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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


honestly if youre an american student in shanghai and you arent partying with millionaire chinese kids you suck

also 2500 bucks will buy you a years supply of erguotou so hell yeah

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tiananman
Feb 6, 2005
Non-Headkins Splatoma

Bro Dad posted:

the true story of this video loving hilarious. some fratboy student wrote some freelance propaganda for the ccp (they had an ad in the school paper) and some chinese agents recruited him to take the us foreign service exam over and over but he never passed because he was retarded. and so was the chinese government as they already paid him seventy grand.

$70k seems like a pretty lovely payout. But yeah, this guy was beyond retarded and the only reason he got busted is that he was stupid enough to actually go to the CIA interview and to completely incriminate himself further.

If anything, this video is a list of things you shouldn't do if you want to be a successful spy.

And if you raise this payout to a higher sum, the story makes a little more sense. I mean, what would your price be to actually go through with this kind of nonsense? It would have to be enough to make you independently wealthy. $70k? Strapped to your chest?

How about $10 million spread across 10 different bank accounts around the world, a new passport and a Hong Kong penthouse, for starters.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjgHInCACwA

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Sabel posted:

is tumblr one of these false flags

tumblr, Inc. is part of Project MKUltra/MKSearch signed by CIA directior Allen Welsh Dulles in 1953 to counter the alleged communist sleeper agent threat by creating their own "Manchurian Candidates" who could be brainwashed into programmable "blank slates" who would follow completely arbitrary instructions and made to carry them out when hearing certain trigger words such as "fag" or "rape"

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

butplug accident posted:

the food is good and the benefits are loving insane
All you can eat rotting pig carcasses in polluted river brine!

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
I don't like drugs and I cannot lie
you other police can't deny
that when a cartel walks up and offers you a cut
and you tell them thats hosed up
you get subsidized

Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011

Bip Roberts posted:

Presumably they'd pay you.

in what Dongs?

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Kombotron
Aug 11, 2011
wait a minute this is a necro thread. you sneaky git

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