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Tezcatlipoca posted:TAM wouldn't shut up about how great Ludwig was as their head coach and it bled through to Mike and Joe. You're not very good at reading as I said exactly that in one of the few sentences in what you quoted.
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Ariza posted:You're not very good at reading as I said exactly that in one of the few sentences in what you quoted. If you aren't basing Ludwig's value as a coach on his performance in fights why did you say "Ludwig was never that great in the UFC. I know that's not necessarily that important as to how he performed as a coach..." at all? At least own up to your retarded reasoning when it gets called out.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:02 |
I, Keven, will also drink Keith Jardines cave coffee. By the name of my father, Keven, I swear this.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:05 |
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Keith Jardines Mean Bean Machine
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:11 |
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the bottom fell out of the pretending to drink Xyience ENergy Drink industry, so now fighters are turning to more extremely made up drinks such as Keith Jardine Presents: Tait Fletcher's Coffee With Butter In It
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:13 |
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over the past couple years, people have come out of the woodwork with new and exciting ways to make coffee real expensive and gross, and the entire MMA community is in on it thanks to Bro Science. these are truly exciting times to be a fan of idiots.
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freud mayweather posted:over the past couple years, people have come out of the woodwork with new and exciting ways to make coffee real expensive and gross, and the entire MMA community is in on it thanks to Bro Science. these are truly exciting times to be a fan of idiots. I'm sure people on these very forums would purchase at great cost coffee beans that have passed through Mark Coleman's digestive tract.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:26 |
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there's cheaper ways to get coffee liqueur
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:28 |
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Dean of Bean
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Keith Jardines Mean Bean Machine The B League thread should be renamed this.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:43 |
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I had some fresh coconut and butter from the hippie grocery store so I made some coffee.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:44 |
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Gregor Samsa posted:Dean of Bean lol i for one am putting whatever keith jardine recommends right in my mouth
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:51 |
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Gregor Samsa posted:Dean of Bean
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freud mayweather posted:over the past couple years, people have come out of the woodwork with new and exciting ways to make coffee real expensive and gross, and the entire MMA community is in on it thanks to Bro Science. these are truly exciting times to be a fan of idiots. It's because of all of the mycotoxins, man. We've all been slowly poisoned by our coffee and that's why it's sometimes hard to get up in the morning and why we sometimes can't think of the words we're searching for. It's fungal toxins rotting our brains. 420!
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:30 |
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I've been putting cream in my coffee for a long time so I guess butter is obvious the next step.
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:46 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Keith Jardines Mean Bean Machine whoa
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Ariza posted:It's because of all of the mycotoxins, man. We've all been slowly poisoned by our coffee and that's why it's sometimes hard to get up in the morning and why we sometimes can't think of the words we're searching for. It's fungal toxins rotting our brains. 420! Do you sometimes feel ubiquitously bad? Let me tell you why every single thing you eat is wrong...
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:11 |
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Ironic given Deadspin/Gawker did a hell of a lot to help kill journalism.
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:39 |
The UFC used to be way better
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:40 |
If someone was going to die in professional MMA, it would've been in Pride with all the head stomps, soccer kicks to faces, and other brutally hilarious poo poo they allowed, not in the sanitized "please sanction us New York" UFC. MMA is a brutal sport that averages 0 deaths a year, while boxing is a brutal sport that averages 10. I'm not surprised that Gawker failed to mention that.
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Trast posted:Ironic given Deadspin/Gawker did a hell of a lot to help kill journalism. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bub16wGAIk8&t=0m3s
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 02:06 |
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UFC In New Zealand? http://themmacorner.com/2014/04/03/ufc-targeting-new-zealand-event-in-june-or-july/
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i think eventually someone will get killed when everyones bodies are ruined by peds but peds are making them stronger than ever at the same time and there will be a headkick where the victims head explodes like a straw doll
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 02:11 |
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and the swirling debris will briefly spell out "vitor" before dissipating into the arena lights
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Tekne posted:If someone was going to die in professional MMA, it would've been in Pride with all the head stomps, soccer kicks to faces, and other brutally hilarious poo poo they allowed, not in the sanitized "please sanction us New York" UFC. MMA is a brutal sport that averages 0 deaths a year, while boxing is a brutal sport that averages 10. I'm not surprised that Gawker failed to mention that. You might want to actually read the article, nothing in it is controversial. Half of this forum wanted the Moraes fight stopped or his coach to throw the towel.
