell them warships.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 01:22

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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Fojar38 posted:

I don't think the world is going to poo poo.

http://www.newstatesman.com/media/2014/07/why-sun-s-boy-devil-mark-front-page-should-make-you-uneasy

Jesus is coming back

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 15:37

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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Snowdens Secret posted:

Frankly I'm surprised UNRWA admitted they've found a third school used as a Hamas missile magazine / launch point. Doesn't say if they gave those missiles back to Hamas, too.

How many people were staying there in the shelter? Were their teepee rods make of rockets and the fabric used for walls made from the leathery skin of Jewish babies?

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 16:55

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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John Kerry Tells Israel to Cave to Hamas� Demands

Try as he might to portray himself as a friend to Israel, Secretary of State John Kerry just can�t pull it off. His comments comparing Israel to an �apartheid state� led to not only multiple calls for his resignation, but also legislation aimed at cutting off this administration�s financial support to Israel�s enemies.

Kerry has offered to send the U.S. military to �protect� the Palestinians from Israel and supported efforts to boycott Israeli products to force the Jewish state into concessions to those who would destroy their nation and their people if given the opportunity.

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Egypt also opposes the proposal, but it is supported by Turkey, which has publicly labeled Israel a �terrorist state,� and Qatar, �the only Arab state that openly allies itself with the genocidal terrorist group,� Hamas.

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http://conservativetribune.com/kerry-tells-israel-to-cave/

More proof the current administration is actively hostile towards Israel.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 19:37

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

I'm just going to reply to this with "lol" because uh yeah, you're linking a website that posts articles about how the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated the White House. This isn't to say that John Kerry isn't a giant sack of poo poo, but find something a little more reputable.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/07/28/us-israel-clash-over-criticism-kerry/
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/07/28/us-fuming-over-israeli-criticism-kerry-bid-to-secure-ceasefire-with-hamas/

# ¿ Jul 30, 2014 20:28

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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the #Pentagon confirms delivery of two types of munitions to #Israel in the last week: 120mm mortar rounds and 40mm grenades, while calling for a ceasefire in #Gaza

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 01:08

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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Looks like D&D is in full force here.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 15:53

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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Third World Reggin posted:

A lot of posts in here.

Did the jews make up someone kidnapping a jew again and not back down?

What would you do?

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 18:56

chemosh6969

Jul 3, 2004

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Obama Africanus posted:

From a strategic point of view the IDF needs to start fighting the long war, and it looks like they've finally started to get their poo poo together.

You keep the power and water off in Gaza long enough, and you won't need to bomb the skittering little rocket loving shits, there just isn't enough of anything other than Takbirs and Allah Allah Oxenfree's to live on once you collapse the smuggling tunnels, turn off the lights, and kill the water supply.

And ya know what? gently caress 'em. We made it 40 years walking through what became the kingdom of Saud most likey, with even less than that. If this foray into the darker days of mans recent past is what finally brings the joke we all call Palestinians, and god willing Islam, to an end, then they weren't chosen for a loving reason and it all works out.

I mean seriously, it looks like the IDF is gonna go balls out on the Siege warfare here, and I love it. You and your people want to spend time in the shops lamenting how you want to send bubby and her frugal offspring into the sea? Well guess what, we've got you little primitive shits backed up to the water, with nowhere to go. And there's been enough protection money spread around the world that we can literally do whatever the gently caress we want with little to no repercussions to your joke of a people and culture.

The Israeli political base is more fired up than the reddest county in America post 9/11. And they've been that way for a long goddamn time, and it's only growing. We're going to live to see the Jews commit a holocaust, and irony will die it's final death with the last goddamn PLO members gasp of Zyklon B.

They said they'll consider stopping once the tunnels are gone so it's not the end game we've all been waiting for.

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:51

chemosh6969

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Sergg posted:

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/07/30/us-iraq-security-idUSKBN0FZ1VL20140730

People love it when you execute their neighbors and hang them from utility poles in the town square.

Mexicans don't seem to mind.

# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 21:57

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