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a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
e: nevermind

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Topoisomerase
Apr 12, 2007

CULTURE OF VICIOUSNESS
[quote="Stickarts" post="428362353"]
Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp:5

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: New York gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp:4

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose Sharks

Conn Smythe winner: Joe Pavelski

Number of OT games: 19

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 387

Total goals of the finals: 26

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.01, 0.924

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose, 16, 49

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Detroit

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Pavelski, 8g

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Lucic, 20

Too much man: 14

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Also, to keep everyone updated - think I'm gonna alter the points awarded for series length predictions. 2 points for correct prediction regardless of who wins, 4 if the team you predicted to win the series does it. It evens out the potential points between the two sections a bit better.

And boxc - I ended up using google docs.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal gp: 4

4 v 5
Winner: New York gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Los Angeles gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Montreal

Conn Smythe winner: Pacioretty

Number of OT games: 19

Number of suspensions: 4

Total goals of entire playoffs: 408

Total goals of the finals: 27

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.04, .921

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose - 2 - 14

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): St. Louis

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Pacioretty, 14

Player with most pim/total (10 per): James Neal, 24

TOO MUCH MAN: 22

whatis fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Apr 16, 2014

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Bruins (ugh) gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pens gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Habs gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Flyers gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Ducks gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Avs gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Blues gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Sharks gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Sharks

Conn Smythe winner: Tomas Hertl

Number of OT games: 13

Number of suspensions: 8

Total goals of entire playoffs: 374

Total goals of the finals: 22

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.89 / 0.927

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Avs - 20 GF

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Bruins (I don't care what your definition of the worst team is, gently caress Boston)

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Joe Pavelski / 16

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Raffi Torres / 38

God that looks awful. Oh well. :toot:

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston in 6

2 v 7
Winner: Montreal in 7

3 v 6
Winner: Columbus in 6

4 v 5
Winner: Rangers in 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Colorado in 6

2 v 7
Winner: Chicago in 5

3 v 6
Winner: Dallas in 6

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose in 7

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose Sharks

Conn Smythe winner: Joe Thornton

Number of OT games: 14

Number of suspensions: 5

Total goals of entire playoffs: 355

Total goals of the finals: 20

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.35 and 91.8

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose Sharks

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Philadelphia Flyers

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Krejci/16

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Shawn Thornton/72

Rutkowski fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Apr 16, 2014

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Bruins gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Jackets gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: Flyers gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Ducks gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Wild gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Blackhawks gp: 4

4 v 5
Winner: Sharks gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Bruins

Conn Smythe winner: Jarome Iginla

Number of OT games: 16

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 355

Total goals of the finals: 26

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.44 & .925

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Lightning

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Blues

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Jarome Iginla 15

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic 65

Too Many Men: 3

mennoknight fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Apr 16, 2014

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

aejix posted:

God that looks awful. Oh well. :toot:

Avs is not an expansion team from the 90's and if Sharks win they'll go further than the Avs nontheless.

JayMax
Jun 14, 2007

Hard-nosed gentleman

East:
Boston (1) vs Detroit (WC2)
Winner: Bruins
gp: 7

Tampa Bay (2) vs Montreal (3)
Winner: Canadiens
gp: 5

Pittsburgh (1) v Columbus (WC1)
Winner: Penguins
gp: 4

New York (2) vs Philadelphia (3)
Winner: Flyers
gp: 6

West
Colorado (1) vs Minnesota (WC1)
Winner: Avalanche
gp: 4

St. Louis (2) vs Chicago (3)
Winner: Blues
gp: 6

Anaheim (1) vs Dallas (WC2)
Winner: Ducks
gp: 5

San Jose (2) vs Los Angeles (3)
Winner: Kings
gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Club de hockey Canadien

Conn Smythe winner: Carey Price

Number of OT games: 33

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 333

Total goals of the finals: 33

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.33 GAA, .933 SV%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Sharks, 9 wins, 33 goals
The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Dallas Stars

Total number of game 7's played: 3

Total number of sweeps: 3

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Max Pacioretty / 13

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Brandon Prust / 33

Total number of too much mans: 33

Chad Sexington
May 26, 2005

I think he made a beautiful post and did a great job and he is good.

