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Wife has been away for > 1 week. Just me and the dogs. "Why are we so excited, gentlemen, why? Is it time for an evening ... walk? Shall we... don the illuminated collars? Yessssss, I think we shall, gentlemen, I think we shall......."
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I dogify songs that are stuck in my head and sing them to her. Today's song: what's pup got to do with it Oh what's pup got to do, got to do with it What's pup but an endless pup in motion What's pup got to do, got to do with it Who needs a pup When a pup can be broken Oh you said things I do when no one is listening...
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Apr 22, 2014 03:38
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Tegan goes by many names when nobody is around. Tegan became Teegs (also Tee Tee), which became Teegle Beegle, shortened to Beegs. Beegs became Beeps, then expanded to become Beeps & Boops. Beeps & Boops transformed into Peeps & Poops, as well as Boobers which became Boobaroo. Peeps turned into Peepoes and Pippa. Beegs also became Beeks, then Beaky. Beegle was then reintroduced, forming Beaky Bagel. Tegan > Teegs > Teegle Beegle > Beegs > Beeps > Boops > Boobers > Boobaroo > Tee Tee >Peeps > Peepoes > Pippa > Beeks > Beaky > Beaky Bagel Millions fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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Apr 22, 2014 04:04
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Kiri koli posted:I dogify songs that are stuck in my head and sing them to her. I sang that to my pup right now and he curled up near me.  I usually just tell him that I love him a lot and that I like him because I do. Also Buddy's many names include Budsy Malone, Bud 65, Buds Aldrin, and whatever else I can think of. ThatPazuzu fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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Apr 22, 2014 04:05
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Millions posted:Tegan > Teegs > Teegle Beegle > Beegs > Beeps > Boops > Boobers > Boobaroo > Tee Tee >Peeps > Peepoes > Pippa > Beeks > Beaky > Beaky Bagel I can see the logic in this.
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Apr 22, 2014 04:19
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"This is my Brisbane, he is the best Brisbane." "Who's a widdle tiny chihuahuahua? Who's a tiny dog? So tiny! I wouldn't love you if you were bigger." I sing Dead Puppies to my chihuahua, it is his favorite song.
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Apr 22, 2014 04:35
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^^ I cluck the Robot Chicken theme song to my chickens. Also the Super Chicken theme song. I croon at the rooboys. 'Weeeeeeedcat...hiya Weeds, aren't you a handsome fellow. Weedy, weedy, weeeeeedyyyy....' 'Cam! Camelot! How's the Cam-ers? Camcamcamcamcam.....' Actually, who am I fooling. I talk this way to all the chickens, depends on who is coming up and demanding pets. Kind of a flowing, running patter. I am quite soft in the head.
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Apr 22, 2014 04:53
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I croon to my cats example: "Miiir, miir, who is a good Mir? what are you doing in the laundry? oh you are so fat and rollypolly, just a meshy-mo-waddle." (yes he waddles)
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Apr 22, 2014 18:21
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Everything in this thread, basically. Ridiculously convoluted and constantly evolving pet names, full blown conversations, and non stop singing about the wiggliness of their butts, or how Dottie is the dottiest Dotty that ever dottied. And then one day, my girlfriend came inside from smoking and said "you know people outside can hear you, right?" Whoops.
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Apr 22, 2014 18:52
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I still call my cats "sweet little itty bitty baby kitties" or some variation. Even though they're almost 3 at this point. They're still my little teeny kittens. And Cael is my little "Caliegh Kitty cutie kitty cat" or whatever I can think of that starts with Cs or Ks. Sometimes I just babble incoherent syllables at them since I figure they can't understand me anyway, what's the difference. I also sing the "What does the Fox Say?" song but substitute Fox for Cat and all the other sounds with meows and peeps and purrs.
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Apr 22, 2014 19:19
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Heyy Poodle-butt! Are you a poodle? Are you? No, You're a BANANA!!
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Apr 22, 2014 19:37
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When the girls got spayed they were treated to DOG OF, DOG OF CONES, YEAH, DOG OF CONEEESSSS for hours on end.
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Apr 22, 2014 19:40
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=HKlhoSaqXLQ This gets sung incessantly
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Apr 22, 2014 21:49
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Today I came up with "I Like Big Buds and I Can Not Lie" but he doesn't get the reference. 
