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today I was dispatched to a home that had been "ramshacked" Dispatchers are the best.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 16:13 |
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beanieson posted:today I was dispatched to a home that had been "ramshacked" Did she at least have a hot voice?
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 00:39 |
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beanieson posted:today I was dispatched to a home that had been "ramshacked" You're very insensitive to people with lisps.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 01:25 |
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beanieson posted:today I was dispatched to a home that had been "ramshacked" So that's what Connery is doing post-retirement.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 01:45 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:You're very insensitive to people with lisps. Is there a name for this? Am I a lispist? It wasn't just spoken over the radio either, in the call summary on my MDT it said "ramshacked" E: maybe the complainant said it first and they just went along
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 01:52 |
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One of my stepsisters is a dispatcher. She has slept with a number of cops, most of them married. She looks like the michelin man. I figure this is pretty standard.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 02:48 |
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Hot voice is never an indicator of hot body. Dispatchers taught me this. More than once.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 03:16 |
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Public Service Announcement In case you guys don't bother to read the big red server announcements at the top of the page, CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS. OpenSSL had a major security breach that resulted in people being able to use a rather simple Python scripts to trawl for log-in/password information for any site that uses OpenSSL for security. SA was effected by this but it was patched this morning, so any password you make now should be ok.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 03:39 |
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I'm just tired of getting dispatched to the Libary
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 04:26 |
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Why don't you all just put your guns in your mouth then pull the trigger, severing your pigshit brain from your central nervous system? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:56 |
I guess somebody just got a traffic ticket.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:31 |
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He's probably a dispatcher with a lisp.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 13:42 |
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fresh catchphrase posted:Why don't you all just put your guns in your mouth then pull the trigger, severing your pigshit brain from your central nervous system? Makes you think
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 13:53 |
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I just got my start date for the academy and the first thing they've asked me to buy is a pair of black bdu pants. I thought the black tactical cargo pants thing was supposed to be a joke. Militarization of the police. Ron Paul 2012.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:37 |
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tacyak posted:I just got my start date for the academy and the first thing they've asked me to buy is a pair of black bdu pants. I thought the black tactical cargo pants thing was supposed to be a joke. Militarization of the police. Ron Paul 2012. You'll understand when you're on the job. Basically BDU's are a godsend when you need a place to stuff flashlights, gloves, a knife, keys, evidence you pick up at a scene. The extra pockets are really necessary and I hate wearing dress pants instead.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:41 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:You'll understand when you're on the job. Basically BDU's are a godsend when you need a place to stuff flashlights, gloves, a knife, keys, evidence you drop at a scene. The extra pockets are really necessary and I hate wearing dress pants instead. FTFY
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tacyak posted:I just got my start date for the academy and the first thing they've asked me to buy is a pair of black bdu pants. I thought the black tactical cargo pants thing was supposed to be a joke. Militarization of the police. Ron Paul 2012. it's probably just your academy uniform. Also make sure you ask for something durable for your drop gun, don't wanna have to keep getting new ones cause you asked for a kel tec instead of a diamondback.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 16:16 |
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Branis posted:it's probably just your academy uniform. Also make sure you ask for something durable for your drop gun, don't wanna have to keep getting new ones cause you asked for a kel tec instead of a diamondback. don't you ideally want something cheap so that costs don't run up when you plant guns on the poor people you opress?
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 16:19 |
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Branis posted:it's probably just your academy uniform. Also make sure you ask for something durable for your drop gun, don't wanna have to keep getting new ones cause you asked for a kel tec instead of a diamondback. We all know a edit - Serious guntalk. When my Keltec failed, they had it repaired and shipped back to me, free of charge, within nearly 2 weeks. It was a really pleasant customer service experience, though I don't know if that quite makes up for the overall poorer quality of the weapon. There are times I just don't carry off-duty anymore because I figure it's more likely that my Keltec would fail on me than it is that I would be involved in a shooting. It's actually pretty scary when I think about it but I try not to. The Shep fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Apr 9, 2014 |
# ? Apr 9, 2014 16:28 |
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scratch off the serial and sell the keltec on the streets, buy an M&P shield 9mm and a crossbreed holster. I don't off duty carry much because I can't be bothered to wear anything but sweat pants anymore
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 16:43 |
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Kel-tec is poo poo, it's true, but the poors out here have a taste for hi-points.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 16:53 |
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I had a buddy who worked a murder in iowa where the victim got killed by a .45acp hipoint. Probably the first time in history that the victim and the shooter weren't the same person when a hipoint is involved.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 16:59 |
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Branis posted:M&P shield 9mm Man last year I was so close to buying that gun. I still want it, but I just don't have the money.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 17:07 |
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This is something that I still find hard to understand. I get that people have a budget, but considering how important your weapon is, why would you go for low quality to save a few bucks? Do you have to buy your own body armor too? I'm fairly sure that these purchases would at least be tax deductable(6 days, just fyi).
