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"Potatoes!"
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Mar 28, 2014 14:59
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When the guide dog's leash goes slack.
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Mar 28, 2014 17:50
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Bob Ilene Irene Art Mat Home Plate
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Mar 28, 2014 18:32
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I just farted.
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Mar 28, 2014 20:23
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Welcome to the Republican Party. Warren. Marge.
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Mar 28, 2014 22:32
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Because it's fly soup, that's why!
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Mar 29, 2014 01:08
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They think they're the only ones here. But can you breathe with that?
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Mar 29, 2014 02:06
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What's the name of his other leg?
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Mar 29, 2014 02:30
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BrigadierSensible posted:Welcome to the Republican Party. Wild card, bitches!
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Mar 29, 2014 03:17
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My zipper.
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Mar 29, 2014 03:44
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But I didn't see you. Probably told you I was speeding too.
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Mar 29, 2014 08:29
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A stick. A pilot, you racist bastard. To get to the other side. A pool table. Magic dildo, my rear end!
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Mar 29, 2014 17:08
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Those aren't buoys!
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Mar 29, 2014 17:18
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So the rabbi says, "you should try it! It's much better than ham."
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Mar 29, 2014 17:29
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Fill it with water.
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Mar 29, 2014 17:30
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Dr.Dre Out of what? He kneaded a poo.
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Mar 29, 2014 22:38
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Reddit.
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Mar 29, 2014 22:43
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I'm afraid it's terminal. 
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Mar 29, 2014 23:00
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Your finger is broken. The hamster's a ventriloquist. He's a dead ringer for his brother.
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Mar 29, 2014 23:48
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I thought they stayed on by themselves.
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Mar 30, 2014 02:10
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Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Mar 30, 2014 02:14
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Good Lord, he's done it again!
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Mar 30, 2014 02:27
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Air is free.
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Mar 30, 2014 08:13
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eats shoots, and leaves. We got it! All you have to be is an rear end in a top hat.
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Mar 30, 2014 18:17
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moooo
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Mar 30, 2014 18:59
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Terrible!
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Mar 30, 2014 23:32
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In? I'm done! If 12 don't get the taste out, I don't think 13 will.
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Mar 30, 2014 23:45
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A dog that bites off your leg and runs for help.
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Mar 31, 2014 02:41
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Stick it in the camel and let's go!
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Mar 31, 2014 02:51
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"But honey, this one's eating my popcorn!"
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Mar 31, 2014 04:00
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Nothing, you already told her once.
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Apr 1, 2014 03:44
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...LEGEND OF THE DOG-FACED WOMAN! 
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Apr 1, 2014 05:03
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So you got somethin' to look at when you're talkin' to 'em! One of them was a-SALT-ed.
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Apr 1, 2014 06:03
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...So it doesn't explode when you gently caress it! I don't jerk off on an apple before I eat it. You can't move a load of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Tortilla chips.
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Apr 1, 2014 07:40
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I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. See, it works!
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Apr 1, 2014 07:51
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Okay, I give up. Where's the loving ship?
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Apr 1, 2014 09:25
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thomawesome posted:...So it doesn't explode when you gently caress it! An erection.
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Apr 1, 2014 09:38
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Fill it with water.
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Apr 11, 2014 23:38
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You told me yesterday. Me too, let's grab a beer.
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