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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

We All Live In Kawalimus' House


never stop never stopping to wield consent and bestow it upon others with your genital piece's

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

We All Live In Kawalimus' House


That there was a reference to Real 1 and his song "phoenix"

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

Imagine Darryl Strawberry telling Homer Simpson that he doesn't know who he is and has never seen him play, but still knows that he (Strawberry) is better than Homer.

Now change that so it's me telling you that I basically only know you from online interactions, but I still know that you are a billion times a better person than Vince Russo.

Also I have amazing abs in this scenario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAJHDiO8Fr0

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST


Glad to see the internet is taking the whole Graves thing in the right fashion.

quote:

Fifteen pages of this poo poo, and not one person tried to float the idea that maybe his wife brought this on herself? What if she became a sexless bitchy hag after marriage and drove him right into another woman's arms? I'd venture to guess that is exactly what happened.

Seems far more common than not in marriage these days. "Well I'm a wife and mother now, so worship me, no matter how fat and self centered I become, and to hell with your needs." Good for him for going out and finding a nice piece of rear end and likely someone who listens to him and builds him up as a person.

You don't go looking for that unless you ain't getting it at home.

Oh wait, nevermind.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wol70cBLNd8

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


I'm still trying to comprehend the mindset of a person that feels compelled to Stan Up For Corey Graves. The man is truly unremarkable on basically every level.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


Sydney Bottocks posted:

I'm still trying to comprehend the mindset of a person that feels compelled to Stan Up For Corey Graves. The man is truly unremarkable on basically every level.

Someone like that probably just walks around with an angry grimace on their face all day long

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Don't single out SA posters in this thread, there are plenty of dumb wrestling opinions outside of SA to mock, which is what this thread is for.

fatherofmustard
May 15, 2018



https://twitter.com/nWoWolfpacTV/st...197216438145024

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"Let's not diminish the audience further" suggests person with a username paying tribute to the nWo Wolfpac.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008


Somehow that's not the worst tweet in that thread:

https://twitter.com/Gyro__Man/statu...203004145631233

https://twitter.com/Gyro__Man/statu...203998338310144

Yikes

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


https://twitter.com/nwowolfpactv/st...9511452672?s=21

The guy is an idiot.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

WRAP IT UP NAITALURES
It is Zack Sabre Time, Now


That guy is like impressively stupid.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



Christ, Gyro Man, confine it to your erotic RP tumblr

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

We All Live In Kawalimus' House


if you want to report gyro man, it seems to work.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


Raw Blacked Anger

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


WolfpacTV is an impressively funny gimmick

Breitbart Is Rightbart
Sep 12, 2013


It has to be a troll account right? Look at that bio.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Fun Shoe

Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012

*laughs at u*


Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:

It has to be a troll account right? Look at that bio.

I do not think so

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

Is it a Pittsburgh fan?
Is it a Denver fan?
Who can say?


So is he gyro man in that he really likes spinning objects that balance well or he really likes a sandwich made of seasoned lamb

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 10, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick


Nap Ghost

Mel Mudkiper posted:

So is he gyro man in that he really likes spinning objects that balance well or he really likes a sandwich made of seasoned lamb

maybe he exists to die so johnny can understand his true power

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


This list is wild. You need to experience it for yourself.

https://hairywrestlingfan.com/2019/...stling-history/

#10 on the Top 10 Most Important Wrestlers in Japanese Pro Wrestling History is Bullet Club.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

HANG ME HORSEMAN

no I'm good. Hairy Wrestling Fan is like the Christopher Columbus of puroresu.

Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012

*laughs at u*


No Beauty Pair, no Akira Maeda, no Fritz von Erich, no Destroyer

Top 10 lists are stupid

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Fun Shoe

MassRafTer posted:

This list is wild. You need to experience it for yourself.

https://hairywrestlingfan.com/2019/...stling-history/

#10 on the Top 10 Most Important Wrestlers in Japanese Pro Wrestling History is Bullet Club.
Honourable Mention: Vince McMahon

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

BROTHER I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE DSA AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE AWARD WINNING WWE NETWORK FOR ONLY $9.99 A MONTH


coconono posted:

no I'm good. Hairy Wrestling Fan is like the Christopher Columbus of puroresu.
Is he really that bad? He seems just like a harmless guy with dumbish opinions. I feel people get way too meanspirited about him for some reason.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

HANG ME HORSEMAN

achillesforever6 posted:

Is he really that bad? He seems just like a harmless guy with dumbish opinions. I feel people get way too meanspirited about him for some reason.

I'm just sayin dude has a habit of stumbling onto common stuff and being like HAY LOOKIT THE THING I JUST DISCOVERED

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

I thought the redtext someone dumped on you was in bad taste and a bit much so here's a corgi instead.

achillesforever6 posted:

Is he really that bad? He seems just like a harmless guy with dumbish opinions. I feel people get way too meanspirited about him for some reason.

You've clearly never read his poetry

Blast Fantasto
Sep 17, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



This dude clearly wrote this with one hand down his pants. Wild stuff

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
DISINGENUOUS GASLIGHTING PIECE OF SHIT CREEPER FANTASIST

achillesforever6 posted:

Is he really that bad? He seems just like a harmless guy with dumbish opinions. I feel people get way too meanspirited about him for some reason.

Approaching Pro Wrestling as a hobby is actually bad to some folks. But don't call those folks gatekeepers damnit!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Things aren't really a hobby anymore when you have a patreon for something. And when you are getting paid and not making a 10 Most Important Lucha Guys list to go along with this one I get pissed.

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

austin 3:16 says shut up. shut hte fuck up. where is my beer. i need hel

#1: super porky

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006

austin 3:16 says shut up. shut hte fuck up. where is my beer. i need hel

the gap between #1 and #2 is so vast that it will be a few years before i can complete this top ten.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!



JBL parachute account spotted

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

"Why yes, this is a tie with dollar signs on it.

Jealous?"

MassRafTer posted:

Things aren't really a hobby anymore when you have a patreon for something. And when you are getting paid and not making a 10 Most Important Lucha Guys list to go along with this one I get pissed.

#10: LWO

VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

#HEKNOWS
#SCOOPS
#IGNOREMYPOSTS


MassRafTer posted:

Things aren't really a hobby anymore when you have a patreon for something. And when you are getting paid and not making a 10 Most Important Lucha Guys list to go along with this one I get pissed.

#10: Bullet Club

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012



MassRafTer posted:

Things aren't really a hobby anymore when you have a patreon for something. And when you are getting paid and not making a 10 Most Important Lucha Guys list to go along with this one I get pissed.

One of the tiers on his patreon lets you request articles.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Fun Shoe

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

JBL parachute account spotted
lothe as i am to be the JBL defender, race is the one thing hes not a horrible chud about. those tweets without the uncomfortable racist undertones though, yeah pure Bradshaw

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I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

"Why yes, this is a tie with dollar signs on it.

Jealous?"

jesus WEP posted:

lothe as i am to be the JBL defender, race is the one thing he’s not a horrible chud about. those tweets without the uncomfortable racist undertones though, yeah pure Bradshaw

He definitely listens to Lil Boosie, but he's probably used race as a way to bully minorities, even if he was more invested in the bullying than the racism

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