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Physical Requirements: Telephone Usage Lifting under 20 pounds Walking/Bending/Sitting Ability to sit of extended periods of time
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--Microsoft (Word, Excel, PowerPoint) and Adobe experience
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Apr 1, 2014 17:07
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- Excellent communication skills
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Apr 1, 2014 17:08
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Would prefer candidates with majors in Shutting Up Instead Of Pointing Out Problems With Everything
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Apr 1, 2014 17:08
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- At least 4 years experience with Piss Drinking, Guzzling or Imbibing
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Apr 1, 2014 17:09
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those able to lift objects heavier than 20 pounds NEED NOT APPLY
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Apr 1, 2014 17:22
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- Baby wants to gently caress.
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Apr 1, 2014 17:23
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other duties as assigned
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Apr 1, 2014 17:27
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no irish
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Apr 1, 2014 17:28
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rotor posted:no irish 
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Apr 1, 2014 17:29
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-Must be comfortable working in fast paced dynamic environments with rapidly shifting changes of variations
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Apr 1, 2014 17:31
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able to thrive with constant interruptions
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Apr 1, 2014 17:32
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- have a demonstrated stable approach to disruptive change management
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Apr 1, 2014 17:35
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honkwife used to work for a recruitment agency a long time go. agents were directed to note on a candidate's file that they had "brown eyes" if they were a black person. this was because some employers on the books had stipulated - off the record of course - that they did not want the agency to send them any niggers. united kingdom, 1980's
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Apr 1, 2014 17:43
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Dr. Honked posted:honkwife used to work for a recruitment agency a long time go. agents were directed to note on a candidate's file that they had "brown eyes" if they were a black person. this was because some employers on the books had stipulated - off the record of course - that they did not want the agency to send them any niggers. united kingdom, 1980's The phrase they use around here for that is "Canadian."
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Apr 1, 2014 17:49
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when i lived in vancouver i overheard some hollywood shitbag refer to canadians as "ice niggers" when he was on his phone and as i turned around to see who the gently caress would say something like that he got a look like his mom caught him jacking off and he scurried away
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Apr 1, 2014 18:15
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i have a ridiculous english name that is sometimes mistaken as indian so i think i'm going to add a photo to my resume so i don't miss out on any whiteguy privilege
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Apr 1, 2014 18:17
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rotor posted:he got a look like his mom caught him jacking off and he scurried away thats an elaborate way to say he grinned H.P. Hovercraft posted:i have a ridiculous english name that is sometimes mistaken as indian so i think i'm going to add a photo to my resume so i don't miss out on any whiteguy privilege being mistaken as indian might actually get you more benefits
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Apr 1, 2014 18:21
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10 Years Hadoop or Big Data Experience
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Apr 1, 2014 18:22
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-Must be a strong presence on social media (will be verified by Klout score on day of interview)
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Apr 1, 2014 19:47
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-must be able to give me a ride to arby's AT LEAST twice a week for lunch. and no, i don't know what i want until we get there so don't think you can just take my order and buzz over without me.
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Apr 1, 2014 19:54
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prospective employees will be required to remit facebook login information to hr upon employment
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Apr 1, 2014 21:48
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no fat chicks
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Apr 1, 2014 21:49
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:prospective employees will be required to remit facebook login information to hr upon employment psh 
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Apr 1, 2014 21:51
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-experience with social media networking
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Apr 1, 2014 21:53
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Kaethela posted:no, fat chicks!
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Apr 1, 2014 21:55
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-must be comfortable with a relaxed, sexually open workplace culture
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Apr 1, 2014 21:56
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stoutfish posted:-must be comfortable with a relaxed, sexually open workplace culture Open Up Your rear end
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Apr 1, 2014 21:58
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we are not a primarily money-driven workplace and expect prospective employees to hold a similar mindset
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Apr 1, 2014 21:59
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rotor posted:refer to canadians as "ice niggers" lol
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Apr 1, 2014 22:00
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graph posted:lol ice friend of the family, i'll take it.
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Apr 1, 2014 22:06
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Apr 1, 2014 22:08
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"ice friend of the family" made me laff out loud irl
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Apr 1, 2014 22:09
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ice ice friend of the family
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Apr 1, 2014 22:10
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benefits: our employees' health and wellbeing is a chief concern as well as their safety. to this end we encourage weekly kendō training sessions with our resident kendōka; shinai and bōgu are of course provided employees will be expected to follow hagakure at all times while on campus and are encouraged to do so in their personal time as well
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Apr 1, 2014 22:14
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Dr. Honked posted:"ice friend of the family" made me laff out loud irl
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Apr 1, 2014 22:53
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refer to black people as "niggers"
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Apr 1, 2014 22:54
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please dont
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Apr 2, 2014 00:05
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now employers can think you're an antisocial creep when you tell them you don't have a facebook (i don't have a facebook either)
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rotor posted:please dont refer to black people as "ice niggers"
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