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So here we only post the punchlines to dumb jokes with no context. A condescending con, descending.
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Mar 26, 2014 21:43
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Lick 'er? I 'ardly know 'er! The bartender says "you're all idiots" and pours two points. Question number three, where's Johnny? Rape jokes aren't funny. Fine! All you do is complain! Arr, it's driving me nuts. Then he started eating his lunch, so I started eating mine.
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Mar 26, 2014 22:01
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No soap, radio! A man who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
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Mar 26, 2014 22:02
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That dog's not very shaggy. That dog's not very shaggy. That dog's not very shaggy. That dog's not very shaggy. That dog's not very shaggy. BETTER NATE THAN LEVER! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 26, 2014 22:04
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So I said "rectum? drat near killed em!" So do I, neither.
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Mar 26, 2014 22:22
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The Aristocrats! and the Canadian immediately asks, "is it MOOSE DICK?" A good start.
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Mar 26, 2014 22:34
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Nope, I'm a frayed knot. Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?
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Mar 27, 2014 01:51
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Take my wife, please! When you deal with a jew, there's always strings attached.
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Mar 27, 2014 02:04
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And then she said "You're Thor? I'm tho thore I can hardly pith!"
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Mar 27, 2014 02:06
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It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.
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Mar 27, 2014 02:07
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Call the police on Granos
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Mar 27, 2014 03:14
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You don't understand! Chunks is his dog!
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Mar 27, 2014 03:36
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gently caress!
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Mar 27, 2014 03:38
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The Irishman says 'sure and we were having such a lovely time too! Gimmie a crate of whiskey and the other two fellers back!"
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Mar 27, 2014 03:41
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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Mar 27, 2014 03:56
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But you gently caress one lousy sheep...
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Mar 27, 2014 04:05
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...and the next morning, they hanged him.
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Mar 27, 2014 04:15
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I don't gently caress my sandwich before eating it.
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Mar 27, 2014 05:24
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Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.
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Mar 27, 2014 07:33
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The Al-ighty -ollar ...?
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Mar 27, 2014 08:44
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In about ten minutes, after your mother leaves for work. Art. Bob. Russel. Matt. You can't use a pitchfork to unload a truckful.
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Mar 27, 2014 11:13
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Five in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.
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Mar 27, 2014 12:15
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whats the story behind this?
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Mar 27, 2014 13:09
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Remind me not to send you to the store for a gallon of milk.
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Mar 28, 2014 01:55
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Quackers.
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Mar 28, 2014 02:33
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gently caress you clown!
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Mar 28, 2014 03:02
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And the guy says, "Jabroni!"
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Mar 28, 2014 03:08
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The moral of the story? If the foo shits, wear it. Awful!
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Mar 28, 2014 05:00
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A brick. Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trigs! I sure wish my friends were here. E: Fire! Double May Care has a new favorite as of 06:43 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Mar 28, 2014 06:39
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to find the mailman dead on the front porch.
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Mar 28, 2014 06:59
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Put his food stamps under his work boots.
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Mar 28, 2014 07:26
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Beer nuts are 1.50 a bag and deer nuts are under a buck!
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Mar 28, 2014 07:29
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ProperGanderPusher posted:Beer nuts are 1.50 a bag and deer nuts are under a buck! Nope, sorry, that's too close to a complete joke.
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Mar 28, 2014 07:30
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She screamed her hands off Because he was dead They have a drink named Murray? One of them is an automatic milking machine that doesn't stop until it gets five gallons
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Mar 28, 2014 07:31
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Is the bar tender here? Superman, you're a real dick.
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Mar 28, 2014 07:33
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Why the long face? OK, I'll have an Adrian. I'm a frayed knot. You man the guns, and I'll drive this bastard. He really loves Tibet. Well it started out as a boil on my arse. Yarr, it's drivin' me nuts.
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Mar 28, 2014 07:39
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I don't serve minors. Why the big paws? Whoever named the rottweiler God. I don't want to explain it a dozen times. I wish you'd beat me half to death. Should've quit while he was a head. E: Last week some guy hosed a chicken. The backstroke. That's the ugliest cow I've ever seen. My horse is a mare. Double May Care has a new favorite as of 07:51 on Mar 28, 2014 |
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Mar 28, 2014 07:47
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They should call it... Roundtine!
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Mar 28, 2014 11:00
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GBS 1.4
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Mar 28, 2014 11:30
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chefvinny posted:GBS 1.4 End thread, gas OP, close forum
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