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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Caros posted:

I suspect it is intentional because there is no way you can gently caress up that badly unless you've somehow glitched your word processor. My best guess was non native english speaker since most sister languages don't capitolize I like we do, but even still you'd have to be making a conscious choice to ignore one of the most basic rules of the english language in a 'professional' sales pitch, which is just stunning to me.

Me fail english?! But that's unpossible!

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Eripsa is the Nikola Tesla of our time living in a world of alchemists and we just have to accept that we cannot appreciate his hyper-advanced genius. But please pay attention to him, he needs us to please, please, please do all the actual work for him, the lowly idiot that he is.

Then restart the two-step process again and continue to repeat until banned.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I forget his original stupid metaphor but it was along those lines and profoundly more stupid.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dead Reckoning posted:

Considering most people post in his threads so that they can feel superior, it's probably best to let this one die.

How ironic, feeling superior is the only reason Eripsa posts too.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I'm sorry guys I'm going to have to drop out of this thread; apparently I've had a massive stroke because when I try to read Eripsa's latest post it appears to say that he's acting in an advisory role to keep everyone else grounded in reality and not off pursuing insane pipe dreams.

Real shame, I'd have liked to know what he'd actually typed. Something sensible, no doubt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHfOejlvVsY

I'm pleased to tell you that's exactly what he said. No, really, stop laughing before you hurt yourself, because I'm 100% serious!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Tokamak posted:

I think he'd be into it if someone did all the hard work for him.
That is take his verbal diarrhea, edit it, thoroughly flesh it out, do any math or other work to quantify his thoughts, and then find someone who will publish it.

If I remember right, yeah, this is pretty much Eripsa's issues with peer review. He knows that whatever he writes will be dismissed out of hand for being an unreadable mess, but he daren't water-down his genius by sending his papers to a professional editor (also the editor will probably call him a moron). Also editors cost money and so does submitting to peer review so obviously it's all a scam!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ignoring all other problems with it that GUI is ugly as poo poo.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I thought he already had a new name. It should still be changed to "techno-utopian garbage " though.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
The idea of people walking around just constantly pelting everything with marbles and making a disastrous mess everywhere they go and giving one another massive bruises and welts still makes me laugh to this day.

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