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Reign Of Pain posted:This is something that I still find hard to understand. I get that people have a budget, but considering how important your weapon is, why would you go for low quality to save a few bucks? Do you have to buy your own body armor too? I'm fairly sure that these purchases would at least be tax deductable(6 days, just fyi). The KelTec PF-9 was very highly recommended to me by some very experienced LEO's I worked with at the time who served as our department range masters and armorers. I never had a problem with it until the firing pin just broke on it one day and it wouldn't fire anymore. Prior to that, it started having misfeeds constantly but I don't know if that was connected to the firing pin failure. KelTec replaced about everything except the frame on the gun when they shipped it back. I haven't had a problem with it since then, it's just a feeling in the back of my mind that I don't trust it. I'd love to go out and drop $700 on a gun I can trust, but 1) I don't make a lot of money and I have a lot of bills, 2)I have very expensive hobbies, 3) I'm not really a gun guy so I just don't care that much. I have my primary duty-gun that I carry off-duty if I know I absolutely want to have something I can rely on.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 18:19 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:This is something that I still find hard to understand. I get that people have a budget, but considering how important your weapon is, why would you go for low quality to save a few bucks? Do you have to buy your own body armor too? I'm fairly sure that these purchases would at least be tax deductable(6 days, just fyi). keltecs have a 6000 round garaunteed lifespan which is hilariously low but most ov you coppers will never come close to firing it that much
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 20:15 |
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Just by a j frame and be done with it.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 20:15 |
Wait, your armorers recommended a Kel-Tec?
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 20:57 |
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Smiling Jack posted:Wait, your armorers recommended a Kel-Tec? To be fair, they only did because I told them price was my biggest concern. I was making about $15/hr at the time so money was tight. Also ask me about : Owning uncle mikes duty gear (it's awful). The Shep fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 9, 2014 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:To be fair, they only did because I told them price was my biggest concern.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 21:52 |
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Smiling Jack posted:Wait, your armorers recommended a Kel-Tec? I guess a Kel Tec is better than nothing but still, Our GOs state that we can only carry off duty Sigs or Glocks in 40 or 9 along with Colt, S&W, Ruger revolvers in .38. Speaking of, I just off duty qualified yesterday on a new to me Glock 23 from cdnn sports I got for $390 shipped. Beats the hell out of any Kel Tec.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 21:54 |
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I thought you were RCMP, if so you can definitely afford not lovely gear.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 21:55 |
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I thought drakerider was a cop in saskatchewan, which is like canada's version of flyover states isn't it? Full of meth, rednecks and lovely wages.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 21:57 |
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Branis posted:I thought drakerider was a cop in saskatchewan, which is like canada's version of flyover states isn't it? Full of meth, rednecks and lovely wages. yes, yes, no. Also RCMP are the federal police, which are used to police areas that aren't big enough to justify a local pd.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 21:59 |
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Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:yes, yes, no. Also RCMP are the federal police, which are used to police areas that aren't big enough to justify a local pd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6_7xvGrU34
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 22:17 |
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JayKay posted:I guess a Kel Tec is better than nothing but still, Sigh. My new agency's backup/off duty list sucks. No revolvers at all. Suspect they just don't want to buy any ammo other than the issue caliber. My old agency I could carry any gun the armorer approved (in effect anything that wasn't poo poo) in 5 or 6 calibers.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 22:18 |
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Tyro posted:Sigh. My new agency's backup/off duty list sucks. No revolvers at all. Suspect they just don't want to buy any ammo other than the issue caliber. My old agency I could carry any gun the armorer approved (in effect anything that wasn't poo poo) in 5 or 6 calibers. Untagged's department has the best off duty policy. If you can qualify on it, you can carry it. We're Glock/Sig only due to the fact that's what our 2 agencies are issued (PD=Sig, Sheriff=Glock). We also have revolvers on the list because of legacy. I'd say the breakdown for off-duty carry here is 50% Glock, 30% Sig, 10% unarmed, 5% duty weapon, 5% revolver. Edit: I just switched from carrying the Sig 239 in .40 to the Glock 23 for off duty. JayKay fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Apr 9, 2014 |
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JayKay posted:Untagged's department has the best off duty policy. If you can qualify on it, you can carry it. I never understood why agencies in the same area don't standardize their firearm, at least so ammo and magazines are interchangeable. Although here in my bumfuck dept everybody is allowed to carry whatever you want, so you have guys with midsize or full size glocks some in 9 some in 40 and one weird dude with an ancient beretta 92.
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Branis posted:I never understood why agencies in the same area don't standardize their firearm, at least so ammo and magazines are interchangeable. Although here in my bumfuck dept everybody is allowed to carry whatever you want, so you have guys with midsize or full size glocks some in 9 some in 40 and one weird dude with an ancient beretta 92. Could be worse, I heard of one department where a guy carries an XD.
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guy's still carrying 92s are the weirdest. we carry whatever we want from an approved list (anything that isn't crap). There was talk recently of issueing all the swat guys glock 35s just to have the interchangeable magazines but nothing ever came of it. In other news I wrote a big rear end check today, down payment on a lot/construction loan. If I suddenly stop posting it's cause I'm busy pulling my hair out for the next 7-8 months & am now poor.
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