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JK!
May 10, 2007

EZ-PZ!

MassRafTer posted:

Her name is Low-Brie.

It's been a few days, but I just got this joke.

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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Jake is at it again

https://twitter.com/ATVS_JakeNazar/status/1046573760906756096?s=19

The guy who's getting booed out of buildings and Japan and getting "gently caress you Jay" chants in the USA has in fact flopped as a heel and should be a white meat babyface.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha holy gently caress how could anybody possibly think Switchblade was a flop :lol:

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Haha holy gently caress how could anybody possibly think Switchblade was a flop :lol:

By overcoming some extremely tough competition to be the biggest moron on wrestling Twitter.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

That kid has obvious mental issues

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

sportsgenius86 posted:

That kid has obvious mental issues
I mean he's a Caps fan so it all fits

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
anybody that regularly posts about wrestling on twitter is brokebrained, hth

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Who is that guy? i know this is the thread for posting takes like his, but it seems like he has a platform or something at the very least for how often he is posted.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Cavauro posted:

Who is that guy? i know this is the thread for posting takes like his, but it seems like he has a platform or something at the very least for how often he is posted.

I know he's one of SBNation's LSU bloggers. He's actually half decent there, in spite of the evidence in this thread.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Low Desert Punk posted:

anybody that regularly posts about wrestling on twitter is brokebrained, hth

Man, that might be all of us.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

mactheknife posted:

I know he's one of SBNation's LSU bloggers. He's actually half decent there, in spite of the evidence in this thread.

I'm an SBNation blogger for Wake Forest so apparently that's a hotbed for questionable wrestling opinions. :v:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Jake doesn't really have a wrestling platform but he hates Kenny and hates Meltzer so he's really predictable when it comes to takes. If you want some bad takes head on over for some WWE apologism or bashing of those two (or maybe some tweets about how Kenny is faking being bi.) He sucks.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

He desperately craves the approval of bix, so just imagine that type of person.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

MassRafTer posted:

Jake doesn't really have a wrestling platform but he hates Kenny and hates Meltzer so he's really predictable when it comes to takes. If you want some bad takes head on over for some WWE apologism or bashing of those two (or maybe some tweets about how Kenny is faking being bi.) He sucks.

Thank God this dumb dumb guy is here to defend bi people with his biphobic conspiracy theories

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

Jake doesn't really have a wrestling platform but he hates Kenny and hates Meltzer so he's really predictable when it comes to takes. If you want some bad takes head on over for some WWE apologism or bashing of those two (or maybe some tweets about how Kenny is faking being bi.) He sucks.

the 'Dave Meltzer is a terrible human being' stuff is great coming from Nazar because while yes, Daves coverage of women's issues in wrestling can be archaic as gently caress, Jake is also a person who has been defending Kavanaugh the past few weeks and in an all time great tweet had this to say about George HW Bush after the sexual assault allegations started coming out

https://twitter.com/ATVS_JakeNazar/status/924805107551698945

He actually loves the whole bush family. Thinks H did nothing wrong. Jeb fan. It kind of explains why he doesn't care about the WWE creating propaganda for the Saudis.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ringo Roadagain posted:

the 'Dave Meltzer is a terrible human being' stuff is great coming from Nazar because while yes, Daves coverage of women's issues in wrestling can be archaic as gently caress, Jake is also a person who has been defending Kavanaugh the past few weeks and in an all time great tweet had this to say about George HW Bush after the sexual assault allegations started coming out

https://twitter.com/ATVS_JakeNazar/status/924805107551698945

He actually loves the whole bush family. Thinks H did nothing wrong. Jeb fan. It kind of explains why he doesn't care about the WWE creating propaganda for the Saudis.

He's such an unbelievable piece of poo poo.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Ringo Roadagain posted:

the 'Dave Meltzer is a terrible human being' stuff is great coming from Nazar because while yes, Daves coverage of women's issues in wrestling can be archaic as gently caress, Jake is also a person who has been defending Kavanaugh the past few weeks and in an all time great tweet had this to say about George HW Bush after the sexual assault allegations started coming out

https://twitter.com/ATVS_JakeNazar/status/924805107551698945

He actually loves the whole bush family. Thinks H did nothing wrong. Jeb fan. It kind of explains why he doesn't care about the WWE creating propaganda for the Saudis.

