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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
What's up NOT THE ARMY THREAD

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

BOOSH! THREAD TITLE STILL SAYS ARMY!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
ahahahaha

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
Whip don't forget to sprinkle coke on his body.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Whip don't forget to sprinkle coke on his body.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009

I purchased and 100%'d Huniecam so quickly that I still get friends shaming me over it. And I deserve to be shamed. But I did not praise the game. I called it fucked up. That's how fucked up it is: it's up there with Princess Maker as far as poster body counts.
Soiled Meat

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Whip don't forget to sprinkle coke on his body.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Whipped Buttcheeks posted:

Whip don't forget to sprinkle coke on his body.

That's as good as the best response to my probation spree.

Citizen Tayne posted:

His post lunged at me. User suspended for 72 hours.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Cole posted:

What's up NOT THE ARMY THREAD

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hahaha loving owned

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Cole posted:

What's up NOT THE ARMY THREAD

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I am glad

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

I did a couple semesters at a community college for prereqs and poo poo, and had to wait in line to pay my fees and poo poo. Usual price was about $1600 a semester, and then fees. Since CT had a tuition waiver for vets (this was before post 9/11), my cost for all my stuff was like 100 bucks, after I reminded them I was a vet. The glares I got on the way out from people in the line behind me almost made enlisting worth it.

You guys are making me so excited for college

edit: Its going to be even better cause I got into an expensive private school with yellow ribbon.

Jarmak fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Apr 25, 2014

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012


be sure to ask about the Pell Grant immediately. If you tell them your income status will be significantly different than your last tax return, they'll make you fill out a ton of paperwork. However, free money is considerably free.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Carteret posted:

be sure to ask about the Pell Grant immediately. If you tell them your income status will be significantly different than your last tax return, they'll make you fill out a ton of paperwork. However, free money is considerably free.

Yeah this and FAFSA help out immensely.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Cole posted:

What's up NOT THE ARMY THREAD

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hashtag rekt

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

Carteret posted:

be sure to ask about the Pell Grant immediately. If you tell them your income status will be significantly different than your last tax return, they'll make you fill out a ton of paperwork. However, free money is considerably free.

Hmm... the school itself gave me a 12.5k private grant, if I filled out the form showing that my wife was already incurring more education expenses then our combined income wouldn't they already be making grant decisions based on me having zero money? Or should I dig into this more?

edit: In case it wasn't clear I filled out my FAFSA already, like two months ago

Jarmak fucked around with this message at 06:49 on Apr 25, 2014

anne frank fanfic
Oct 31, 2005

Jarmak posted:

So..... hope I don't get cancer while i'm using VA health in college

http://us.cnn.com/2014/04/23/health/veterans-dying-health-care-delays/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

I was just imaging the kind of long life that 71 year old would have lived were it not for the va... Disgusting.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC3yoby8TaY

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

whip you're doing kind of a poo poo job here on delivering

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
the charges keep getting thrown out

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

whip you're doing kind of a poo poo job here on delivering

I don't even want you in my division. Get the gently caress out of the car. Go back to the Valley, rookie.

DoggesAndCattes
Aug 2, 2007

Sweet. I found all my textbooks for my summer courses online... for free.

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

gently caress this retarded post cold war military

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
getting that professionally printed and hangin that poo poo on my wall

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Someone get that guy to do a modern version.

I suggest a panel of jerking off on guard duty, one drawing dicks in on the shitter wall, and one getting yelled at (for no good reason, if he can work that in).

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Whipped Buttcheeks
Jul 25, 2007
Chairborne Ranger
Our generation drew the short straw.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Godholio posted:

Someone get that guy to do a modern version.

That's not modern? Because that was my entire Marine Corps experience tbh

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax

Thump! posted:

That's not modern? Because that was my entire Marine Corps experience tbh

_____________________/

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
smper fi

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
I thought his legs were on backwards and that I was looking at the back of his calves.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


im pretty sure the last time this comic was funny, my grampa was still in the navy

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

in the context of being enlisted, it is too true to be funny

Odradek
May 23, 2007

Don't hate me because I'm cute
I know it was a few pages ago, but did somebody mention Deadwood?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFDYAz5LFjc

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGU2xwSsFs

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

sforzacio posted:

in the context of being enlisted, it is too true to be funny

and that's the real humor of it all

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Modern version is playing halo 2 on split screen while your PSG calls you fags, drinking ripits on the shitter while jerking it to a crusty porno mag(it's probably one of those ones that doesn't even have penetration either, just dudes holding their dicks while the chick spreads it and makes her o face and you don't realize it until a while later).

Second to last, using your styker like a can opener on Iraqi streets, loving up cars on narrow alleys with pissed off dudes shaking their fist at the vehicle. Last panel, is the same, but the vet bravely wears his faded basic training shirt with ACU cutoffs and an oif hat.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this

Slim Pickens posted:

while jerking it to a crusty porno mag(it's probably one of those ones that doesn't even have penetration either, just dudes holding their dicks while the chick spreads it and makes her o face and you don't realize it until a while later).



The weirdest poo poo we had was some mag that had the nipples and all the other fun bits airbrushed out so it looked like a hosed up barbie doll.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

The weirdest poo poo we had was some mag that had the nipples and all the other fun bits airbrushed out so it looked like a hosed up barbie doll.

When I was in tech school, some dude had a DVD porn of Freaky Dicks, which was pretty accurate. Dudes with hosed up or malformed dicks banging girls. We gave it to some prior service dude as a joke. A week later the dude popped by the dorms where we're all playing Timesplitters and was like, "this was really good. Thanks."

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro


Whip, Nice, please add this to the rules thread, tia

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Booblord Zagats posted:



Whip, Nice, please add this to the rules thread, tia

:lol:


Edit: also this is still the best chart.

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