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa Bay gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: New York gp: 5

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: St. Louis gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose

Conn Smythe winner: Joe Pavelski

Number of OT games: 25

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 300

Total goals of the finals: 21

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.30 and .912%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Montreal

Total number of game 7's played: 5

Total number of sweeps: 0

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Joe Pavelski/12

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Radko Gudas/33

Too Much Mans: 4

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

literally garbage

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Montreal gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: Philadelphia gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 4

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose

Conn Smythe winner: Joe Thornton

Number of OT games: 31

Number of suspensions: 5

Total goals of entire playoffs: 440

Total goals of the finals: 35

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.90 .905

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): NY Rangers

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Jarome Iginla/10

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic/40

TOO MUCH MAN: 9

Grimby
Sep 12, 2002
I think I did this right.




Colorado - Minnesota: Colorado in 7
St Louis - Chicago: St. Louis in 6
Anaheim - Dallas: Dallas in 7
San Jose - Los Angeles: Los Angeles in 5
Boston - Detroit: Boston in 6
Tampa Bay - Montreal: Tampa Bay in 7
Pittsburgh - Columbus: Pittsburgh in 5
New York - Philadelphia: Philadelphia in 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston Bruins
Conn Smythe winner: Tuukka Rask
Number of OT games: 22
Number of suspensions: 2
Total goals of entire playoffs: 312
Total goals of the finals: 24
Carey Price's gaa and s%: 3.11 & .891
Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Tampa Bay, 9 wins, 59 GF
The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Chicago
Total number of game 7's played: 8
Total number of sweeps: 1
Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Jarome Iginla/14
Player with most pim/total (10 per): David Backes/33m
Too Much Mans: 8

Grimby fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Apr 16, 2014

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Grimby posted:

I think I did this right.

tampa bay can not win 19 games. you can not win more than 16 games in the playoffs

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug

Rutkowski posted:

Avs is not an expansion team from the 90's and if Sharks win they'll go further than the Avs nontheless.

I've made my choices :colbert:

:cripes:

Grimby
Sep 12, 2002

a false posted:

tampa bay can not win 19 games. you can not win more than 16 games in the playoffs

Thanks. Instead of switching from 10 to 9 I apparently added them...

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Basically just reposting my NHL.com bracket:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Bruins gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Penguins gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Rangers gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Ducks gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Blackhawks gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: Sharks gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Sharks

Conn Smythe winner: Pavelski

Number of OT games: 12

Number of suspensions: 4

Total goals of entire playoffs: 369

Total goals of the finals: 29

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.31 & .922

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Sharks

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Columbus

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Pavelski 14

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic 34

Too Much Mans: 6

Dick Boat
Jul 3, 2009

Pulse Demon

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston Bruins gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Montreal Canadiens gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Pittsburgh Penguins gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Philadelphia Flyers gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Colorado Avalanche gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Chicago Blackhawks gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: Anaheim Ducks gp: 5

4 v 5
Winner: LA Kings gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Montreal Canadiens

Conn Smythe winner: Carey Price

Number of OT games: 18

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 323

Total goals of the finals: 21

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 1.84 gaa .923 s%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim Ducks

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Tampa Bay Lightning

Total number of game 7's played: 5

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Corey Perry/23 goals

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Scott Hartnell/ 35 minutes

TOO MUCH MAN: 6

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Eastern Conference

1. Boston vs. WC2. Detroit - Boston in 4

1. Pittsburgh vs WC1. Columbus - Pittsburgh in 6

2. Tampa Bay vs. Montreal - Montreal in 5

2. New York Rangers vs. 3. Philadelphia - Philly in 7

Western Conference

1. Anaheim vs. WC2. Dallas - Anaheim in 6

1. Colorado vs. WC1. Minnesota - Colorado in 6

2. St. Louis vs. 3. Chicago - St. Lous in 6

2. San Jose vs. 3. LA Kings - LA in 7

Bonus Round!

