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fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Holy loving poo poo which cock gobbler designed this gay anal rapist of a video game. I'm so loving pissed.

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Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Devour or Fire posted:

Holy loving poo poo which cock gobbler designed this gay anal rapist of a video game.

me

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
Whats the game op.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Whats the game op.

Life.

fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
*throws controller* God loving drat it.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

I know that feel, OP. There there.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Devour or Fire posted:

*throws controller* God loving drat it.

Hang in there, gamer.

Bobby The Rookie
Jun 2, 2005

A helpful list of things to try in pretty much any order:

1. Getting good.
2. Buy a controller with a turbo button.
3. Stop playing video games.

fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Jesus loving christ I am so angry right now.

Tokyo Incident
Nov 1, 2011

relax
Direct that rage onto the bad guys, and win the game.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
That game is easy, OP. Just got another highscore on it! I'm filling up all the leaderboards with my videogame prowess.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

*heavy breathing* ok, maybe if I'm just slower and more methodical about it i'll do better

*is owned faster*

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
every single video game is required by law to have the following:

one irredeemable feature (oif), which makes sure nobody can unconditionally enjoy the game

and

one redeeming feature (orf), which ensures that no matter how lovely the game is, you still want to keep playing

use this knowledge wisely

HeyCrapOnThis
Jul 3, 2002

GODDAMMIT. That's not fair! THAT'S NOT loving FAIR. HOW IS THAT FAIR. Ahhh loving poo poo. poo poo. God drat it. AAUUUUGH.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

quakster posted:

every single video game is required by law to have the following:

one irredeemable feature (oif), which makes sure nobody can unconditionally enjoy the game

and

one redeeming feature (orf), which ensures that no matter how lovely the game is, you still want to keep playing

use this knowledge wisely
this would probably make a pretty good thread topic

Billy Everyteen
May 6, 2009
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO GAMEPLAY

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

No Such Thing posted:

this would probably make a pretty good thread topic
its essentially a really convoluted way to say "pros/cons"

Contra Calculus
Nov 6, 2009

Gravy Boat 2k
i remember my first time having sex too

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

I'm just good at games in general. It is a useful skill to have.

TheBlackPharaoh
May 8, 2007

Devour or Fire posted:

Jesus loving christ I am so angry right now.

Thats some bullshit dude, can you level up soon?

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

That loving Sned posted:

I'm just good at games in general. It is a useful skill to have.

"Oh no we have to perform CPR on this person!"

*mashes on his chest rapidly*

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
I am never angry when playing games, and- *slips into a coma*

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
*breaks disc passive-aggressively*

KaosMachina
Oct 9, 2012

There's nothing special about me.
Quit gettin' mad about videogames.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

KaosMachina posted:

Quit gettin' mad about videogames.

someone hasnt played maruio bros

Theaty
Feb 26, 2014

Bad at Everything

KaosMachina posted:

Quit gettin' mad about videogames.

But videogames are serious business...

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I'm really good at games this design is retarded though

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

KaosMachina posted:

Quit gettin' mad about videogames.

uh have you seen how many people watch league of legends competitions this is a real sport and i will argue this with you for hours

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Why on earth is there no audio for when something hits your shield? I've died so many times to this ogre in Things Betwixt or whatever it's called, all because I thought he wasn't hitting me when he actually was. Something that big doesn't make any noise when it punches your shield? Really?

Now I'm all out of not-firebombs and throwing knives. Guess I'll go grind some out in the first area of the giants' forest so I can kill this fat jerk for his ring.

This whole 'you lose more and more health when you die but can't get it back' thing sucks. Maybe there's a way to do it, but I read/watched nothing leading up, so I'm trying to work it out on my own. So far, no luck. :(

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
Why didn't you get the power yet? :laugh:

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
i wanna take a diarrhea dump on this game!!!

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
all hands on deck ima drop a big fat one on this cartridge!!!!!!!

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
more games could benefit from choclate pudding

Tiestofan69
Jan 26, 2011

I don't usually cry like this but I'm just so goddamn mad at this pos video game

spathi-wa
Sep 8, 2005
hu hu hu ^_^
Lipstick Apathy
try blocking and or dodging

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Just got another highscore in this game, first try, OP. Have you tried getting better at the game??

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
true gamer during the good times and the bad

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
This game, is fuckin' donkey diarrhea!

Disco Cat
Oct 20, 2002

quakster posted:

every single video game is required by law to have the following:

one irredeemable feature (oif), which makes sure nobody can unconditionally enjoy the game

and

one redeeming feature (orf), which ensures that no matter how lovely the game is, you still want to keep playing

use this knowledge wisely

someone better call all those police because most games are lacking the second requirement.

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croc suit
Nov 13, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
:synpa:

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