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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.



Its kind of amazing to me that Sam Shaw is one of the hottest pushes in NXT. No one called that one.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

D U S T M A N


STAC Goat posted:

Its kind of amazing to me that Sam Shaw is one of the hottest pushes in NXT. No one called that one.

consider that he was signed in the same batch as Trevor Lee and Shane Strickland

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


STAC Goat posted:

Its kind of amazing to me that Sam Shaw is one of the hottest pushes in NXT. No one called that one.

If you told me he was a serial killer cartoonist I'd have called it!

This guy too

quote:

He's so freaking talented. But let's hope he doesn't "paint" his opponents.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






His push is baffling because he brings nothing to the table.

Is he big? Not really hes billed at 6'2".

Is he muscular? No more than anyone else

Can he work? No hes one of the least talented wrestlers on the entire roster

Can he talk? No his entire gimmick is he doesnt speak.

Is he hot? He has a pedo stache and no eyebrows.

Like its utterly baffling. Hes like a straight up downgrade from Baron Corbin and think of the ground that covers.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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He has big traps

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Aren't Timothy Thatcher's as big?

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010




Grimey Drawer

He's also like 36 years old

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


ShallNoiseUpon posted:

He's also like 36 years old

So he's young for NXT.

ShallNoiseUpon
Sep 10, 2010




Grimey Drawer

MassRafTer posted:

So he's young for NXT.

He's not even old enough to be watching NXT

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

It's short for Maxwell Jacob Friedman Fans, come on guys, use your noggins.

Can we take back Paul's Best Booker awards?

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


He already ate all the fruit

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Reddit loves Lumis, I don't get it.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.



JT Smiley posted:

Reddit loves Lumis, I don't get it.

I mean, if you were gonna turn "Reddit" into a gimmick...

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




STAC Goat posted:

I mean, if you were gonna turn "Reddit" into a gimmick...

Don't see what Johnny Gargano has to do with this

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル


MassRafTer posted:

I legitimately had no idea and this is extremely funny to google.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUtLq9SH-xM

I am laughing too much at his INTENSE~! drawing.

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

that drawing is really scary

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



That drawing makes him look like Identity Evropa Rick Rude

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


Numero6 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUtLq9SH-xM

I am laughing too much at his INTENSE~! drawing.

lmao NXT is so loving bad

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"


Woah it’s the Boardwalk Strangler, look out or he’ll murder you with a Rasta Bart t-shirt

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 22, 2019





Numero6 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUtLq9SH-xM

I am laughing too much at his INTENSE~! drawing.

cartoons! just like that ben garrison feller i love! reminds me of the funnies in the paper. why, i remember when the paper cost a nickel!! and we'd all sit down and read the family circus, as a family! where are ya goin' grandson??

extradite THIS!
Mar 8, 2010






Numero6 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUtLq9SH-xM

I am laughing too much at his INTENSE~! drawing.

What the gently caress is this poo poo

I like how the interviewer kinda just goes ”yeah this is boring as gently caress, bye” at some point lol

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



people get paid to just be like, "this wrestler is going to be like that show dexter and his name is dexter." and then they fire some wrestlers and pay that person

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008
Good luck with your depression!


Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



our next super star is a former basketball player who likes to come down to the ring during matches and hit one of the competitors with a basket ball. he calls it "the assist" and his name is drexler b. clyde. will clyde's attempt to take over nxt be successful?

extradite THIS!
Mar 8, 2010






Cavauro posted:

people get paid to just be like, "this wrestler is going to be like that show dexter and his name is dexter." and then they fire some wrestlers and pay that person

An incredibly succinct summary of WWE

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011



He seems like a real trail blazer set to rocket straight to the top of NXT and the WWE.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



drexler b. clyde has shockingly joined up with the other black members of the roster in a stable

Paper Lion
Dec 13, 2009






next youll tell me he never gets close to the title belt

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007


Who is the interviewer?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Woah it’s the Boardwalk Strangler, look out or he’ll murder you with a Rasta Bart t-shirt

Please someone make this happen

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

if you beat Dexter Lumis, you win a WWF cocaine mirror

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible




Evil cartoonist is a gimmick, I suppose

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

GET BACK UP


Triple H looks like he just got beat up in fist of the north star and is going to explode.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

ME BOSS
YOU NOT




Cavauro posted:

people get paid to just be like, "this wrestler is going to be like that show dexter and his name is dexter." and then they fire some wrestlers and pay that person

I wonder if it was the same person who came up with the Forgotten Sons gimmick which is just “Sons of Anarchy “.

There’s one writer working for WWE whose only approach is just gimmicks based on middling premium cable dramas that were popular half a decade ago.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004






Lipstick Apathy

Wasn’t he already working the psycho serial killer thing before he got signed to NXT?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW



Dacap posted:

I wonder if it was the same person who came up with the Forgotten Sons gimmick which is just “Sons of Anarchy “.

There’s one writer working for WWE whose only approach is just gimmicks based on middling premium cable dramas that were popular half a decade ago.

Hell, they had a guy that WORKED on Sons of Anarchy who apparently fell asleep during story meetings.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Davros1 posted:

Evil cartoonist is a gimmick, I suppose

But they already have Lawler

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

I thought the redtext someone dumped on you was in bad taste and a bit much so here's a corgi instead.

Dacap posted:

I wonder if it was the same person who came up with the Forgotten Sons gimmick which is just “Sons of Anarchy “.

There’s one writer working for WWE whose only approach is just gimmicks based on middling premium cable dramas that were popular half a decade ago.

Where's my wrestler based on Boyd Crowder dammit?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Wheres the Black Donnellys

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.




Dacap posted:

I wonder if it was the same person who came up with the Forgotten Sons gimmick which is just “Sons of Anarchy “.

There’s one writer working for WWE whose only approach is just gimmicks based on middling premium cable dramas that were popular half a decade ago.

which makes it EVEN MORE bullshit that we haven't had a Raylan Givens gimmick.

forkboy84 posted:

Where's my wrestler based on Boyd Crowder dammit?

Throw away my earlier opinion and replace it with this one.

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