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston Bruins

Conn Smythe winner: Tuukka Rask

Number of OT games: 17

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 262

Total goals of the finals: 18

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.80, .909

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim - 15 wins - 61GF

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Detroit,

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Corey Perry - 13g

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Justin Abdelkader, 28

Too Much Man penalties: 17

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?
East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: New York gp: 5

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 7

3 v 6
Winner: St. Louis gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston

Conn Smythe winner: Iginla

Number of OT games: 10

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 375

Total goals of the finals: 28

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.75 .923

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Detroit

Total number of game 7's played: 8

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Jerome Iginla, 12

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic

Too Much Mans: 2

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Montreal gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Columbus gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: New York gp: 4 gently caress PHILLY

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 4

2 v 7
Winner: Minnesota gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: St. Louis gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: St. Louis

Conn Smythe winner: Rrrrrrrryan Miller

Number of OT games: 12

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 189

Total goals of the finals: 20

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.00, .915

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Columbus Blue Jackets, 15W, 64 goals

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Detroit

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 3

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Alexander Steen, 9

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic, 46

TOO MUCH MAN: 7

I probably did this wrong

Blackbelt Bobman fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Apr 16, 2014

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

While I'd call the Ducks a heavy favorite I don't see that series going less than six. Unless Thrashers Playoff Kari is what we get.

Stanos
Sep 22, 2009

The best 57 in hockey.

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Philly gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: St. Louis gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: Los Angeles gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston

Conn Smythe winner: Tuukka Rask

Number of OT games: 8

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 400

Total goals of the finals: 25

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.5, .920

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose, 5, 12

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Dallas

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla, 15

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic, 12

Too Much Mans: 3

LET'S ROLL THE DICE

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa Bay gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: New York Rangers gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Minnesota gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: St. Louis gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose gp: 6

Stanley Cup winning team: St. Louis

Conn Smythe winner: Alex Pietrangelo

Number of OT games: 24

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 450

Total goals of the finals: 30

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.50, .910

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose, 10 wins, 50 goals

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Montreal

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 3

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): James Neal 10

Player with most pim/total (10 per): David Backes 35

Spring Break My Heart fucked around with this message at 16:57 on Apr 16, 2014

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Eastern Conference

1. Boston vs. WC2. Detroit - Boston in 6

1. PIT vs WC1. Columbus - Pittsburgh in 6: predicting two games where Fleury is Fleury, and it goes to CBJ

2. Tampa Bay vs. Montreal - Habs in 7: Players will be able to overcome Therrien

2. New York Rangers vs. 3. Philadelphia - Rangers in 7: Lundqvist should be the difference.

Western Conference

1. Anaheim vs. WC2. Dallas - Ducks in 4: Still hoping for a flying V and knucklepucks to win this.

1. Colorado vs. WC1. Minnesota - Avs in 6: Roy still finds a way to be very angry

2. St. Louis vs. 3. Chicago - Hawks in 7: I just like Chicago better

2. San Jose vs. 3. LA Kings - Sharks in 7: Going to give them some hop before they crash in the second round.

Bonus Round!

Stanley Cup winning team: Anaheim

Conn Smythe winner: Ryan Getzlaf

Number of OT games: 15 (assuming this refers to the entire playoffs)

Number of suspensions: 1 - for one game but someone will have had to be taken out on a stretcher

Total goals of entire playoffs: 355

Total goals of the finals: 24

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 3.14 .926Sv%

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim - 10 wins - 41GF (yes I vote them with fewer wins than what is required to get to the cup, even if I voted them for the cup.)

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Tampa Bay (Montreal not clearing the 2nd round at this point)

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 1

TOO MUCH MAN #: 6

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Any room for comedy, unofficial categories, like Number of People Raffi Torres Kills In The Postseason?

astr0man
Feb 21, 2007

hollyeo deuroga
East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston Bruins gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh Penguins gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Montreal Canadiens gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: New York Rangers gp: 5

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim Ducks gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado Avalanche gp: 6

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago Blackhawks gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: San Jose Sharks gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Pittsburgh Penguins

Conn Smythe winner: Crosby

Number of OT games: 13

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 379

Total goals of the finals: 26

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.23, .937

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Dallas

Total number of game 7's played: 8

Total number of sweeps:0

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Kunitz/14

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Tanner Glass 28

Too much mans: 7

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

CBJSprague24 posted:

Any room for comedy, unofficial categories, like Number of People Raffi Torres Kills In The Postseason?