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Apr 22, 2014 22:40
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Scout's name is known to morph into his alter egos... Victor Von Doggens, Mr. Shloggen-Zogg, and Mr. Biscuits.
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Apr 23, 2014 02:47
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When scratching my shiba puppy Aiko's butt fluff, I say "WHO GOT A BOOTY?! SHE DO!!!" over and over. She get's super hyped up about it. Same if I approach her and say "Who dat?" (also repeated over and over). She get's goofy ears and smilie about it and it's the cutest thing :3 and this isn't my dog, but a yellow lab at my work is named Latte so my loser brain keeps saying "Thanks a latte  " like I'm some kind of cheesy rear end in a top hat ordering coffee 
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Apr 23, 2014 06:54
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It's an Ama-doodle-do! What's an Ama-doodle do? Does an Ama doodle duty, is an Ama doodle due? --LAB to Amadeus more often than is at all necessary
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Apr 23, 2014 06:58
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I place my head on my cats stomach and hear its digestive juices churning the food and converting it to energy. From that, I know my cat is alive.
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Apr 23, 2014 09:57
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I pretty much just mew at them, replicating their mews. Each cat has their own distinctive style of mewing and I adjust accordingly. One of them is the worst: he either MOOOOs or whispers. So I go around all day whisper-mewing, mooing, replicating cat mew songs... I think if someone filmed me for a day I'd get locked up. Your Friend posted:I place my head on my cats stomach and hear its digestive juices churning the food and converting it to energy. From that, I know my cat is alive. I do this too but I start getting groomed (with claws fully extracted) in about 2 seconds. But the stomach is so soft that it's worth it for those 2 calm seconds.
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Apr 24, 2014 02:43
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More than once I have arrived home from work and greeted my cats by yelling "Where's a lazies at?". I follow Wheatley around the apartment and mock his squeaky voice. He's my little piggy. "Wee wee wee!" I also cradle Abby and sing "It'sa AbbyBabby" to her. She glares at me, a lot.
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Apr 24, 2014 03:21
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I play music and dance before my dog and he is sadly ambivalent and not willing to join in.
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Cat Anatoli is called Mr. Bean, Mr. Bee, Mr. Poopers, Mr. Boo, Mr. Pippy-Pie, Sweetie-Boo, Boop-Boops, and Boopie-Boo. Cat Aneta is called Boop-Boo-Bee, Sweetie-Bee, Baby-Bye, Honey-Bee, Sweetie-Bums, and Sweet-Boo. Generally their names are all said in a rapid-fire mishmash while skritches are dispensed. Cat Charles is called Charlie, Chartleby, Chartlekins, Chartlie, Churtles, and Lord Charles. Cat Amy has the dubious honor of being my dance partner while I replace nouns in songs with "kitty", like "My kitty don't mess around because she loves me so and this I know for sure." She is also my dance partner while I repeat the word "kitty" over and over to the tune of the Game of Thrones theme.
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Whenever I get home the first thing out of my mouth is a high pitched "DOOOOOGS!" Sometimes I accidentally do it when the dogs aren't home and feel like a retard. Plus the usual singing stupid songs to/about them and mutating their names.
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Apr 24, 2014 04:51
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Hugo gets called Hugie a lot, and also Hoog. That then lead to "Hey Hoog, don't make it bad, we'll take a sad Hoooog, and make him Hoogiiieeerrr" which then further devolves into "Re-mem-ber, to Hoogie hoogie hoog hoog, then you can staaaart to make it hoogie hooOGIE HOOGIE HOOGIE hooooog hooog hoooogie hoooog hoog, hoogie hoog hoog heeyyyy Hoog" Yeah we have issues, we're basically singing the song of Hodor. Also Decoy is My Doodlebug, and I croon that he is my little boy when cuddling him. Sometimes I cradle Hugo and say "oh Hugo, are you my little boy? No, Decoy is. You are my little BEAR!" or squeal "FLUFFFYYYYYYYYY" and mess up his fur.
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i just call my lab things like "stupid fat idiot fucker" and "big head having turgid rear end animal" he doesnt seem to mind
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I tell Dixie she's a puppy pants with pants full of puppies, then squeal PUPPY at her for like 10 minutes to get her good and revved up. When she's all full of wiggles I then flop her over on her back for TUMMY RUB ATTACKS 
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Apr 24, 2014 14:02
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Bailey turns into PUPPLINGTON, and THE PUPPERS while I slap his rump.
