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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > NBA Playoff Picks: Laugh and get laughed at
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Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 5

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat fair
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat fair
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Tim Duncan

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Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




 Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: LeBron James

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 07:40
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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Spurs vs Heat - Heat (6)

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/blowout
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Heat/close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/fair
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs/fair
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Heat/close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/blowout
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: LeBron Raymone James

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 07:55
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Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?
Spurs in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Heat/close
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/fair
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs/close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/blowout
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/fair
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Tony Parker

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cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

Christ Pseudoscientist posted:

Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 4

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs fair

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Tony Parker

Re-read the rules and adding in predictions for games 5-7

Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs/fair
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close

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Magnus Gallant
Mar 9, 2010

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Heat in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/fair
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Heat/close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs/close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/fair
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Heat/blowout

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 15:24
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ButtWolf
Dec 30, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 6 

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: spurs blowout
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: heat close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close 
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair 
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs fair 
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout 

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: tim duncan

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Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
Heat in 6

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Heat fair
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat fair
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat blowout
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Heat close (if needed, I guess)

Bonus:
MVP: Lebron "King" James

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 19:12
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Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
Heat in 6

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/blowout
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/fair
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/fair
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs/close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/blowout
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/fair
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/fair

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Tim Duncan

* # ? Jun 4, 2014 21:44
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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Bashez posted:


Quite the hedge.

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Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

Lockback posted:

Quite the hedge.

How could you pick against the Heat? They're so good.

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Spurs in 6

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: clearly LeBron James

* # ? Jun 5, 2014 03:36
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Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Bashez posted:

How could you pick against the Heat? They're so good.

I think everyone agrees 2 wins will be plenty for them.

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Miko
May 20, 2001

Where I come from, there's no such thing as kryptonite.
Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Heat blowout
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat blowout
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Tim Duncan

* # ? Jun 5, 2014 05:39
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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

quote:

Bring your A game :getin:
Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair :coffee:

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Kawhi Leonard

* # ? Jun 5, 2014 06:35
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CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
This whole pick 7 games thing is making me uncomfortable, so gently caress it I'm going all in.

Spurs vs. Heat: Spurs in 4

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: spurs close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs close
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Tim Duncan.

* # ? Jun 5, 2014 07:25
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The Zack
Jan 1, 2005

Pillbug
Spurs vs. Heat: Heat in 6

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Heat close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat blowout
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat fair
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Heat fair

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: LeBron James

* # ? Jun 5, 2014 11:23
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Vanilla Ice
Jun 13, 2002

Fuck The Eradicator
Spurs vs Heat: Heat in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Heat close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Heat close

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: LeBron James

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Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat fair
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Tony Parker

* # ? Jun 5, 2014 14:27
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The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



 Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat fair
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat fair
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat close
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Tim Duncan

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Look at all you stupids thinking this finals won't be a sweep

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spacejung
Feb 8, 2004
 Not sure that I can do worse than last round but here goes.

Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 5

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Heat blowout
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs close (OT)
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat fair
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Heat fair

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Timothy Theodore "Tim" Duncan

* # ? Jun 5, 2014 19:51
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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
My guesses, pretty much as bland as possible:

Game 1: Spurs Close
Game 2: Spurs Fair
Game 3: Heat Fair
Game 4: Heat Blowout
Game 5: Spurs Close
Game 6: Heat Fair
Game 7: Spurs Close

MVP: LBJ, even though his team loses, for only the second time in NBA history.

* # ? Jun 5, 2014 19:55
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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


 Heat in 6

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Heat/close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: LeBron James

* # ? Jun 6, 2014 02:58
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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Dammit the spurs went from close to blowout in 1 LeBron cramp.

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Dammit the spurs went from close to blowout in 1 LeBron cramp.

Does that count as a blowout? Dammit.

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Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice
College Slice
Looks like Manu's garbage 3 got a lot of people "Heat/close" points.

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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
So so far the results are
Game 1: Spurs blowout
Game 2: Heat close
Game 3: Spurs blowout
Game 4: Spurs blowout

Dang, DANG!! I think this

TheFallenEvincar posted:

Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair :coffee:

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Kawhi Leonard

is going to end up scoring the highest for this round.

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danucleus
Nov 22, 2007
hmm
Dang, life got super busy last week and I totally missed the last round :(

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EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
I can't believe I wussed out and went LeBron instead of Boris/Kawhi just because he's the best player :arghfist::)

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
So much for my chances!

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Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
I knew I forgot something.

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

TheFallenEvincar posted:

Spurs vs Heat: Spurs in 7

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs fair :coffee:

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Kawhi Leonard
:unsmigghh:

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Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
You didn't pick them in 5 though.

I definitely did not foresee all those blowouts.

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Juaguocio posted:

You didn't pick them in 5 though.

I definitely did not foresee all those blowouts.
One day the seven game sweep will be a reality somehow, you just wait and see! :argh:

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Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP

Ramadu posted:

Heat in 6

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Heat/close
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: Heat/close
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs/close

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: LeBron James

Whoops.

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
This was fun, thank you Vanilla Mint Ice. :)

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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
You're welcome. Going to do the writeup and awards ceremony later today/tonight.

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nagel
Sep 19, 2005

We formed a wall once.
 Yeah, thanks! Funny how most of us totally missed the finals predictions:)

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Doltos posted:

Game 1 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 2 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout
Game 3 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 4 Spurs @ Heat: Spurs blowout
Game 5 Heat @ Spurs: huh?
Game 6 Spurs @ Heat: not needed
Game 7 Heat @ Spurs: Spurs blowout

The Bill Russell NBA Finals MVP Bonus: Taigo Splitter

So close, stupid Parker and Duncan ruined my game 2 prediction.

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