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Task Manager
Sep 5, 2008

A weird time in which we are alive. We can travel anywhere we want, even to other planets. And for what? To sit day after day, declining in morale and hope.
A

Sure the Floppy-Ears may be plotting but the squirrel is up to no good here and now! There's a chance they may even be working together!

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dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh
Den-Of-Odd-Smells-Where-The-World-Is-Small. Which one is that? Indor's place?

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Task Manager posted:

So this is likely Indor, right? Interesting description. Seems Snarls can sense whatever mojo Indor has going on in there as well.

I am thinking the Temple of El and Zebanetha. But maybe Indor!

J

Floppy ears must not be allowed to achieve their diabolical aims!

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

A Terrible Person posted:

Can we smell what goes into the horrible stuff? What plants/meats/??? does Drops-the-Tasty-Food use to make the disgusting food?

Also, J!
Fish, plants and spices! No meat at all! Even the fish is ruined!

dyzzy posted:

Den-Of-Odd-Smells-Where-The-World-Is-Small. Which one is that? Indor's place?
It is the Den-Of-Odd-Smells-Where-The-World-Is-Small, obviously.

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




Who is the weird man that was with Master-Father-Brother on his recent trip?

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade
A Squirrel!

SerSpook posted:

Who is the weird man that was with Master-Father-Brother on his recent trip?

Good-smeller

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh

Diogines posted:

It is the Den-Of-Odd-Smells-Where-The-World-Is-Small, obviously.

Well duh! Uh, who gives us food there?

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

E

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
J go to the loud-happy-place-with-bad-water-and-clumsy-pack and find the Old Smeller and take a big smell and also make-the-face-that-drops-the-tastey-food!

Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger
SQUIRREL!!! must... watch... evil... Floppy-Ears... Guards the... SQUIRREL!

Vavrek
Mar 2, 2013

I like your style hombre, but this is no laughing matter. Assault on a police officer. Theft of police property. Illegal possession of a firearm. FIVE counts of attempted murder. That comes to... 29 dollars and 40 cents. Cash, cheque, or credit card?
Hrm. I like lndor, but l'm not sure I trust her enough to send Snarls unguarded.

C
F - go see the pup.

Vavrek fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Apr 1, 2014

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.
F drat it, we've already gotten valuable info about one character we never interact with, let's take the opportunity to see if Danal has any secrets we should know.

Also, it seems we really ought to take the opportunity for Q&A with Snarls more often. Our constant link makes us take it for granted that we know what he knows, but he sees a lot more than perhaps he realizes.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

B + C

What other upsetting secrets are we keeping from Father-Brother-Master-Bestest-Friend-Ever-Man-Beast-Who-Knows-The-Place-To-Make-The-Leg-Kick?

Affi
Dec 18, 2005

Break bread wit the enemy

X GON GIVE IT TO YA
The most interesting place we could go that won't be dumb is probably the temple of El.

BUT! SQUIRREL!

A

FoxTerrier
Feb 15, 2012

Perfectly logical poster who uses the tools available to him to come to solid conclusions

H maybe we'll get to watch Indor do some magic! (And get a belly scratch, that too :dance:)

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I want to know where H is. It's a very strange place-name.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Just....hump something. Floppy ear, mean man, waifu, gate ANYTHING

Mr Apollo
Jan 1, 2013
F See the pup!

Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger

Basscop
Jun 4, 2010

Lightnin? HA! Thats a good 'un!
Now why dontcha
come o'er here and
GET

IN

MY

BELLY!!!
I loving LOST it at stupid-fuzzies.

I vote we go visit the stupid-fuzzies

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

I'm dying you art-defacing bastard!

A Terrible Person
Jan 8, 2012

The Dance of Friendship

Fun Shoe

Diogines posted:

Fish, plants and spices! No meat at all! Even the fish is ruined!

Does anyone else eat that horrible mess? Or is it just Father-Brother-Master-Bestest-Friend-Ever-Man-Beast-Who-Knows-The-Place-To-Make-The-Leg-Kick?

Cornuto
Jun 26, 2012

For the pack!

A Terrible Person posted:

Does anyone else eat that horrible mess? Or is it just Father-Brother-Master-Bestest-Friend-Ever-Man-Beast-Who-Knows-The-Place-To-Make-The-Leg-Kick?

seaweed cakes? tudiya likes them

Sogol
Apr 11, 2013

Galileo's Finger

Cornuto posted:

seaweed cakes? tudiya likes them

Based on new info that Enki does not have Tudiya liking seaweed cakes is probably akin to the necessary answer to "honey do these make me look fat?"

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




I am casting a vote to hump the gate of the city.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

SerSpook posted:

I am casting a vote to hump the gate of the city.

We also need to claim it. And every other landmark in the city.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

the_steve posted:

We also need to claim it. And every other landmark in the city.

Especially the kings chair.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
E to assert dominance over then Den of Dens (our dog is better than your dog Lullaya).

