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Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

SSNeoman posted:

This is gonna be like one of those RPGs, right? That giant volcano killed your friend, so you go on a quest, powerlevel and then kick its bitch-rear end to the moon, right!?

That would be only ever so slightly more ridiculous than the actual events of this game.

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Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

Oh man. I forgot how loving dumb this entire game and it's plot are. This will be wonderful and keep getting better.

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

How many of those SURGE guys are there? Around 70 of them died in the last level because of Ray alone, and they probably lost a bunch more to the Earthquake. Are there just countless thousands of them or something so they can take these losses?

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