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Who is the biggest fool in TNA? This poll is closed. |
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| Dixie Carter |
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59 | 34.71% |
| MVP |
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7 | 4.12% |
| Magnus |
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10 | 5.88% |
| Willow |
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29 | 17.06% |
| Samoa Joe |
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65 | 38.24% |
| Total: | 170 votes | ||
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Apr 1, 2014 05:46
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Gonzo McFee posted:Samoa Joe is playing Videogames online if you want to see. I never watch LPs but is it possible that this gets more viewers than Impact typically does?
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Apr 1, 2014 19:21
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Squalitude posted:Since Jesse Sorensen has suggested he may return to feud with DJZ imagine the ultimate pay-off: a briefcase on a pole match, with a health insurance contract up for grabs. You're not giving them enough credit. It'd be an MRI machine on the pole and both competitors would be injured trying to get it down.
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Apr 2, 2014 16:59
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Commissar Ken posted:Wait, that was real?!? I thought it was just a dumb story thing with no chance of payoff like most TNA storylines. Well, see, it's both
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Apr 3, 2014 02:22
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SylvainMustach posted:Came here to post that, and that Jeff Jarrett's new promotion (since leaving TNA) has a website with absolutely no information about who may be in said promotion or where we might see it. Um, excuse you, but you can also buy autographed 8x10's like this http://globalforcewrestling.ras.bustores.com/catalog/product/view/id/14369/s/jeff-jarret-8x10-1/ This. Is. Gonna. Be. HUGE.
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Apr 7, 2014 15:43
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Who has even used that rounded 'future' font since the 90's? It's like someone's grandpa's idea of what'd look cool. Even the Impact Wrestling logos are better (slightly) than that.
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Apr 7, 2014 19:38
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oldpainless posted:Christy hemme has a decades worth of experience in the wrestling business so maybe she has some good ideas Like changing Austin Aries theme to 'Walk Idiot Walk'
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Apr 10, 2014 16:45
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Daniel Bryan posted:Daniel Bryan is the best thing to happen to Eric Young. Maybe. Which means that Punk is the best thing to happen to Eric Young.
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Apr 11, 2014 04:25
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oatgan posted:Now that Dave Lagana has burned through CM Punk and Daniel Bryan angles in less than 6 months he's completely out of material to ape He just has to Sid Vicious up a Streak for Joe, then he can have Tito beat him for it. This will all take place on one show.
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Apr 11, 2014 04:50
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They have a PPV in three weeks why didn't this stupid storyline culminate there?
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Apr 11, 2014 05:12
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Yeah, if they did it that way it wouldn't even have bothered me as much, even though it probably would've been an even bigger ripoff. Then it would've at least felt like a semi-coherent and logical storyline rather than hotshot bullshit to capitalize on the ACTUAL white hot heat of Bryan. You know, thinking about this last night and I realized that this is one of their many misguided attempts to 'copy WWE but do it better'. In eschewing the stop-start, Bryan-gets-screwed part of the storyline by cramming the entire build into one night and making the HHH analog into a face for whatever reason, they managed to completely kill a) the fans getting behind the underdog hero and b) any amount of tension in the storyline. Magnificent.
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Apr 11, 2014 15:59
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sportsgenius86 posted:It's more like Zack Ryder Actually you'll find that Davey Richards is their Zack Ryder now.  woo woo woo, I'm stupid
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Apr 11, 2014 17:06
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oldpainless posted:One guy told her she was fired but theres no communication so no paperwork was actually done for her termination. hahahahahaha
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Apr 11, 2014 20:06
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EY was decent enough with the mic time he had on Impact. That was nowhere close to the worst thing about the angle or the show.
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Apr 11, 2014 20:25
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Flameingblack posted:TNA doesn't do matches people want to see. Oh they do them, the roster is too thin not to. They just get five minutes or less in the middle of impact's first hour.
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Apr 14, 2014 00:59
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What is he paying these people to be able to afford 500 performers? Either that's absurd, straight-up lies or he's gonna run this thing worse than Dixie.
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Apr 15, 2014 19:11
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MassRafTer posted:They aren't signing 500 performers. He has 500 performers in his "database" that he's considering signing. In reality this means Jeff has been working a lot of indie shows and has been writing names down on index cards and taking photos at cons with Bushwhackers. I think that's a pretty liberal interpretation of 'has 500 performers' (not on your part, but the author of the article or whatever his source was for that tidbit). By that logic, I have 500 performers, living and dead, in my promotion called Buttcrack of Honor. Where's my reality show, I ask? Where?
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Apr 15, 2014 20:02
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Angular Landbury posted:Maybe he has a working agreement with 500 people but they will only be called in on a per date basis based on availability? That still seems like an insane number of people to be on call. Maybe I'm underestimating JJ but that is a gigantic roster of performers. If it's staff, including creative, behind the scenes, etc that's one thing, but the article says performers.