Successful Businessmanga
Mar 28, 2010

F Go see the Pup he could use the moral support of rubbing the belly.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Holy poo poo.

F, go play with Danal :3:

DCBomB
Sep 14, 2008

Welp, so much for Jalitha.


Totals
A- - - - - - - - - 3
B- - - - - - - - - 1
C- - - - - - - - - 2
E- - - - - - - - - 2
F- - - - - - - - - 4
H- - - - - - - - - 3
J- - - - - - - - - 7
M- - - - - - - - - 9



Main Count
Sogol- - - - - - - J
Diogines - - - - - M
LLSix- - - - - - - J
hollylolly - - - - J
HiHo ChiRho- - - - C
A Terrible PErson- J
Task Manager - - - A
Eryxias- - - - - - M
OhYo - - - - - - - M
SerSpook - - - - - J
Rumda- - - - - - - A
Mad Wack - - - - - M
Paradox PersonifiedM
Nettle Soup- - - - E
Arkanomen- - - - - J
Supreme Allah- - - M
Vavrek - - - - - - F
Theglavwen - - - - F
the_steve- - - - - B + C
Affi - - - - - - - A
FoxTerrier - - - - H
Callipygian Weasel M
XOXO - - - - - - - M
Speleothing- - - - H
Mr Apollow - - - - F
Lord Cyrahzax- - - M
paragon1 - - - - - E
A Darker Porpoise- F
Volmarias- - - - - F
Angela Christine - C
Heatwizard - - - - A
Lanky Coconut Tree H
Soylent Pudding- - J



Plans
M, Diogines

Consume Drops-the-Tasty-Food to gain her powers, then go after Father-Brother-Master-Bestest-Friend-Ever-Man-Beast-Who-Knows-The-Place-To-Make-The-Leg-Kick! We must be free!!!

DCBomB fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Apr 2, 2014

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




C. It's been a looooong time.




WhiteOutMouse posted:

So, tomorrow can we talk to the king and ask what's up? I assume this is like inventing, not allowed? Or, is this cannon?

What makes you think we're ever going back to the other thread? This is our game now.

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

Go get that squirrel, then bring it back and show everyone what a great squirrel catcher you are.

I'm inferring that these are characters from some other thread, but also that the other thread is not about this cool dog, which I'm pretty sure makes this the superior thread.

DCBomB
Sep 14, 2008

You are right on both counts, sir

Lanky Coconut Tree
Apr 7, 2011

An angry tree.

The angriest tree
Voting H

Also voting 5 for sogol's art

Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

DCBomB posted:

You are right on both counts, sir

Wait, so Snarls isn't supposed to be the main character in the other thread?

Boy do I feel sheepish.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Theglavwen posted:

Wait, so Snarls isn't supposed to be the main character in the other thread?

Boy do I feel sheepish.

I think I recall Diog apologizing for the confusion.
The original thread was supposed to be "Paradise Barks - Tail Wag of the Heavens", but his phone auto-corrected it and he couldn't get the mods to change it back.

UppaTree
May 4, 2013

Theglavwen posted:

Wait, so Snarls isn't supposed to be the main character in the other thread?

Boy do I feel Stupid-Fuzzy-ish.

Fixed.

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


J Can't trust those floppy-ears.

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Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

The path is clear, indeed, it is scarcely in doubt. You must keep an eye on the dastardly Floppy-Ears and uncover their evil plots! You make your way to the Place-To-Trade-Food-And-Of-Many-Smells, where the ruinous Floppy-Ears congregate.

You sniff at them.

You look them in the eye to let them know that you are watching them! They won't pull anything while Guards-The-Pack is here!

You even show your teeth to a few! One of them shows their teeth back, but yours are sharper!





As you walk between the rows in the Place-To-Trade-Food-And-Of-Many-Smells, many of the Outer-Pack give you little bits of food to keep your strength up. They know the grave danger the Floppy-Ears represent and the important work you do to keep the Pack safe! After all, do they not say the Sound-of-Praise to you all the time, Hoosagoodboi? Indeed they do, indeed they do...

As you turn a corner a female member of the Outer-Pack screams and points! A young male member of the Outer-Pack has stolen her food and is running away with it! Smells-Like-Dirt-Male smells like dirt!

You..…
A. Maintain your vigil of the Floppy-Ears! This is a trick to distract you! Keep your eye on them!

B. Chase Smells-Like-Dirt-Male and yell loudly to return to food!

C. Chase Smells-Like-Dirt-Male and bite his leg to force him to stop!

D. Chase Smells-Like-Dirt-Male and jump on his back to pin him!

E. Try to form a truce with the Floppy-Ears and enlist their help to stop Smells-Like-Dirt-Male !

F. Yell loudly to alert the Outer-Pack and command the Outer-Pack to stop Smells-Like-Dirt-Male!

G. Something else. Fill in.

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