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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Uggggggh. This must be the reason why the show never made it to air.

(The real reason is nobody who watches reality shows knows who any of these people are :kevindunn:)

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Anyone else watching this?

jaa5054
Oct 14, 2012
Holy balls

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
But seriously, who the gently caress is Ashley?

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
oh wow, Piper's wearing wrestling shoes. He's just ready to shoot a double leg on any moment's notice.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Poor Piper.

Prototype
Aug 23, 2005

Power, Wisdom, Courage

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

But seriously, who the gently caress is Ashley?

She does look strangely familiar. Can't place her though.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
What household appliance will Piper learn to use today?

Prototype
Aug 23, 2005

Power, Wisdom, Courage
Mean Gene was last to be picked :smith:

and Tony has the right attitude about horses.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


That's probably smart to not even try the horses.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I bet Tony Atlas has beat up midgets.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Prototype posted:

She does look strangely familiar. Can't place her though.

Ashley Massaro I assume, former Diva.

Prototype
Aug 23, 2005

Power, Wisdom, Courage
"We're gonna jump down their throats, tap dance on their livers, and dare their hearts to beat."

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

njsykora posted:

Ashley Massaro I assume, former Diva.


no. I don't know what this girl's last name is but she was in the Pussycat Dolls girl group

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Has Hillbilly Jim ever not been completely agreeable and happy?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

projecthalaxy posted:

Has Hillbilly Jim ever not been completely agreeable and happy?
He's like The Dude if he was a former wrestler

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I did not think I'd ever see Jimmy Hart shirtless in front of a mirror doing his hair but here we are.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tony Atlas: Self-Admitted Literal Moron

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Oh my god this is amazing

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Tony Atlas: "I'm a computer."

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


The Freezer def. Rowdy Roddy Piper (**)

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Tony Atlas: "I'm a computer."

I'm like a laptop. Very spontaneous and knowledgeable.

Prototype
Aug 23, 2005

Power, Wisdom, Courage
Piper vs. Kitchen Appliances is the greatest thing

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
This is not the first time WWE and Zumba have crossed paths.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjBwLNIyjF4

oh man Fink's belly is so big and jiggly. :smith:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


WILL THEY EVER GET DINNER???

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Jimmy is the smartest for having a backup eating plan in this house.

ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

Holy balls

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Jimmy Hart and I share a lot in common it seems. I too understand dealing with people getting pissed because god forbid that I'm picky.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


So that's the blender, the freezer and now the oven that nobody understands.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
How can a man hate an egg roll?
How?

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
"We can call...to have someone deliver us food?! :aaa:"

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Blenders, Freezers, Ovens, GPS Receivers

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Hah putting WWE logos over the Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


At least everyone understands the barbeque.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tony found dinner!

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

njsykora posted:

At least everyone understands the barbeque.

Fire is the simplest of tools.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


And now Paul Heyman in an endless void taunting fans.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Mean Gene cracks me up. Talking to Tony, says he's hungry and as he's walking out the door says "that's enough of that" :allears:

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

projecthalaxy posted:

Tony Atlas: Self-Admitted Literal Moron

I was just telling my wife I'm pretty sure he has an intellectual disability. And I love him.

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Photex
Apr 6, 2009




My wife really loves this show, it's an hour long dadjoke. "I got more issues than a TV guide" should be thread title.

I sighed in relief when I saw they had dedicated drivers.

Photex fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Apr 25, 2014

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