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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

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Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Pee in the ocean.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


ohhh you touch my tra la la

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


my ding dang dong

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Play handheld video game console to pass the time

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

>raise mutiny against your lovely hopeless mission

Ignoarints
Nov 26, 2010
> Throw homemade black box into ocean to waste time while the MH370 is being repainted and packed with North Korean high explosives in the middle of nowhere in Australia to be flown into the Yellowstone magma chamber

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

climb the little ladder thing, bend over and put your mouth around the little pole thing, and then do a backflip up and over the little pole without taking your mouth off of it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Blame the muslims.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


>jerk off into the ocean, laugh at the fish eating my semen

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Nice. Groundfloor. 5ed. Etc.

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Wait for comments from Richard Quest.

jonjonaug
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
Dredge plane from the ocean depths.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Sid Delicious posted:

>jerk off into the ocean, laugh at the fish eating my semen
If I jerk off onto my desk top my cat hops up and starts licking it and it's kinda disturbing actually like he goes to down on that pool of cum like drat man what the gently caress.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

>pray to the ghost of david brockie begging him to lead you to the plane

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Just do it, it can't be that hard, use satelites or some poo poo.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
> close thread

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
> Launch nuclear missiles

> Input authorization code alpha-sigma-sigma-six-nine

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this is a huge waste of time

much like the real MH370 flight search

and also your posting

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


Whirlwind Jones posted:

If I jerk off onto my desk top my cat hops up and starts licking it and it's kinda disturbing actually like he goes to down on that pool of cum like drat man what the gently caress.

lmao you just spray wherever you facing or what?

BeardMilk
Apr 22, 2004
Throw your ladder overboard.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


> Tell yourself it's always in the last place you look

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

drink seawater, just like drink a lot of loving seawater

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

BeardMilk posted:

Throw your ladder overboard.

changing my vote

kazoosandthings
Dec 6, 2004

In order to join the pirate crew,
you must prove yourself on the kazoo.
Call a press conference to announce that there is a piece of garbage in the satellite lens and it has been giving false positives this whole time!

> Navigate boat to 90°57'37"E, 43°58'34"S

kazoosandthings fucked around with this message at 02:10 on Apr 14, 2014

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


NecroMonster posted:

drink seawater, just like drink a lot of loving seawater

this sounds fun op, do this. for real.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Sid Delicious posted:

lmao you just spray wherever you facing or what?
Don't really wanna derail the thread, but PM me to continue this discussion.

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
> wait for more pings

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks

flavor posted:

Pee in the ocean.

Sid Delicious
Oct 31, 2007
:sidvicious:


Whirlwind Jones posted:

Don't really wanna derail the thread, but PM me to continue this discussion.

actually did a double take when i realized, hmm i just tried to click message. its not there, the doubletake was more because...why...

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
> order a delivery of hot wings

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

flavor posted:

Pee in the ocean.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
LOOK for MERMAIDS in the OCEAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Swim down.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

>HIDE the EVIDENCE OF AL QAEDA INVOLVEMENT

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
>Vow not to masturbate once this entire mission

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

use helix fossil

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Ferid posted:

>Vow not to masturbate once this entire mission

pray to ALLAH right now for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

>remove hat and store it safely

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Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Ignoarints posted:

> Throw homemade black box into ocean to waste time while the MH370 is being repainted and packed with North Korean high explosives in the middle of nowhere in Australia to be flown into the Yellowstone magma chamber

This one sounds good.

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