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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3612469

*HELP SANCTION MMA IN NEW YORK http://www.mmafacts.com



I'm sure we'll have some good fights this month, based on quantity alone, but not much standing out on paper. Travis Browne vs Werdum and Jon Jones vs Glover both seem cool but lopsided, but hopefully something cool happens.

Also :ortiz: GOMI IS FIGHTING.


Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Cain Velasquez


Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion Johny "Bigg Rigg" Hendricks


Lightweight Champion Anthony "Showtime" Pettis


Featherweight Champion Jose "Scarface" Aldo


Bantamweight Champion Renan Barão


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey

Upcoming Events:
UFC Fight Night 39 - April 11
TUF Nations Finale - April 16
UFC on FOX 11 - April 19
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Lord Of Space posted:

my good god if mma could land a proper NYC venue I will eat a hat

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
You found the one picture of Renan where he looks like a normal human being

I hope JDS works his way back to a belt because I wanna see this



in every OP ever

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Yuriy posted:

You found the one picture of Renan where he looks like a normal human being

I hope JDS works his way back to a belt because I wanna see this



in every OP ever

He looks like a 1980"s porn fluffer.

(JDS owns bones).

Meowbot
Oct 12, 2005

I havent had a plrecription for my eyes in years so the other day I went and got a new one and it hasnt changed. The doctor was like why havent you seen us in 4 years? I told them im scared of op tomietris when the air shoots into your eyes and dilation. They told me my eyes cold get worse....
Jesus for whatever reason I got UFC 173 confused with 172. Luke Rockhold vs Tim Boetsch sounds like a real loving fun fight. Not.

Tim Boetsch was amazing when he uppercutted Okami into outer space but what the hell has been doing after that fight is any one's guess. I used to really like the guy.

Glover better win. I threw up on myself in the middle of a night club in the VIP here in Vegas because the Jones vs Rashad fight was so loving boring. The day started amazing and ended shittily thanks to that fuckin fight so I have a lot of animosity towards Jones.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Meowbot posted:

Jesus for whatever reason I got UFC 173 confused with 172. Luke Rockhold vs Tim Boetsch sounds like a real loving fun fight. Not.

Tim Boetsch was amazing when he uppercutted Okami into outer space but what the hell has been doing after that fight is any one's guess. I used to really like the guy.

Glover better win. I threw up on myself in the middle of a night club in the VIP here in Vegas because the Jones vs Rashad fight was so loving boring. The day started amazing and ended shittily thanks to that fuckin fight so I have a lot of animosity towards Jones.

It sounds like you have some issues.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Freddie dos mercurios

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Meowbot posted:

Glover better win. I threw up on myself in the middle of a night club in the VIP here in Vegas because the Jones vs Rashad fight was so loving boring. The day started amazing and ended shittily thanks to that fuckin fight so I have a lot of animosity towards Jones.

He's telling the truth, I was there and took pics.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I don't know about you guys, but I'm hoping Wanderlei tries to top his April Fools prank from last year.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Cool dude Kevin Lee is ditching his terrible camp in Michigan for somewhere in Las Vegas. You might remember him as having a pretty entertaining fight against Al Iaquinta at 169. I hope he kills poo poo now that he has a camp around him that isn't suited for the loving C-leauges.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

-Atom- posted:

I don't know about you guys, but I'm hoping Wanderlei tries to top his April Fools prank from last year.

lmao that prank was soooooooooooooooo funny

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

So uh is this real? http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/442596/Rousey-vs-Carano-set-for-UFC-175/ Rousey-Carano for the July 5th show not seeing it anywhere else.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

KidDynamite posted:

So uh is this real? http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/442596/Rousey-vs-Carano-set-for-UFC-175/ Rousey-Carano for the July 5th show not seeing it anywhere else.

It's april 1st, don't believe anything you read today bro

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Yuriy posted:

It's april 1st, don't believe anything you read today bro

Oh poo poo forgot about that dumb poo poo.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
:cmon: Gina would not be able to make weight with a fight 4 months away.

fake edit: good thing Ariel Helwani's show was today because he'd have a massive aneurysm if he had to deal with April Fools pranks.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

Not that I bought that article for a second, but I really hate April Fool's day.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Rousey/Carano
Rousey/Cyborg
Rousey/Barao

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Imagine 4 ridiculous Rousey matchups on Twitter. Say the matchup most plausible for Ronda is sent to the back of the line.
April Fools works the same way.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

KidDynamite posted:

So uh is this real? http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/news/442596/Rousey-vs-Carano-set-for-UFC-175/ Rousey-Carano for the July 5th show not seeing it anywhere else.