I've spiced things up with certain predictions you all have made.

Maybe "number of concussions" or "injuries that eliminate a player from the postseason", but that would mean everyone who has already entered would have to read this in time and get their predictions in.

Number of bans/probations would work, too. Same problem though.

Any suggestions on whether adding more categories is worth it?

e. also does anyone have any RED X spreadsheets saved? Zambonijesus? I wanna make sure I get that just right

Stickarts fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Apr 16, 2014

Rene Rancourt
Mar 26, 2007

Was my contract good for you, too?

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
Boston vs Detroit
Winner: Boston gp:4

Montreal vs Tampa Bay
Winner: Montreal gp:6

Pittsburgh vs Columbus
Winner: Pens gp:6

New York vs Philly
Winner: Flyers gp:5

West
Avs vs Wild
Winner:Avs gp:5

Blues vs Hawks
Winner:Hawks gp:5

Stars vs Ducks
Winner: Stars gp: 4

Sharks vs Kings
Winner:Kings gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Montreal Canadiens

Conn Smythe winner: Carey Price

Number of OT games: 14

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 396

Total goals of the finals: 34

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.04 and .936

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Sharks

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Anaheim

Total number of game 7's played: 3

Total number of sweeps: 5

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Tomas Plekanecs/ 24

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Steve Downie/57

Too many mens: 12

Rene Rancourt
Mar 26, 2007

Was my contract good for you, too?
Seriously though, the Ducks are going to get their asses kicked

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
Atlantic:
1 v WC
Winner: Boston Bruins gp: 6

2 v 3
Winner: Tampa Bay Lightning gp: 5

Metro:
1 v WC
Winner: Columbus Blue Jackets gp: 7

2 v 3
Winner: New York Rangers gp: 4

West
Central:
1 v WC
Winner: Colorado Avalanche gp: 5

2 v 3
Winner: St. Louis Blues gp: 7

Pacific:
1 v WC
Winner: Anaheim Ducks gp: 4

2 v 3
Winner: Los Angeles Kings gp: 5

Stanley Cup winning team: Tampa Bay Lightning

Conn Smythe winner: Ryan Callahan

Number of OT games: 14

Number of suspensions: 8

Total goals of entire playoffs: 349

Total goals of the finals: 23

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 4.03 and .875

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Tampa Bay Lightning 16 wins, 81 goals

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Chicago Blackhawks

Total number of game 7's played: 7

Total number of sweeps: 4

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Steven Stamkos/25

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Corey Perry/52

#TOOMUCHMAN: 21

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally


Also that's... pretty damned good, actually. Logos be tricky.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I will get a picture of Stickarts GLORIOUS picture he did for me in a few days when I'm done moving. In the meantime:

East:
Boston v Detroit
Winner: Boston gp: 6

Pittsburgh v Columbus
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 5

Rangers v Philly
Winner: Rangers gp: 6

Montreal v Tampa
Winner: Tampa gp: 7

West
Colorado v Minnesota
Winner: Minnesota gp: 6

San Jose v LA
Winner: San Jose gp: 4

St Louis v Chicago
Winner: Chicago gp: 6

Anaheim v Dallas
Winner: Anaheim gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose

Conn Smythe winner: Pavelski

Number of OT games: 6

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 250

Total goals of the finals: 35

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.84, .900

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Boston

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Malkin

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Glass

Too much man: 11

Deus Ex Macklemore fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Apr 16, 2014

Pierre McGuire
Oct 30, 2010

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Penguins gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Habs gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Rangers gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Stars gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Avalanche gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Blackhawks gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: Sharks gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: San Jose Sharks

