Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
One time I saw EY at a live event and he took off his trunks and had other trunks underneath them. Championship quality wrestling.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
From this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVEYI2DxUU8

quote:

Stardust is Cody Rhodes

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Last night I was at the Pizza Hut and a huge man came in wearing a xxl HHH t-shirt and ordered two cookie pizzas and two two liters of mountain dew. In my heart of hearts I knew he was going to eat them by himself.

Sounds like someone's living life to the fullest.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Rovert is the Chris Benoit of TNA.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

sportsgenius86 posted:

That has to be a fat woman. Has to be.

Gangrel was also a fat woman.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Gangrel had that too.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Little Mac posted:

I was trying to see what Molly Holly was up to these days and a quick Google sent me down an insane rabbit hole.

http://wwemollyholly.blogspot.com/
http://arrestnoragreenwald.blogspot.com/
http://teamcunt.blogspot.com/
http://knowthetruthng.blogspot.com/
https://twitter.com/MollyHollyCUNT

I think this is one person who has been posting these things for, like, five years now.

Gonna need to get the name MOLLY HOLLY CULTIST SCAM

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

TheJoker138 posted:

Molly Holly randomly paid for Beth Phoenix to go to wrestling school out of her own pocket, as a way of paying it forward, after having met her once for like ten minutes at a convention. Molly Holly is a saint, is what I'm saying, and that makes this all way more confusing.

And now Edge and Beth Phoenix have made what will become the greatest wrestler ever.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
When I was a kid I always wanted to drink beer cause my dad did and smoke cause my dad did and wear a bra around the house cause my dad did.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I want to party with that dude's uncles.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
DRUG DOER

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

WeaponX posted:

wwe does often make me want to poop

That's your poor diet. Also, JBL.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
All jokes are run into the ground as soon as they're told. I'm tired of this joke right now.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Mob posted:

except for one because he was unable to get a boner after falling in love

I liked the part where he used hummus for things.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Push. Push him.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Rodney the Piper posted:

Is that an actual Curtis Axel account or a dumb parody account?

Uhh it says real next to it dude.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Or it could be that no one thinks about, cares about, or remembers Big E in any way.

I think you will find that Big E is in fact real cool and big.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

How the gently caress do you place Bray Wyatt, who is entirely about talking and charisma, at #2 then put Neville and Kalisto ahead of Sami Zayn?

lol Stardust at 15.

Stardust would be my entire list. I'd make it a one man show and just have him stand up there and babble and I would be the #1 show on Broadway.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
How you doin' Kata Daki?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Name change to TNA Horror Monkey I call it.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Nut Bunnies posted:

The parallels between TNA Mecca and Hillary is 44 are amazing. We'll be getting "This is good news!!! For TNA!!!" any day now.

The big difference between Hillary and TNA is that Hillary will be on TV next year.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Please do not use goon quotes in this thread or be mean to me.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

RacistGuidingLight posted:

[1] I'm going to ruin your poo poo hole.

Gonna need rovert for the scoops after.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Titus is the Mega Dad stop trying to make Owens seem better than him.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Daniel Bryan posted:

i bought oatgan's house

oatgan lives in the woods in a tree. Sometimes he ventures into town but gets scared when a girl says hello to him.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

No don't.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Delsaber posted:

Would a crowd filled entirely with PSP posters be the worst crowd or the best crowd?

WE ARE AWESOME

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
New Day should be WWE Champion.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm not blocked by anything and Sid agreed to attend my funeral. My life is pretty cool.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gonzo McFee posted:

Eva Marie Vs Ronda Rousey would be the first match to end in nanoseconds.

Staredown ends with

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Alain Post posted:

I thought the joke was that Kofi's offense looks incredibly weak and bad

His skipping game is off the charts though.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
When are they going to make potato chip flavored lays?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

I'm not sure what this is doing in this thread this is perfect.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Chris Benoit murdered stray cats in every city he traveled to.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
John Cena was in a movie with Amy Schumer who is on a network with Daily Show and was a guest on it during Jon's final week. So he hit him with a chair.

And Seth Rollins caught racism through his modest dick.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Great White Hope posted:

Darren Young is over 100 spots higher than Titus.

Titus teamed with Slater. That did him in.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Daniel Bryan managed to work 14,000 matches between injuries.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

oatgan posted:

http://www.sheetsandwich.com/big-baby-on-board/

A veteran viewer and premier penciller, the MeatyFist has spent some 30-plus years watching wrestling and making fun of people through humorous and sometimes hurtful drawings. He makes no apologies.

This guy really pulls no punches.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ShootaBoy posted:

Why do people latch on to the worst wrestlers?





I'm not sure. But your example is a good wrestler?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply