Current Events Thread: You know shit is bad when even we aren't joking.

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Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

suboptimal posted:

That being said, I'd love to see the Million Rascal Scooter Caravan.

That happens every day at Walmart.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2014 23:56

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 02:36

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

We can't kill all nobles if they're armed, now can we :eng101:

# ¿ Apr 7, 2014 02:20

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Hey man burning down villages isn't a war crime.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2014 16:31

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

no wonder my dad got blind drunk and went awol on his unaccompanied tour to korea. MPs found him in a bar and he couldn't remember how he got there or what name was.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 23:25

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

wouldn't know, im white as a lilly and I was five at the time. ill ask my dad next time i see him if he's got any illegitimate kids running around there.

# ¿ May 10, 2014 01:12

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

idgi, do they just want to be able to say friend of the family and in their eyes get away with it? if they're so socially sensitive why not call it transblack or whatever the gently caress

# ¿ May 15, 2014 03:08

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

that whole nigeria thing is just gods revenge for all the scams those fucks try to pull. also because lol africa.

# ¿ May 15, 2014 09:52

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

is there dlc you can buy to get a spotter and more effectively kill dissidents?

# ¿ May 15, 2014 17:08

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

jfc loving burn everything nuke this loving gay earth kill all humans we're all loving retards god drat

if i hear someone say 'trigger warning' today i'm going to open palm slap the poo poo out of them

# ¿ May 20, 2014 16:39

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Booblord Zagats posted:

Trigger Warning

http://i.imgur.com/cxyT0qD.jpg

Because it has got some jizz on it

# ¿ May 20, 2014 17:17

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Tide posted:

(I'm terrible and not funny)

# ¿ May 20, 2014 19:12

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

krispykremessuck posted:

gently caress the earth's hole

# ¿ May 21, 2014 23:25

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

quote:

The security team was required to respond to the simulated capture of a Minuteman 3 nuclear missile silo, termed an "Empty Quiver" scenario in which a nuclear weapon is lost, stolen or seized.

how would someone lose a loving minuteman 3? :iiam:

# ¿ May 22, 2014 09:38

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Shits getting serious yo, talkin bout white privilege 'n poo poo.

https://twitter.com/GRYKING/status/472966179062292480

# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 06:57

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

I never felt like that about my Iraq deployment buddies, and never thought any of them were like that. Then some of us had a get together at a bar, hadn't seen each other in a long time. Sandy Hook had just happened, and the last thing they all started talking about before we went home for the night was how OBUMMER FAKED A SHOOTIN TO TUK ER GUNNNSSSS.

These were some of the smartest and level headed people I've met (before them saying this)....but god drat it we enlisted are some dumb fucks :negative:

# ¿ Jun 1, 2014 18:32

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Obama Africanus posted:

shut this bitch down, we can't get better than this, shows over.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2014 05:41

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

the middle east will never be a good place, glass that poo poo.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2014 22:21

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

we got into a firefight with some dudes, the IP wouldn't come pick his dead rear end up because they were loving worthless. we wrapped his bloody dead body in a white bedsheet and tied him to the hood. buddy was blasting rock you like a hurricane through the loudspeaker as we rolled through the gate to our FOB.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 04:56

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

The only Iraqis I ever trusted were our Kurdish gate guards. Those dudes were pro, would loving shoot at anyone for almost any reason. When we would run low on smokes they would give us whole packs for free, never asked for anything in return.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2014 23:53

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

They cooked up some giant eggo waffles, threw it in the radome, and told the Iraqis it's the newest bestest radar we have.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2014 02:11

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

in as many eloquent words, gently caress the middle east they're all loving worthless, nuke that bitch or just let us go total war on their rear end

# ¿ Jun 17, 2014 07:18

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Some specialist got his rear end ran over by Whip's cousin here in Washington

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/shocking-video-shows-washington-state-man-struck-car-dragged-street-article-1.1834098

# ¿ Jun 21, 2014 02:22

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

"gently caress you, got mine."

# ¿ Jul 1, 2014 00:59

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otKxEWKjWRo

# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 03:12

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

I seriously wonder how long it will take the muslim world to come around to the modern age, i.e. not killing each other/non-muslims left and right because of religion and being general dickholes. I've always thought about what it would be like to visit Iraq when I'm an old fart with an IRAQ WAR VET hat on visiting my old patrol sector in Baghdad, like how old Vietnam vets do that poo poo. But then I realize that won't happen for a loooooongggg loving time, definitely way past any of our lifetimes.

# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 17:08

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

what about that accident that killed those three army guys and drove a spike through one guy pinning him to the roof.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2014 02:50

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

i'm sorry whip I'm drunk I'll go to the thread

# ¿ Jul 8, 2014 02:52

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

nuke em and let's be done with it

# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 07:26

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Genocide Tendency posted:

Thats no fun.

Carpet bombing for weeks on end. Every hour on the hour erase another cluster of hovels and mud huts. When they are gone, go back and bomb the smoking craters again. Make them and the rest of this lovely planet understand we have not only the capability but the intent to be the most terrible and monstrous fucks in recorded history if pushed too far.

It will never happen. But we should do that.

I'd honestly love to see that, because no way are nukes ever getting used. loving level that shithole.

# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 15:39

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

if we're going to cause as much suffering as possible and bomb that shithole into oblivion then i don't think we're going to give a flying gently caress what the rest of the world thinks.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 03:15

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Courthouse posted:

And the common yank just cares sooo much about democracy and human rights in some loving bumfuckistan desert. Grassroots support it is. Warms the heart.

Is this supposed to make us feel bad or something?

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 00:47

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

shut up we're taking about bears flying planes now

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 17:53

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWDGIRqmKsg

Welp.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 22:01

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

i might be wrong about that vid, goons in D&D are saying they've seen it before today.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 22:19

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

burn in nuclear hellfire, horsefucker

# ¿ Jul 17, 2014 23:19

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

was at a carnival or whatever the gently caress yesterday, saw two chicks, one with a shirt that said russia in cyrillic in the russian federation flag colors. Didn't hear her speaking so I don't know if she was a dirty slav or not, still wanted to punch her in the loving throat though.

# ¿ Jul 21, 2014 01:15

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 02:29

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

If I was retarded I'd definitely wear that Bullwinkle shirt.

On topic, I thought the first reports were that the Russians snagged the black box and sent it off to Moscow, or was that some bullshit early reporting?

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 03:22

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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 02:36

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Mustang posted:

Why are the most politically active people almost universally dumb and crazy?

Because the idiots of the world are always the loudest.

# ¿ Jul 22, 2014 23:47

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