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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

outy posted:

http://youtu.be/xqqj6xi5_JI

Chris Weidman's definitely the next champ headed to Hollywood.

love it. clearly reading prompters off screen and everything. god bless chris weidman and by extension america.

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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

BlindSite posted:

This kind of stupid. Not just her stupid babbling but Dana spewing vitriol over it in interviews etc it sounded like she showed up at the gym and was on the mats and some dude just jumped her from behind. Turns out she got hurt because some dude went too hard and her technique defending it was lovely. I'm not defending the guy but if someone's spazzing out you tell them to stop and reset. If they don't you punish them.

Michael Chiesa said Pena had done leg day the morning before the accident. Now, I dont know much about working out, obviously, but I'm told doing wrestling training with already weakened legs is asking for trouble.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Marching Powder posted:

love it. clearly reading prompters off screen and everything. god bless chris weidman and by extension america.

The main difference between Canadian and American TV is the number of lovely horribly produced ads for local businesses on TV. It's a unique American experience. Weidman's the most American fighters, so it's a perfect match.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
How exactly does one become COCK STRONG

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

How exactly does one become COCK STRONG

Lots of kegels

Chickpea Roar
Jan 11, 2006

Merdre!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

How exactly does one become COCK STRONG

"Horse meat."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acUPBt9UKdI

Xguard86
Nov 22, 2004

"You don't understand his pain. Everywhere he goes he sees women working, wearing pants, speaking in gatherings, voting. Surely they will burn in the white hot flames of Hell"

Meat Recital posted:

Michael Chiesa said Pena had done leg day the morning before the accident. Now, I dont know much about working out, obviously, but I'm told doing wrestling training with already weakened legs is asking for trouble.

People do this all the time. The real issue is training with dumb shits.

I'm glad I've had the fortune and good sense to train at gyms with good cultures. Like I've sparred with (ex?) gang members who wouldn't be that dumb.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I only spar with cock strong ex gang bangers

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Intel&Sebastian posted:

How exactly does one become COCK STRONG

Ask Luke Rockhold.

mewse
May 2, 2006

xcore posted:

I'm glad Pena clarified that she wasn't wearing a TUF rash guard. I was so worried this whole time.

Agreed this is a load off my mind. It's too bad that guy was cock hungry or whatever

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
I just like how the original story was: "I walked into the gym and a guy jumped me from behind with all his weight and my knee exploded."

PaganGoatPants fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Apr 2, 2014

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

LobsterMobster posted:

Speaking of TUF and people being hurt, Pena has spoken about her injury:


TLDR - Pena got hurt via dude being cock strong

Never change, MMA drama, never change.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

PaganGoatPants posted:

I just like how the original story was: "I walked into the gym and a guy jumped me from behind with all his weight and my knee exploded."



What...what am I looking at here?

Is that some sort of veiny anime squid rape dick with a rooster head?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Man TUF injury: Cock bitten off by dogs

Woman TUF injury: Strong cock destroys knee

Brazilian TUF injury: Wanderlei gets drunk and looks like a cock

Chinese TUF injury: gov't mandated rooster in charge of production accidentally eaten

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Apr 2, 2014

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Intel&Sebastian posted:

How exactly does one become COCK STRONG

Cock push-ups
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fJkcsOkRb0

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

I dare not go to that link at work but I hope it's Tenacious D.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Count Roland posted:

I dare not go to that link at work but I hope it's Tenacious D.

Correct.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Want a Cuteness Overload AND an update on what the gently caress Sexyama has been doing as of late?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgQggmxqpA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgwYyyc6zs


Apparently that's his daughter :3:

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed

Intel&Sebastian posted:

How exactly does one become COCK STRONG

Apparently you ruin ladies knees, that's for cocksure.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Isn't COCK STRONG just dialogue from the Hulk porno parody?

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

-Atom- posted:

Want a Cuteness Overload AND an update on what the gently caress Sexyama has been doing as of late?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgQggmxqpA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgwYyyc6zs


Apparently that's his daughter :3:

Is she cross-eyed?

