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Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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When Ray says "another casualty of my incompetence" I hope he's including all the people he's murdered up to this point.

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Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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I think it's called the Immolator because it shoots fire. No, it doesn't shoot fire out of the barrel, I mean it's literally used to ineffectually shoot at flames.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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Is the sheer number of basketballs running loose in the house ever explained? I can only assume Iris's parents are the Harlem Globetrotters.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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Black rain is so incredibly metal. They should have just made the game about that.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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Are you okay, Panzer? It sounds like it hertz.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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Niggurath posted:

Finally, we have a special bonus from Geop regarding his feelings about the game:


That entire end section was more than I could have ever hoped for. I'm trying to imagine what's-his-name swooping in silently, dangling from a helicopter, and plucking Lisa out of the water like a bird.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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Geop posted:

Well we have a gatling gun and a frogsuit. I mean, would that work instead?

Does the frog suit help in the swimming sections? This is sort of a Nintendo game, after all.

What I'm saying is that Ray should put on a Tanooki Suit and sink to the bottom of the ocean as a stone.

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Oct 9, 2012

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gschmidl posted:

"It's like Ray on your wedding day"

I picture him kicking down the door to the reception, hustling over to the cake, and munching it down all at once like an oversized burger.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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Ray E. O Speedwagon and Lisa Lisa teaming up for some real JoJo's Bizzare Disaster.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Neruz posted:

Please don't tell me the Tsunami has a stand.

The Hurricane is a stand. Its master is a guy named Scorpions.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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I wish they used the "box full of fire" gag in more places.

Like if Ray actually used those vending machines instead of eating garbage meat, he'd press E4 only for the machine to spray him with flames. Or maybe he'd go to rescue a survivor just to find out it's fire in a dress. Ray rips open a sack full of crackers ready to slam a sleeve of Ritz but nope. Fire.

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Oct 9, 2012

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Geop posted:

This is basically how most of our conversations have gone for the past several years :v: I'm an ongoing thorn in her side. Nothing is over.

From the sound of her at this point I'm picturing you or Niggurath inviting her to guest LP again and she puts on sunglasses, flips you off, and drives into the sunset on a motorcycle backwards just to keep flipping you off.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

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I'm sorry to see this LP end. This game was a real Ray of dumbshine in a gray shooter world.

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Oct 9, 2012

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One of the survivors should have been named Sue Nammy.

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