Yea Dave should probably join the modern age when it comes to talking about women in wrestling but at his worst he's just kinda a dumbass (unless I really missed something...). Jake's an active fuckin apologist for the worst dudes on earth and thinks he has any high ground to get smug about this stuff.

Basically never listen to Jake unless he's talking about LSU

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


He's Barbara Bush? :stare:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:

He's Barbara Bush? :stare:

oh please, Barbara hated all her kids, it was her one redeeming feature

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

She was a wellwisher... in that she didn't wish him any particular harm.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

MassRafTer posted:

He's such an unbelievable piece of poo poo.

agree. total work.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I made new friends.

https://twitter.com/LividLame/status/1047621693760524289

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

How do I convert to markism

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

RZApublican posted:

How do I convert to markism

What Is To Be Fantasy Booked by Lenin is a good start

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

coconono posted:

I made new friends.


Are these roleplaying twitter accounts?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Grapplers 1 through 35 are on to you buddy

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Ringo Roadagain posted:

the 'Dave Meltzer is a terrible human being' stuff is great coming from Nazar because while yes, Daves coverage of women's issues in wrestling can be archaic as gently caress, Jake is also a person who has been defending Kavanaugh the past few weeks and in an all time great tweet had this to say about George HW Bush after the sexual assault allegations started coming out

https://twitter.com/ATVS_JakeNazar/status/924805107551698945

He actually loves the whole bush family. Thinks H did nothing wrong. Jeb fan. It kind of explains why he doesn't care about the WWE creating propaganda for the Saudis.


makes a lot of sense now considering he constantly links his own poo poo with "please clap"

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Shave Seltzer is probably complicit in all major crimes across the world. He gave bad scoops to the subprime lenders and made them crash the economy, most likely.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

sportsgenius86 posted:

makes a lot of sense now considering he constantly links his own poo poo with "please clap"

I hate to spoil it but SBNation makes all writers do that. It's basically automated.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

TV Zombie posted:

Are these roleplaying twitter accounts?

I can't tell what's lamer. Actually defending Vince Russo, roleplaying that you're defending Vince Russo, or taking the time to mock vince russo via parody accounts.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Austin Aries made a really lovely tweet (sky is blue, water wet) but the mentions caused me to stumble upon one of his deeply weird fanboys. First tweet is his reply to Aries' garbage.

https://twitter.com/RTRmaveric/status/1048394402069004288

https://twitter.com/RTRmaveric/status/1047716153504620545

https://twitter.com/RTRmaveric/status/1047633365640384512

https://twitter.com/RTRmaveric/status/1047270997458481153

https://twitter.com/RTRmaveric/status/1047199531878637569

https://twitter.com/RTRmaveric/status/1047169029578735617

Among other incel sounding stuff.

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Austin Aries is right though, you should make fun of him for being an arrogant douche with a huge chip on his shoulder about his height, not just for his height

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


NJPW under Gedo is actually the same as Monday Night Raw. Nevermind that Gedo's booking clearly owes far more to Memphis booking than Vince. Just need a concession stand brawl.

https://twitter.com/UhhHello/status/1049267023925075968?s=19

Inoki-ism Twitter is great.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Some Scott Keith level word play.

https://twitter.com/RadicalTotoro/status/1049275344165818368

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

make good things bad - this guy

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

they just need the cool Inoki-ism stuff, like the loving insane Hashimoto/Ogawa postmatch brawls

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/ProwresHero/status/1049341727197351937

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Bob Sapp can't even take a dive properly anymore.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I know Bob Sapp did a lot of fake fighting but I never knew he did pro wrestling

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Mel Mudkiper posted:

I know Bob Sapp did a lot of fake fighting but I never knew he did pro wrestling

Bob Sapp is a former IWGP Heavyweight Champion!

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