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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Davros1 posted:

A match the takes place entirely under the ring!

No the winner is the one who doesn’t get the contract

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Y'all won't talk poo poo when Russo books a Vole On A Pole With A Hole match, instantly garnering ******

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Y'all won't talk poo poo when Russo books a Vole On A Pole With A Hole match, instantly garnering ******

Won by Jeff Jarrett

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!
I'd watch a Mole on a Pole match

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Platypus Farm posted:

I'd watch a Mole on a Pole match

A Pole on a Pole match

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Davros1 posted:

A Pole on a Pole match

Scott Putski is probably available

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Davros1 posted:

A Pole on a Pole match

if russo loses this match he'll never be able to put things on a pole again!!

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


i wish the chicken neck on a pole match was real

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth
listen buddy if you don't like the shield you can jolly well loving die

this is actually the best opinion I've read all year

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The Shield are good.

The Shield reuniting as a means of trying to get people to buy into Roman after 3 years of failure is cynical and puts a damper on things.

Still, the Shield are back and so there's no reason they have to water down their return like the nWo or DX so it could at least be fun in the short run.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Shield reuniting is cool because it sets up a really easy and actually compelling heel turn for Roman Reigns when he eventually pays his receipt for Seth Rollins turning on him the first time because ah gently caress it who am I kidding WWE doesn't give a poo poo about logical or compelling storylines.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Gonzo McFee posted:


The Shield... 3 years of failure... cynical and puts a damper on things.


hey fucker how about you go ahead and kill yourself so you can go watch eddie vs benoit IN HELL

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Son of Man posted:

hey fucker how about you go ahead and kill yourself so you can go watch eddie vs benoit IN HELL

Why would they get to wrestle each other in Hell surely they'd have to work trying to get someone like Luther Reigns over with a crowd of 12 people in a bingo hall.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Gonzo McFee posted:

Why would they get to wrestle each other in Hell surely they'd have to work trying to get someone like Luther Reigns over with a crowd of 12 people in a bingo hall.

Because the finish is Luther Reigns running in and squashing both of them.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Gonzo McFee posted:

Why would they get to wrestle each other in Hell surely they'd have to work trying to get someone like Luther Reigns over with a crowd of 12 people in a bingo hall.

Honkey tonk man prophesized in a shoot interview that wrestler hell is a giant battle royale

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Son of Man posted:

hey fucker how about you go ahead and kill yourself

Don't do this.

Son of Man posted:

Honkey tonk man prophesized in a shoot interview that wrestler hell is a giant battle royale

Is it hell for the wrestlers or the people who have to watch?

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:


Is it hell for the wrestlers or the people who have to watch?
Hmm while the battle royale takes place in hell it isn't clear who's truly being puis

Honkey also seemed toi imply that, in the same way that all dogs go to heaven, all wrestlers go to hell

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
What about the Junkyard Dog, The Pitbulls and Mad Dog Vachon?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

purgatory

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
They act as a Cerberus of sorts, with more heads.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Gonzo McFee posted:

What about the Junkyard Dog, The Pitbulls and Mad Dog Vachon?

They're there with the Moondogs in endless "who's a good boy" matches.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Its that time again


quote:

TNATROLL • 4 hours ago

GWN and Pluto TV: (parody to Gin and Juice by Snoop Dogg)

With less then three weeks left until BFG
I downloaded the GWN app and got a trial month for free
And started watching the Asylum years
Where I was reintroduced to some X-Division pioneers
AJ Styles, Jerry Lynn and Low Ki
I’ve also been watching the Impact channel on Pluto TV
Just like Andrew Everett and Caleb Konley
I’m now a disciple of the cult of Lee 
While my girlfriend’s busy with Netflix 
I’m catching up on Inside Impact and TNA Epics 
GWN needs more original shows like Fact of Life
Because Eli Drake’s pure gold on the mic
At BFG, I guarantee that he won’t be going down in defeat
But Eli’s going to get a lot of heel heat
For calling Canadians maple syrup sucking dummies
Before November 5th, I’m going to watch every Bound For Glory

Scrolling through my apps looking for GWN and Pluto TV
Watching Impact (with my mind on BFG and BFG on my mind)
Scrolling through my apps looking for GWN and Pluto TV
Watching Impact (with my mind on BFG and BFG on my mind)

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
"Watching every Bound for Glory" sounds like its own special version of hell

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Eli Drake loving sucks.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Eli Drake loving sucks.

He really really does and I am honestly baffled when even Dave praises him from time to time. His schtick is warmed-over nonsense that sounds like it was rejected from a Rock promo, with atrocious delivery. He's like a cartoon wrestler and really isn't any good in the ring.

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


What the blue hell does “Dummy, Yeah” EVEN MEAN

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

OGB posted:

What the blue hell does “Dummy, Yeah” EVEN MEAN

All of his catchphrases are nonsense, like "lost in the sauce". I mean, Rock's were too, but they were delivered by the most charismatic man on the planet.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Low hanging fruit

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

incredibly stupid opinion

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Oct 30, 2009

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oatgan posted:

incredibly stupid opinion

Max Coveri
Dec 23, 2015

by Athanatos

oatgan posted:

incredibly stupid opinion

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I love how every time Kane returns everyone gets excited for a couple of weeks before remembering that he sucks

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

Rarity, in 2033 posted:

I love how every time Bray Wyatt returns everyone gets excited for a couple of weeks before remembering that he sucks

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Rarity posted:

I love how every time Kane returns everyone gets excited for a couple of weeks before remembering that he sucks

Kane is loving great even if he sucks at wrestling

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Kane is Very Bad (this is not a stupid opinion for the stupid opinion thread)

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

flashy_mcflash posted:

All of his catchphrases are nonsense, like "lost in the sauce". I mean, Rock's were too, but they were delivered by the most charismatic man on the planet.

"lost in the sauce" isn't nonsense, but it is stolen from Gucci Mane.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
People love to tell Dave that Wrestlemania is a bigger event worldwide than the World Series

https://twitter.com/SPanasiuk/status/925842664699805696

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



MassRafTer posted:

People love to tell Dave that Wrestlemania is a bigger event worldwide than the World Series

https://twitter.com/SPanasiuk/status/925842664699805696

Yeah. Saw this one:

https://twitter.com/Dangodofthunder/status/925880046794850304

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I would wager last year’s game 7 drew more eyes in the city of Chicago than any single WM has done worldwide

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
:stare:

Feminism's effect on WWE disgusts me posted:

It's bad enough we get the "women's revolution" garbage shoved down our throats but now we see Carmella having James Ellsworth on a dog leash, acting like a dog.

It's funny how in a PG era, that is acceptable but there is no way in hell that would fly if the roles were reversed. Let's see how well that would go if someone had Bayley on a leash, treating her like a dog barking on all fours. Yeah, I know Trish did that but that was the attitude era, before SJW cucks warped society.


There is equality for you in 2017. gently caress this planet.

Source: http://www.wrestlingforum.com/general-wwe/2262409-feminisms-effect-wwe-disgusts-me.html

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