Conn Smythe winner: Joe Pavelski

Number of OT games: 10

Number of suspensions: 4

Total goals of entire playoffs: 365

Total goals of the finals: 24

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.05 0.923

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose Sharks

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Philadelphia Flyers

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Joe Pavelski/13

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Milan Lucic/30

Too Many Men Penalties (A.K.A. TOO MUCH MAN A.K.A. "There's too many men, Gord!"): 10

revtoiletduck
Aug 21, 2006
smart newbie

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston gp:5

2 v 7
Winner: Columbus gp:7

Atlantic
Winner: Montreal gp:6

Metro
Winner: NYR gp:6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim gp:7

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp:6

Central
Winner: Chicago gp:4

Pacific
Winner: Los Angeles gp:6

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston Bruins

Conn Smythe winner: Tuukka Rask

Number of OT games: 28

Number of suspensions: 3

Total goals of entire playoffs: 420

Total goals of the finals: 29

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 3.35 .919

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim, 6 wins, 37 goals

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Minnesota

Total number of game 7's played: 4

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Jarome Iginla / 12

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Lucic / 45

Too Much Man: 13

Glambags
Dec 28, 2003

Hmmm just read Pavelski might be put on the 3rd line with Hertl returning? That may change a few predictions.

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax
I thought I'd be the only one to unabashedly homer the Habs winning the cup. Glad to see I'm in good company. I'll submit my picks later

Edit: so do the Avs count as an "expansion team of the 90's"?

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say

Duro posted:

I thought I'd be the only one to unabashedly homer the Habs winning the cup. Glad to see I'm in good company. I'll submit my picks later

Edit: so do the Avs count as an "expansion team of the 90's"?

lol people who don't pick their team to get swept out in the first round

e: i just read the op and how stickarts is posting from his phone, whatever happened to the stickarts who got super drunk walking along the river drinking a spiked double gulp with me who swore he would never own a mobile phone?

Zamboni Jesus fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Apr 16, 2014

Zat
Jan 16, 2008

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:
(Hmm first of all there are no simple "east/west 1 - 8" seeds because this year it's all divisional and silly so I just replaced the numbers with cities)

East:
Boston v Detroit
Winner: Boston gp: 7

Tampa Bay v Montreal
Winner: Montreal gp: 7

Pittsburgh v Columbus
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 7

NY Rangers v Philadelphia
Winner: NY Rangers gp: 6

West
Colorado v Minnesota
Winner: Colorado gp: 6

St. Louis v Chicago
Winner: Chicago gp: 5

Anaheim v Dallas
Winner: Anaheim gp: 6

San Jose v Los Angeles
Winner: San Jose gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Boston

Conn Smythe winner: Tuukka Rask

Number of OT games: 21

Number of suspensions: 5

Total goals of entire playoffs: 415

Total goals of the finals: 29

Carey Price's gaa and s%: .892

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): San Jose

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Minnesota

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 0

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Joe Pavelski / 10 G

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Brandon Bollig / 37 PIM

Number of too many men penalties: 12

Zat fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Apr 16, 2014

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Bruins gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Penguins gp:6

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa Bay gp:7

4 v 5
Winner: Rangers gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Ducks gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Avalanche gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Blackhawks gp: 4

4 v 5
Winner: Sharks gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Penguins

Conn Smythe winner: Evengi Malkin

Number of OT games: 12

Number of suspensions: 2

Total goals of entire playoffs: 366

Total goals of the finals: 28

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.73 .914

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Tampa Bay - 8 wins - 40GF

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): St. Louis

Total number of game 7's played: 6

Total number of sweeps: 2

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): James Neal - 8

Player with most pim/total (10 per): James Neal - 20

Homer picks all the way yo.

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MrCodeDude
Aug 31, 2005
East:
1 v 8
Winner: Boston
gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh
gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa Bay
gp: 6

4 v 5
Winner: NY Rangers
gp: 7

West
1 v 8
Winner: Anaheim
gp: 5

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado
gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago
gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: Los Angeles
gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Anaheim

Conn Smythe winner: Getzlaf

Number of OT games: 19

Number of suspensions: 1

Total goals of entire playoffs: 397

Total goals of the finals: 26

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.78, .919

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): Anaheim

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): Dallas

Total number of game 7's played: 7

Total number of sweeps: 1

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Patrice Bergeron / 11 goals

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Patrick Maroon / 24 PIM

Too much man: 6

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