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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > April Navy Thread
 
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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
 Best part about the IDW is that they are pretending it's a real warfare pin.

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
 PENIS

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System.

Enjoy suckin that penis, bro.

Also everyone I know that uses a PENIS is an incredible tool, and I am an a-school instructor and see tons of idiot navy kids using them. So congrats on being a giant douche.

* # ¿ Apr 19, 2014 13:29
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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Pandasmores posted:

Well at least you didn't piss them off and get Psych Tech, so there's a bright side to it.

poo poo, I even dropped my GPA to like 80 trying to get them to take it away and they were like "lol no".

Meh, if sucking on a robot dick is going to cool me down when deep breathing, lifting, and meditation fails while also keeping me from wanting to eat poo poo away or purchase copious amounts of alcohol then I'll deeply inhale Bender's holy vapors, from Mom with love. That's weird that you guys get smoke breaks though. Guess because we are "healthcare professionals" and are asked to maintain an example of it when around the hospital we aren't allowed to have breaks.

Yeah man if it keeps you off the booze that's cool. First impression is you're a giant tool though. I assume you've accepted that but good on you for trying to get better. Lesser of evils or something but seriously e-cigs are better than drinking yourself to death or being fat.

Fart Sandwiches fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Apr 19, 2014

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

SketchesOfSpain01 posted:

Dude. PM me your name. How the gently caress do goons teach at A schools...

Fat fuckin stacks of blood money contractor cash

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
 When I got out I gave everything to the base thrift shop. Old utilities, dress uniforms, blue camos that still had pricetags and no nametapes, all the poo poo.

The only thing I kept was the foul weather jacket I stole from my boat with My leather Velcro nametape. That poo poo owns.

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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

vulturesrow posted:

Don't worry guys, I'm still above water. Not sure about Fart Sandwiches though, hopefully his anime powers kept him safe. :ohdear:

Pretend i quoted sailor moon or some fuckin poo poo but i'm safe. I;m on the north end of town away from all the flooding. Got a free day off. that means LOTS OF DRINKING

civ life owns.

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