You didn't read the part about jello wrestling?

April Fool's Day is still dumb.

squarerandom
Mar 24, 2007

Obviously you're not a golfer.
So is April fools the reason why vitor put up his address on twitter? Or is he trying to find his sister the Brazilian way?

Pwny_Xpress
Nov 17, 2006

WEC Never Die

squarerandom posted:

So is April fools the reason why vitor put up his address on twitter? Or is he trying to find his sister the Brazilian way?

:iceburn:

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

squarerandom posted:

So is April fools the reason why vitor put up his address on twitter? Or is he trying to find his sister the Brazilian way?

It is next to a UPS, so I thought he was just posting a PO box or something.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Fozzy The Bear posted:

It is next to a UPS, so I thought he was just posting a PO box or something.

That's exactly what he did.

wooger
Apr 16, 2005

YOU RESENT?
Edit: wrong thread.

wooger fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Apr 1, 2014

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

MassRafTer posted:

That's exactly what he did.

I still maintain that it's a bus stop.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
@danawhite
Any announcement tomorrow would be a complete waste of time!!! So see u all on Wed.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


A fighter's dropped out of a fight and they're going to be working on a replacement on Tuesday to announce for Wednesday, at a guess?

e: VVVV Oh yeah, it's April Fools. What a stupid day.

Josuke Higashikata fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Apr 1, 2014

Zwachro
Mar 7, 2003
C808BEA
Or there's no announcement and he's just joking about nobody believing anything on the 1st of April.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Worth reiterating that Matt Brown thought Hendricks/Lawler was them "playing pattycake". Meaning he thinks that fight was insufficiently violent.

That is a scary man.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Ditch posted:

Worth reiterating that Matt Brown thought Hendricks/Lawler was them "playing pattycake". Meaning he thinks that fight was insufficiently violent.

That is a scary man.

Or he's a moron.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Neurosis posted:

Or he's a moron.

no, he's good decision making matt 'killed myself on heroin' brown.

but seriously, if i was to consult someone on the subject of violence than matt brown would be in my top 3 dead or alive so i'm going to side with matt brown on this and say that lawler and hendricks fought like effeminate homosexual gentlemen.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Marching Powder posted:

no, he's good decision making matt 'killed myself on heroin' brown.

but seriously, if i was to consult someone on the subject of violence than matt brown would be in my top 3 dead or alive so i'm going to side with matt brown on this and say that lawler and hendricks fought like effeminate homosexual gentlemen.

Probably both making bitch rear end lady sounds

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

no, he's good decision making matt 'killed myself on heroin' brown.

Now I want to see Brown vs Shields to see if Matt can get revenge.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Took me a sec...

So we're still hanging out for some big DW announcement yeah? Other than metro pcs becoming solvent this month as 1000 different bum fighters get current on their phone bills.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Took me a sec...

So we're still hanging out for some big DW announcement yeah? Other than metro pcs becoming solvent this month as 1000 different bum fighters get current on their phone bills.

Yea, he said he still had some good news coming up but held it off for a few days

It's probably gonna be the Hendo/Cormier fight confirmation though so I wouldn't get too excited since the last time a "big announcement" was hyped we got Brian Stann retiring

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

‏@UFCNews 41s
Tuesday fight announcements - @UriahHallMMA vs. @TMarretaMMA at #UFC175 and @AndyEnz vs. @GuimaraesMMA in San Antonio on June 28

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Who are the not-Uriah Hall people in that tweet?

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

Glad I wasn't the only one who didn't know those people.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

LobsterMobster posted:

Who are the not-Uriah Hall people in that tweet?

Who cares? Who even cares about Uriah Hall?

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Neurosis posted:

Who cares? Who even cares about Uriah Hall?

Crucial Dragonball Z watching demographic.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Neurosis posted:

Who cares? Who even cares about Uriah Hall?

Spin kick enthusiasts that want someone with less personality than Carlo Conduit, fans of wasted potential, people who give respect to Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela in the same breath, Adam Cella's neurologist, Josh Salmon's dead bitch of a girlfriend.

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