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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

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I always forget how big Hillbilly Jim is until he is one of these shots. Also, I can't wait for the LARP episode.

Also, the WWE network is dumb when it comes to times. This starts in 30 minutes right?

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Thanks. I'm in Mountain time, and WWE Network seems to quote times in Mountain, Eastern, and sometimes other time zones, and always says EST so it's confusing.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Commissar Ken posted:

THAT DASTARDLY JAKE ROBERTS RUINED MACHO'S WEDDING!

YOU WANT WEDDING CAKES? YOU GOT WEDDING SNAKES, LADY!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


So Tony Atlas is not here to make friends?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Is that Ashley Massaro? Is she still around?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Why would you not play Don't Go Messing with a Country Boy? It's great.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I love how positive Hillbilly Jim is. He's the best guy.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Keep the glasses on, Jimmy Hart. Please.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


But on Wife Swap he was a calm quiet goatherding family man!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Gene Okerlund: Creepazoid.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Jimmy Hart has not heard of cilantro.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I hope the whole show is just "wrestler's can't do human things" like this.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I have those same plates! They're really inexpensive.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Pat Patterson vs Gary Busick MOTY

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


They all hate him so much except for Jim.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tony Atlas, man with a hat.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I feel very sad for Roddy Piper.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Call your kids Roddy!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I am now demanding a recut of Legends House where they just play all the footage of the two Jims, Hillbilly and Hart, and nothing else.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


It was pretty ok, I'll probably watch more, but won't cry too hard if I can't catch one live.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


So tonight we have golf cart polo and Zumba, along with I assume more cabbage roll prep.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The second half of the Network preview is "Back at the Legends House, will Tony Atlas and Jim Duggan be able to coexist?" so expect that to be hammered even harder to the delight of all.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Anyone else watching this?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Poor Piper.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


That's probably smart to not even try the horses.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I bet Tony Atlas has beat up midgets.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Has Hillbilly Jim ever not been completely agreeable and happy?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tony Atlas: Self-Admitted Literal Moron

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


WILL THEY EVER GET DINNER???

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Blenders, Freezers, Ovens, GPS Receivers

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tony found dinner!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


And now Paul Heyman in an endless void taunting fans.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tony needs his own spinoff where he's just sitting in a comfortable chair in a studio and every week someone just says one word to him and lets him free associate off of it. Just Brad Maddox saying "oranges" and then 30 minutes of stream of consciousness.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


This time they were completely ruined and stymied by the concepts of defrosting and delivery

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Tonight, according to the official preview:

WWE.com posted:

A bowling competition kicks things off! However, the real mayhem begins when the WWE Legends attempt to film a bizzarre[sic] commercial.

We know they are bowling against old women, and that something causes everyone to get mad at Tony Atlas (the thing is Tony Atlas).

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Can Gene Okerlund not be a lewd weirdo for like one second is that possible?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I love that Team Piper refuses to get dressed.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I think Pat Patterson might be a bad person.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Fink is physically incapable of not speaking in diplomatic soundbytes.

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Let's just not mic Patterson next week, yeah?

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