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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

This might be the longest period of time tna has gone without a heel stable invading the company and trying to take over

that was a heel stable?

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Charles Gnarwin posted:

poo poo, if Dynasty has literal dragons and people rising from the dead, then maybe I need to watch me some Dynasty.

you should've watched Dark Shadows

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

St Evan Echoes posted:

LU stories are garbage! They're basically *describes something objectively awesome* and furthermore,

Sexy Star getting repeatedly beaten up by men and then kidnapped by a stalker is awesome?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan posted:

Shawn Michaels is a huge diva, actually

The man's theme music is him singing about how he's jot a boytoy, and you think he might be a diva

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

ShootaBoy posted:

He'd only get paid for like a week tops. Also isn't TNA still without a network right now?

TNA is on DA for the remainder of the year, but are off after that

Plus all their TV is shot until then

Plus they cancelled their last house shows because they were selling well but they had some pesky logistical issues


Right now we're waiting for an announcement of a rumored India tour after they keep recursively making announcements about making announcements.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

super macho dude posted:

If you're not down with that, I got 14 words for ya...

-HH

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Daniel Bryan posted:



Also apparently TNA did not get promoted enough on Destination America (despite DA essentially becoming the Impact channel last January for a while)



i looked at the possible stars that pop tv could bring in to cross promote on the channel

it's literally just alan thicke and the new kids on the block

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Great White Hope posted:

The best Bryan and Vinny TNA rant was the one where Bryan listed all of the absurd star power on Impact during the Monday Night 'War', then listed the 'stars' of NXT like David Otunga, pointing out how unbelievable it was that Impact was failing to match NXT's viewership, concluding with "Who else are you going to get? John Cena? That's not going to happen!" with Vinny gleefully adding "And it wouldn't matter!"

which episode was this

Von Linus posted:

A network needs new content. Even poo poo content.

they still haven't started uploading WCW Thunder yet

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Germansimp posted:

Not sure which Observer ep it is, but it's on Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOUF9282TaI

oh he should have said it was the gold boat promo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

i love you tnasylum

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

quote:

4. Give us a hook. Ideally, several of them. The World Title Series was a necessity given the circumstances at the end of 2015. However, the lack of storylines has made me very eager for them to return in full force on PopTV. You can only get so far on quality wrestling alone. There are promotions out there where that is their forte; little to no storylines and just pure wrestling. That is not TNA's modus operandi.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

CobiWann posted:

Jesus made more money touring than TNA did.

Who'd he ever beat

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

TinTower posted:



All the responses are about 1992. :allears:

(Including mine; @WWEVacant is one of my favourite wrestling parody twitter accounts)

Title was vacant after this Tuesday in Texas

smh

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Ostentatious posted:

oh no, what will tna ever do without the hardy boyz!!!

well that's the current money feud for slammiversary soooo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I'm presuming slammiversary, but that might be too far away

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

VileLL posted:

this just in: fat athlete with a decade of wear and tear has more future than a fresh football star with movie star looks and a family history of wrestling

I don't even get the football player dig.

There are 3 common athletic backgrounds that pro wrestlers tend to come from. Football, amateur wrestling, or bodybuilding.

Lesnar played in high school and professionally. Rhodes played football in college. So did Austin. Rock. Orton. Funk. Flair. Mongo. Goldberg.

Why on earth is it a negative that someone played football?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

There's gotta be a reason people hate the guy who puts out so many high quality matches yet forgive others for poor promos or a lame push by just blaming WWE.

I usually go with "wow, people who hate Roman Reigns are stupid."

You might be right about them being racist instead.

I like your cut of the jib

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

dsriggs posted:

Not really, because the quality of a footballer is objective whereas the quality of a wrestler is subjective.

Linemen would disagree.

