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axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Are we really getting mad at board games now? Really? Board games?

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Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Lord Krangdar posted:

I meant a complete list.

Dickeye is already worried about getting shot by cops, asking him to write a manifesto and put it on the internet isn't going to help him any

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...yes...

axleblaze posted:

Are we really getting mad at board games now? Really? Board games?

loving monopoly sure

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



I always thought Monopoly's shittiness was supposed to be an object lesson on the folly of rentier capitalism.

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I always thought Monopoly's shittiness was supposed to be an object lesson on the folly of rentier capitalism.

It's a commentary on the dangers of not reading the loving rules

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

I used to really dislike Adam Scott but he grew on me

He's great in Step Brothers.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Swagger Dagger posted:

It's a commentary on the dangers of not reading the loving rules

I hear Monopoly is a little bit better if you actually play by the rules, but I've never found a group willing to try.

Jay Dub
Jul 27, 2009

I'm not listening
to youuuuu...

Coffee And Pie posted:


Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown

Man, what the gently caress was in the water back in the 90s? I guess he and Paul Rudd shared a glass or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU0NxOyNUP0

"Hey guys, come join me at the abandoned drive-in tonight. We're gonna play PILOTWINGS!"

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Jay Dub posted:

Man, what the gently caress was in the water back in the 90s? I guess he and Paul Rudd shared a glass or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU0NxOyNUP0

"Hey guys, come join me at the abandoned drive-in tonight. We're gonna play PILOTWINGS!"

It was Surge.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Swagger Dagger posted:

It's a commentary on the dangers of not reading the loving rules

Even if you don't massively devalue the currency through Free Parking and auction the properties when you land on them like you're supposed to, the game still takes hours to get to two people trying to gently caress each other through random chance and manipulating the jail square while all the other players who got eliminated either sit around doing nothing or go somewhere else because who wants to watch two idiots roll dice for another hour

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Jay Dub posted:

Man, what the gently caress was in the water back in the 90s? I guess he and Paul Rudd shared a glass or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU0NxOyNUP0

"Hey guys, come join me at the abandoned drive-in tonight. We're gonna play PILOTWINGS!"
God drat, I bet the SNES port of Sim City was clunky as poo poo.

bobkatt013 posted:

It was Surge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY8hrvFck8

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Settlers of Catan is pretty fun. I play it with friends. Am I too into it?

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

I wouldn't trust anyone who doesn't loathe playing Monopoly.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

God drat, I bet the SNES port of Sim City was clunky as poo poo.

It was alright. The interface is pretty much grid based which works fine with a controller abd It's not like that game required alot of precision.

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Coffee And Pie posted:

Then again, I think Monopoly is a trash game for dumpster people, so maybe I'm immature.

Hey, check your privilege.



Lord Krangdar fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Oct 2, 2014

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

axleblaze posted:

It was alright. The interface is pretty much grid based which works fine with a controller abd It's not like that game required alot of precision.
Were there splines reticulated in that version too?

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

God drat, I bet the SNES port of Sim City was clunky as poo poo.

It was good, and if you got your city to 500,000 population you got a Mario statue to place.

Anonymous Robot
Jun 1, 2007

Lost his leg in Robo War I
I've never played Settlers- looks too boring for me- but the real game to hate is Munchkin.

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Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BOARD GAMES CHANGE PLACES NOW!

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