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Tekne posted:If someone was going to die in professional MMA, it would've been in Pride with all the head stomps, soccer kicks to faces, and other brutally hilarious poo poo they allowed, not in the sanitized "please sanction us New York" UFC. MMA is a brutal sport that averages 0 deaths a year, while boxing is a brutal sport that averages 10. I'm not surprised that Gawker failed to mention that. Just this month there have been two MMA deaths.
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Tekne posted:If someone was going to die in professional MMA, it would've been in Pride with all the head stomps, soccer kicks to faces, and other brutally hilarious poo poo they allowed, not in the sanitized "please sanction us New York" UFC. MMA is a brutal sport that averages 0 deaths a year, while boxing is a brutal sport that averages 10. I'm not surprised that Gawker failed to mention that. Sanitized for NY UFC meaning, the same rules they've been sanctioned under for 13 years?
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A death in the UFC is inevitable. It is a punch where people sustain constant and brutal trauma. It needn't even be over some crazy KO or a late stoppage. People just die in these things, usually in the hospital a short time after the fight. Internal organs get ruptured, a blood vein in the brain bursts, something just breaks. If Dana is smart, he has a press release already drafted, about how there will be an investigation and review and all that stuff. In the end you can change the rules all you want, but deaths will happen regardless.
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vainman posted:You might want to actually read the article, nothing in it is controversial. Half of this forum wanted the Moraes fight stopped or his coach to throw the towel. Lord Waffle Beard posted:Just this month there have been two MMA deaths.
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maffew buildings posted:i've got the ingredients for Jardine's awful coffee, if i try it i will let you guys know how bad it makes me throw up "Cave man coffee" is the new bullshit term for what's been around for about 5 years now, the original one I believe was "bulletproof coffee". You take about a shot of MCT oil, add about a tablespoon of butter (doesn't matter if it's grass fed) and mix it with your coffee. Easiest in a blender or even in a press. People cream their jeans over it but it actually does work. It's not some massive wave of euphoria or sense of well being. You just feel like you do after you've had a couple of energy drinks. Big lift in energy, the caffeine and MCT oil helps with a bit of serotonin. Helps if you're hungover or tired to get you back to level or a little above. I drink it most mondays and tuesdays because they're lovely days and or if I'm hungover it's better for me than a pre-workout mix you can buy for the gym (I lift at 6am most days). It's not some miracle cure all for a being depressed or a lazy gently caress but it's better than normal coffee, I usually just chuck the oil and butter in the microwave while a shot of espresso spits out, mix it all together and drink it with a splash of milk. Just don't put a lot of MCT oil in or you'll be pissing out your rear end about 20 minutes later.
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Gregor Samsa posted:Dean of Bean I thought of this at the top of the page, I'm glad you beat me to the punch, or the face sprawl as it were. Dean of Beans: Janky City Roast with Butter
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Tekne posted:I've had MMA fatigue the last couple months BlindSite posted:"Cave man coffee" excellent timing, the Dean of Bean has a solution for your fatigue issues, friend
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 03:28 |
Dean of Bean Coffee: A brew that hits like a rock.
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 03:40 |
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Never, ever gently caress with Bruce Buffer (Sage advice to Frank Trigg)
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 04:05 |
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Amanda Nunes is stepping in to fight Sarah Kaufman on the TUF Nations finale. Good fight.
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Yuriy posted:
what the gently caress is hanging off bruce buffers belt next to his keys
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Bulging Nipples posted:what the gently caress is hanging off bruce buffers belt next to his keys The lighter. That's what you get for trying to take his job, Joe Martinez. Stay away from Dana White.
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Tekne posted:If someone was going to die in professional MMA, it would've been in Pride with all the head stomps, soccer kicks to faces, and other brutally hilarious poo poo they allowed, not in the sanitized "please sanction us New York" UFC. MMA is a brutal sport that averages 0 deaths a year, while boxing is a brutal sport that averages 10. I'm not surprised that Gawker failed to mention that. There is no science showing that pride rules are more dangerous than the current unified rules. In fact the round structure (10 mins then 5 mins) probably made it safer. Also, as several other folks have said; several people have died in MMA. All due to brain injuries as far as I know.
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Gregor Samsa posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfur3NxUDh8 In which this technique is on full display against a one-armed Ramon Dekkers To be fair, we're talking about Ramon Dekkers.
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 08:43 |
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Bulging Nipples posted:what the gently caress is hanging off bruce buffers belt next to his keys Looks like some kind of self defense key chain attachment, like this: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Tiremet-Titanium-Ti-Kubotan-Kubaton-Pocket-Keychain-Keyring-Self-Defense-Stick-/261198887019 So yeah, don't gently caress with Buffer.
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