Intruder posted:

"Roman Reigns was not good enough at football to have an NFL career"

Bold statement: No one who is good enough to have an NFL career is becoming a wrestler instead

Mongo.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

who names their daughter stephen

wait'll the transgender community hears about this

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Did Consequences Creed and Nash cross over in TNA? Xavier is definitely the best because he's over and only has to take like 3 bumps a week. He might have studied under the grand master.

They were in the 2009 Feast or Fired match together

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Defiance Industries posted:

Wrestling has legal precedent regarding owning a letter. The landmark case was Booker T v. Big T

That's kinda like McDonald's coffee lady in bad legal cites though.

It wasn't over the letter T like RD Reynolds would like you to believe

Stevie Ray and Big T (Harlem Heat 2000) sued Booker T over his share of the intellectual property rights of Harlem Heat, which included the name "Booker T", as well as his pyro, ring gear, titantron, and the Harlem Heat theme music.

Why they didn't sue WCW is anyone's guess.

After Booker lost, he was forced to wrestle as Booker Huffman and come out to some generic jobber music.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

laz0rbeak posted:

Stardust, Goldust, Charlotte, and Stephanie are all children of world champs under WWE contract right this second.

Dusty never won the WWF gold, and that's from like 2013 or earlier, so Charlotte wasn't on the main roster. Steph doesn't wrestle soooo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Revenant Threshold posted:

Nitpicking, but I never got how that was meant to work. Twin Magic is dumb but the ref is unaware, so at least it works. Brie pulling out tissue stuffed in her top is admitting they cheated.

She did it because she got pinned and lost the match for Nikki.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

When was the last time a divas title match got more than 10 minutes on raw

That would be November 23rd, the final time the belt was defended on Raw.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Really bad meter, but not a bad idea.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Up until WWE corners the X Division with the global cruiserweight challenge

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

I kinda miss Jindrak and Palumbo

Jindrak is doing well in CMLL please don't take him away

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

Why does anyone, anywhere need another Mark Jindrak

He stands over his opponents and hip swivels.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Chris James 2 posted:

He's still around? Cool! Only thing I knew was Palumbo has at least two motorcycle/car shows airing

He's basically spent the better part of the last decade working for CMLL and/or AAA as Marco Corleone.

He was actually in Los Ingobernables for a while, though he left the group in the last month or two after RUSH attacked Maximo Sexy.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Heh heh those stupid marks.

*posts page long itemized list on why he hates Roman Reigns and WWE booking*

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Gonzo McFee posted:

I like Kevin Nash and that one story he tells where some shorter, fatter wrestler than him would pick a fight with him, Kevin Nash would say "I'm tall" slap them and then they would totally back down you guys. I also like that he's told this story about at least five different wrestlers and he hopes nobody will notice.

do it once and they never forget

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Ostentatious posted:

*Puts on the last 5 star match TNA will ever have*

"Hall of SHAME member"

TNA had had other five star matches

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

El Estrago Bonito posted:

I'm curious what TNA matches you would call 5 stars that don't have AJ Styles in them?

Survivor Jenna vs. Sharmell

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I never said it was plus 5 stars

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Marquis de Pyro posted:

BTW I'm pretty sure TNA's title feud right now is 'I want the belt' and it's ending in an actual worked UFC match so lol

Oh so we get a redo of Angle/Joe IV

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/tnameccaquotes/status/742196779664343040

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

flashy_mcflash posted:

Those extra two sides are totes dragging the company (further) into the red

Also I don't know how you turn 300-400K weekly viewers into a million.

+3/+7s and Chris regal repeated viewings

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

spongeh posted:

well the suspension was brought up in kayfabe, so someone who's currently suspended has an uncertain future about how they're coming back, compared to someone who had a legendary run in the feeder leagues.

Reigns isn't suspended.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

The_Rob posted:

They are also unique in that the grand narrative also doesn't matter.

not as long as TNA or ROH still exist

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

WrasslorMonkey posted:

The diminutive Eddie Guerrero was an inch shorter than the small guy Tajiri. It's a wonder he accomplished anything!

Eddie had heart.

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