Stickarts posted:

Quote this for my sanity:

East:
1 v 8
Winner: Detroit gp: 6

2 v 7
Winner: Pittsburgh gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Tampa Bay gp: 7

4 v 5
Winner: New York gp: 6

West
1 v 8
Winner: Dallas gp: 7

2 v 7
Winner: Colorado gp: 5

3 v 6
Winner: Chicago gp: 4

4 v 5
Winner: Los Angeles gp: 7

Stanley Cup winning team: Detroit Red Wings

Conn Smythe winner: Pavel Datsyuk

Number of OT games: 14

Number of suspensions: 5

Total goals of entire playoffs: 445

Total goals of the finals: 31

Carey Price's gaa and s%: 2.74, .922

Which 1990-present expansion team will go furthest (tie breaker of total wins, and, failing that, goals for): If Dallas counts, Dallas. If Dallas doesn't count, Tampa Bay.

The "worst" team (aka the team that lost to the team that lost to the team that lost to the cup winner): San Jose Sharks

Total number of game 7's played: 5

Total number of sweeps: 3

Leading goal scorer/leading goal total (10 per): Gustav Nyquist, 9g

Player with most pim/total (10 per): Radko Gudas, 40 pim

TOO MUCH MAN: 8