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AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
people who wwe ruined: Cesaro. holy gently caress. i mean if he's happy getting paid more power to him but i feel like they just got handed a gold egg and they didnt know what to do with it so they put it on the back of the toilet as a bathroom decoration.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

what would you do with a gold egg.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Cesaro's basically getting paid to sit in catering and play League of Legends so it could be worse.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'd huck that poo poo into the woods hard from my porch. i live in the woods

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

OGs going to WWE to get that last bit of money before peacing out to a life of made for TV movie deals or whatever passive income scheme they have lined up is cool.

Newbies going the WWE system pretty much toast their wrestling career unless someone in control has a boner for them. Or they go somewhere and completely unlearn the WWE system to properly wrestle.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cavauro posted:

what would you do with a gold egg.

I would sell it for a lot of money.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you're dealing strictly in goldheads, survivalists and pawn shops. might die. Just because of a egg

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

best to bury it. like they did Cesaro

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cavauro posted:

you're dealing strictly in goldheads, survivalists and pawn shops. might die. Just because of a egg

Look all I need to do is make a webpage called "goldeneggvalue.com" that's just a single picture of a golden egg saying "Value = $100million" and the guy from pawnstars will offer me a cool 100k for it.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

you're likely to get about 180 to 250 USD for the egg unless it's extremely large. no one is going to pay the value of the gold, probably about 400, so the higher end there would be people who plan on re-selling it later. and if it's just a gold plated egg then it's not worth even typing this post out about it. but i assume it's not. now is it worth dealing with hosed up fuckers? maybe. But not to me. i'd huck it in thew oods.

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
Lie and tell them it's a secret, hidden, faberge egg

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 39 days!
Brut: by Faberge.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

honestly the only knock against Cesaro is you're not gonna get a lot of dynamic range in his promos. Dude is pretty monotone. Plus he looks like your jacked district manager so he's not intimidating either until he start hucking dudes around.

Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?
we need to stop being afraid to put masks on huge dudes that have timid faces

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Lunatic Sledge posted:

we need to stop being afraid to put masks on huge dudes that have timid faces

This is one thing that's always stumped me about WWE. Lesnar woulda sold a bajillion masks.

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Cesaro’s James Bond tearaway suit thing was money.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
found in the wild

https://twitter.com/M1zasterP1ece/status/1232421672671752194

how can one man be so wrong?

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


jesus

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Justin Roberts isn't even .5 Lenne Hardt's

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
You have a gold egg and you're not calling Jeff Jarrett?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/XITMK/status/1232402162673647621

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
How do you even respond to something like that?

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

How do you even respond to something like that?

Prod him to see what his insane theory is.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Besides the usual Kevin Sullivan answer, who do people think actually killed Benoit and his family?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Besides the usual Kevin Sullivan answer, who do people think actually killed Benoit and his family?

a black person. usually when I prod its a fictitious black person because "you know how they are"

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Pope Corky the IX posted:

How do you even respond to something like that?

ok boomer

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Cavauro posted:

what would you do with a gold egg.

well you put it on the mantle as a showpiece or something or sell it for the value but wwe took it and were like lets bronze this and hang it in the bathroom

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Besides the usual Kevin Sullivan answer, who do people think actually killed Benoit and his family?

The real killers. Quick, someone call OJ! We got a lead!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The one that is really insane is that Nancy killed their son and herself and Chris killed himself from grief and to protect Nancy.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Lid posted:

The one that is really insane is that Nancy killed their son and herself and Chris killed himself from grief and to protect Nancy.

Never mind, this was what people thought originally when the bodies were found.

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Cavauro posted:

what would you do with a gold egg.

Put it on your gold boat

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Oct 30, 2009

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Pope Corky the IX posted:

How do you even respond to something like that?

Prove he murdered Nancy!

Proof he murdered? None, see.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Time for Bryan Alvarez's weekly ratings post aka the net they use to dredge the bottom of the local man made lake to fish out the bodies and discarded trash

https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1233140716349444096?s=19

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Is XFL fixed too, or is it an actual sport rather than "sports entertainment"? I feel like it would be hard to fix a football game but OTOH I feel like McMahon would go insane not being able to control which team wins.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Pinche Rudo posted:

Time for Bryan Alvarez's weekly ratings post aka the net they use to dredge the bottom of the local man made lake to fish out the bodies and discarded trash

https://twitter.com/JobberNationTV/status/1233140716349444096?s=19

Without context I would assume he was taking the piss.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



22 Eargesplitten posted:

Is XFL fixed too, or is it an actual sport rather than "sports entertainment"? I feel like it would be hard to fix a football game but OTOH I feel like McMahon would go insane not being able to control which team wins.

It's as actual sport as any other sport.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Lamuella posted:

Without context I would assume he was taking the piss.

Keep thinking that. Don't make the mistake I did & look on his Twitter

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


The funniest thing is the XFL's ratings are barely over 1m at this point. It's not impossible that AEW is beating them too within 2 weeks.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Endless Mike posted:

It's as actual sport as any other sport.

Let me introduce you to something called EliteXC

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1232843162135203840

https://twitter.com/mkurtz91/status/1232848069298937856

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