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tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.
Oh man, this game. This game's gonna be a real gem.

As for the hazards of being around a volcano, don't you also have to be careful with spotting where you're going to set your feet, in case what you thought was a stable rock turns out to be molten underneath a thin, candyshell layer?

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tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

No Real Pattern posted:

The 'tips' in this are incredible
"touching flames will set you on fire"
"sprint to go faster"
"If you run out of life, you die"
"leave the smoky area before taking a deep breath"

really? thanks game!

Perfectly fine to eat food found around an erupting volcano, though. It's just a bit burnt and ashy, nothing your digestive and immune systems can't handle. Crackers? Perfectly okay. Burgers? Horf that poo poo down. :burger:

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.
I too like the image of Ray shotgunning entire sleeves of crackers. :allears:

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

Deceitful Penguin posted:

Boy, you musta enjoyed his Duke ones then, that was all co-commentary I think.

Also I am now considering starting the "Burning Park" diet. That might be a good marketing scheme.

Marvel as the pounds melt right off of you!

I still wonder why that one guy is hanging out on the top of the bathroom building. Did he try to get the first guy out, and in his frustration, he decided to perch above the door and swoop down on the guy the moment he tried to leave?

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.
It's sort of sad, how we see Sundowner before he gets his sah-borg enhancements. He was just a normal guy, truckin' nuclear warheads along. :smith:

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

Niggurath posted:



It was apparently called the Monster 'BFC'....why would anyone ever need this?

Do you know how much precious energy and calories you burn when you're playing the esports? :f5h::reject:

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.
I finally get what this game reminds me of: the Time Crisis arcade machines. Press a footpedal to poke out of cover, use your lightgun to shoot at stuff, release the pedal to slip back into cover and reload, and to switch your weapon.

:negative: Why do arcades have to be dead, I'm craving some Time Crisis play and I'm swimming in quarters.

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

SelenicMartian posted:

All three of you singing?:magical:

Two singing; Panzer will be busy wheezing and fighting through her laughter.

InspectorCarbonara posted:

After hearing this I had to make a video to go with it, enjoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnf1C7gjlk0

Also this is very good.

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.

Still not tired of their IMDB listing. :allears:

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tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.
Finally, I can make a contribution to the thread via YoutubeDoubler.

:haw:

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