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Apr 15, 2014 20:38
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oatgan posted:i'm not sure if Jeff Jarrett has been watching TNA but I can definitely say for certain that it's problem isn't that there's too much wrestling, or that sometimes there's even any wrestling at all His takeaway from TNA seems to be that the roster is too small and it's not interactive enough, along with the 'too much wrestling' thing.
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Apr 16, 2014 00:40
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Wait how many CAW slots are available in 2K14? Maybe Global Force is just a series of LPs featuring 500 of our favourite wrestlers from past and present.
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Apr 16, 2014 17:04
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He's wrestled on TNA quite a bit I think?
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Apr 17, 2014 17:38
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Sweeney Tom posted:Not only this, but the fact that TNA is THE SECOND BIGGEST US WRESTLING COMPANY CURRENTLY, and working at Walmart is still financially preferable. Thanks, OKADA
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Apr 17, 2014 19:24
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Wait how much are those ratty couch seats? See if you can get those and just kick back, maybe take a nap partway through. Being a book and read during Gunner's match.
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Apr 19, 2014 00:42
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Onmi posted:There are still people today saying that He's good and that WWE hosed him up. I have no idea how they function. They're all on TNAustim.com so their opinions aren't canon with reality.
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Apr 22, 2014 16:38
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sportsgenius86 posted:I'm sure it'll end with Shaw being the Jamie to Christy's Cersei I don't even know what that means in this context. He'll rape her? They'll be revealed as twinsies?
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Apr 22, 2014 17:09
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Christy should book herself at least one world title reign before the company goes belly-up.
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Apr 22, 2014 20:38
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HODOR STEEN HODOR
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Apr 22, 2014 21:33
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neonbregna posted:So I guess this is all part of cost cutting in creative? Just watch wwe and copy whatever they are doing. What do you expect when their head of creative was, prior to this, a WWE hire because he was a friend of Kevin Dunn and prior to that worked at Costco?
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Apr 23, 2014 14:02
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Speaking of Dunn, it will never not be hilarious to me that his is the only profile page on WWE Corporate without a picture. Too ugly for even the internet.
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Apr 23, 2014 14:58
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weekly font posted:It's a clear sign that the man has a tiny, tiny penis. Poor tiny penii'd Van Vader, John Studd and John McCarthy 
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Apr 23, 2014 19:26
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Great White Hope posted:Don't forget Show and Bam Bam Elow. Well at least it's canon that Show is packing a golf pencil.
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Apr 23, 2014 19:36
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Did she append that statement with "boom" ?
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Apr 24, 2014 13:43
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sportsgenius86 posted:Sam Shaw is a realtor and brought Hemme back to a property he's trying to sell but it turns out she really liked the place so he's been really awkward and unsettling lately because he's trying to buy it for her without her finding out. Zema Ion is pissing blood and doesn't know why. Rob Terry learns what doggystyle is.
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Apr 25, 2014 14:32
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Angular Landbury posted:This is still a VERY different situation than ECW who were down to the wire via creditors and were losing their tv spot. Dixie's mom may absolutely shut them down but I'm just really amused by people being so sure that dropping down the cable dial will be the last nail in the coffin. Like it was mentioned earlier, they already have international tv in place, so even if no US cable or streaming service wants them, I kinda just imagine they'll just carry on with a smaller and smaller roster, eliminate house shows and just broadcast the international shows. Broadcast them where? And how long is such a model sustainable, even with a drastically smaller roster?
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Apr 25, 2014 16:29
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Zack_Gochuck posted:Poor Bob Carter is going to end up setting up low-wattage over-the-air TV station in Florida, isn't he? Mike Tenay desperately calling moves over ham radio.
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Apr 25, 2014 16:32
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I don't think the sum total of the months in which they were passable to good over their entire lifetime would total a single year, much less years.
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Apr 25, 2014 16:58
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Great White Hope posted:I hope the final Impact ends with Toby Keith in the ring doing a live simulcast with Global Force Wrestling. No way, Serge finally comes out to Dixie and she clutches his legs as he walks away. It's the only ending I'll be happy with.
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Apr 25, 2014 18:43
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Highlight of the night was Meltzer and Alvarez arguing over whether a fake beard/mustache is considered a mask.
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Apr 28, 2014 13:02
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achillesforever6 posted:Or while heavily intoxicated, maybe they had Kurt write it. Angle or Sutter?
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Apr 28, 2014 16:23
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wagnike2 posted:In fairness, all wrestling recaps are pretty terrible. The ones issued by the company themselves usually aren't! WWE's are fairly well-written when I've had occasion to read them. The fan-made ones, especially on F4W and the smaller newz sites where no one seems to copy-edit are very bad though.
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Apr 28, 2014 17:05
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