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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Carteret posted:

I'm a specialist and have a say in what I do with my life.

And he's brave enough to state something he feels strongly about behind the shroud of anonymity so he doesn't get in trouble.

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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Didnt someone actually get in trouble for violating opsec on the forums?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I hope regicide is still in South Korea.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It's all fun and games until the innocent start getting subpoenaed to appear before the House Committee on Equine Perversions.

then it's good tv.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

maffew buildings posted:

Correct, we cry when the feeble, sick and defective are killed

You might.



Pussy.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Worst part about the military is that assholes like him will never see a regular gen-pop prison where he can get whats coming to him.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

shut up you filthy pinko gently caress

Exactly, if it weren't for the census, how else would you know what cities to avoid when moving somewhere new???

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Courthouse posted:

You can still have non-personal statistics on race. It's the part where it's tied to persons on a government census that has previously not turned out too terribly well for some of us.

Ya but I want my neighbours to be white, not criminals, white, if race isn't on there, how will I know???

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

JSARSOM posted:

Some nut is killing cops in Moncton, Canada. 3 dead and more wounded so far.

Cop radio here:
http://mixlr.com/evulc/



Moncton is a french community and french Canadians are the worst. I hope they bury this fucker, mostly because he killed some cops but partly because he's probably french.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Moncton is a weird place. A lot of people who are french in Moncton use english as their primary language. Also yhe french in new brunswick are acdien which is a less awful french

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

How long before Charlton Heston is tugging himself off at the crime scene whilst advocating concealed carry battlefield weaponry.

That'll never happen.




(He died in 2008)

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

How many SpaceBux was the bounty?

Since it was SF who nabbed him, who would even get the bounty

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

genderstomper58 posted:

please write an american history book so i can learn the truth....

Is that not what they teach in Texas?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Obligatory that's nobody's business but the Turks joke

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
man Malaysian Air is having really lovely luck.

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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

holocaust bloopers posted:

It's one thing when a jet of their goes down around, you know, MALAYSIA. A Soviet-era high altitude SAM taking out a jet of theirs over Ukraine? Lol.

You cannot write something better than that even if you tried.

Ya, really lovely luck, 2 planes this year. Time to buy Malaysian Air stock.

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