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

you're a real weirdo, count roland

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
What in the gently caress Dana

Dana White ‏@danawhite 3m
Was down to my last 2 and I thought it was over but we found MORE!!!!! #flipphoneneverdie

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Detroit_Dogg posted:

What in the gently caress Dana

Dana White ‏@danawhite 3m
Was down to my last 2 and I thought it was over but we found MORE!!!!! #flipphoneneverdie



:bahgawd: loving smartphones! They don't have REAL buttons.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Detroit_Dogg posted:

What in the gently caress Dana

Dana White ‏@danawhite 3m
Was down to my last 2 and I thought it was over but we found MORE!!!!! #flipphoneneverdie



Gotta have plenty of burners to call your coke guy (AKA Chuck Liddell)

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Detroit_Dogg posted:

What in the gently caress Dana

Dana White ‏@danawhite 3m
Was down to my last 2 and I thought it was over but we found MORE!!!!! #flipphoneneverdie



Dana is literally the running gag of Gibb's phone from NCIS.

Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

-Atom- posted:

Want a Cuteness Overload AND an update on what the gently caress Sexyama has been doing as of late?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgQggmxqpA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgwYyyc6zs


Apparently that's his daughter :3:

I miss Sexyama.

They should get him and Stun Gun to do a TUF Japan/Korea or something yes I know Sexyama is actually Korean but still

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Dancing Peasant posted:

I miss Sexyama.

They should get him and Stun Gun to do a TUF Japan/Korea or something yes I know Sexyama is actually Korean but still

They have kind of a past, it would be a bad idea.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

They have kind of a past, it would be a bad idea.

TUF China/Japan, winner gets the Senkaku islands and a comfort woman.

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

-Atom- posted:

Want a Cuteness Overload AND an update on what the gently caress Sexyama has been doing as of late?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgQggmxqpA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgwYyyc6zs


Apparently that's his daughter :3:

He and his daughter are in a reality show in South Korea and exploiting his daughter has made him into a huge star, so he's getting crazy money with commercials and is probably set for life, if he wasn't already.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Detroit_Dogg posted:

What in the gently caress Dana

Dana White ‏@danawhite 3m
Was down to my last 2 and I thought it was over but we found MORE!!!!! #flipphoneneverdie



He carries two phones. Not a big surprise. You can burn through a smart phone battery pretty quickly if you're always doing poo poo.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
So apparently on UFC Tonight: Woodley vs MacDonald, Feijao vs Bader at UFC 174 in Vancouver. Also, Cormier vs Hendo at 175 will be for a title shot.

Jones vs Hendo two years in the making

Gus vs Hendo :getin:

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Lloyd Boner posted:

Also, Cormier vs Hendo at 175 will be for a title shot.


Sometimes this sport sucks. Now is one of those times.

Zwachro
Mar 7, 2003
C808BEA

freud mayweather posted:

you're a real weirdo, count roland
Well he's taken his forum name from Michael Bisping, what do you expect?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

BlindSite posted:

He carries two phones. Not a big surprise. You can burn through a smart phone battery pretty quickly if you're always doing poo poo.

i assumed he always punctuated 'do you wanna be a fuckin fighter?!?!?' by smashing his phone

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Lloyd Boner posted:

So apparently on UFC Tonight: Woodley vs MacDonald, Feijao vs Bader at UFC 174 in Vancouver. Also, Cormier vs Hendo at 175 will be for a title shot.

Jones vs Hendo two years in the making

Gus vs Hendo :getin:

Those are all loving amazing. Who was Cormier retardedly setup to fight a week or two ago?

edit - below -

Marching Powder posted:

feijao or someone equally irrelevant

I didn't correlate Cavalcante to Feijao for some reason. Bader is a much better fight for him. Cormier after a loss to Silva and a win against Pokrajac? That is dumb as poo poo.

Ariza fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Apr 3, 2014

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Ariza posted:

Those are all loving amazing. Who was Cormier retardedly setup to fight a week or two ago?

feijao or someone equally irrelevant

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Ariza posted:

Those are all loving amazing. Who was Cormier retardedly setup to fight a week or two ago?

Feijao, which I thought was ok. A squash match for Cormier, but realistically so is Hendo, and at least the Feijao fight wouldn't have made a cool old guy look like a really old guy :(

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Lloyd Boner posted:

Feijao, which I thought was ok. A squash match for Cormier, but realistically so is Hendo, and at least the Feijao fight wouldn't have made a cool old guy look like a really old guy :(

He was just in a squash match.

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Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I don't like this because there's a good chance Hendo gets trounced.




Buuuuut, it gives me the tiniest chance of Dan punching Jon Jones' face into a new dimension that Eddie Bravo hasn't even seen soooo

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