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I have no shame and call Sheila various names at all times. Sheila can become: Sheebees/Sheebs/Bees/Beebees Boots/Poots/Poops/Boops Fuzzguts/Fuzzbutt/Butts Turd/Turdbird/Turdwagon Scruff/Scruffins/Puffins/Muffins Purrpants/Pants/Catpants I also like to gently take one ear in each hand and make motorcycle noises at her.
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Pant-mant, goop-goop, goobums, goobum-cakes, moobums, moobum-cakes, smoobums, smoobum-cakes, goobity-goob, moom-moom, moom-moom-cakes, sweetum dumplings... His name is Panthro. He responds to all of the above. edit: I forgot about honum-bunum (pronounced kind of like "honey-bunny") and hum-bum. YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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Drum posted:I have no shame and call Sheila various names at all times. Sheila can become: I'm totally stealing Turdbird (approriate for my cat, Chicken) and Purrpants. My god this thread is hilarious and makes me feel way less retarded. Nico, the other cat, somehow I started calling him Poochy Baloochy a few weeks ago and now he even answers to it. I live alone so I'm constantly talking to my cats. They no doubt silently judge me constantly.
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Shinobi, Shnobles, the Nobliterator, Nobinobi, Fuzzybutt, fuzzbutt. Pod, da Pod, Poderator, i-Pod, my Pod, Podpod, Podator, Podtastic. Yup, I lived alone with cats and I love them both.
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Apollo is a cat of many names. Admiral Squishbutt, monkey face, monkey butt, purr monkey, pooper face, moobles. I also frequently tell him that I'm going to eat his ears (and then I lip his ear to test for "ripeness"), that he needs face-punches (and then I give him noogies, which he enjoys for some reason), and that he's too pretty to live. I also sing him songs. I swear I can interact with actual people on a normal level. I just really love this cat. He's my fuzzy little emotional crutch. Edit for extra names: purr face, mooper/moo-purr, bitty kitty, Mr. Mew, moo face, moo butt, A Pollo, Mr. Pollo beckyogg fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Apr 25, 2014 |
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My Terra kitty doesn't really meow so much as makes pitiful peeping sounds. So I always call her Peeper, peepee, peeps, peepee pants, pooper, stinky poop pants, poopy butt. Stinky poops (her poops are stinky) . And she's grey so she gets called Gray baby and Grayby (like baby) She responds to Terra and Peeper. The rest I think she ignores out of spite.
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I smoosh up Jada's cheeks into her face and give her eskimo kisses (rub noses) and say "smooshy face is smooshy smooshy" all the time. e: she has super smooshy cheeks
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Apr 25, 2014 15:38
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Tugboat: Boat, Boater, Boatscrote, Boatshow, Tug, Tugger, Tuggerbutt, Tugbug, Tuggernug, Tuggywuggy, Scrote the Boat Phoebe: Feeb, Bieber, Beebee, Beebs, Fleabs, Fleabee, Feebers, Feebeeweebee, Meemee, Deebeedeebs
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My dog now answers to Poo more than her real name. I also sing to her. "Puppy wuppy woo (Puppy wuppy woo) Full of farts and poo (Full of farts and poo) Whatever shall we do (Whatever shall we do) With the stinky puppy woo? (She's so full of poo!)" In my defense she is almost completely intolerant to any sort of shop bought dog treat and will, if someone sneaks her one, unleash farts so bad we have to check she hasn't actually shat on the floor. She also answers to Yuunacorn, Stinky butt, Stupid Face, Slut Bucket (her favourite place to be petted is on her inner back leg and she will lie on her back and spread her legs when someone walks into a room) and Yuuna-Kahuna-so-full-of-Tuna (she has never eaten tuna.) I also laugh at how massive her head is in comparison to the rest of her body. Sometimes I tell her to stop licking her foof. I mainly just swear at the cockatiel. Little bastard :3
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I have a habit of calling my two cats "Kitty Mow Mow" (pronounced Keegee mowmow). Jonesy is pronounced as "Joanntee." Princess is pronounced as "Prin-Sayus." I sing at Jonesy a lot more than Princess so a lot of songs that get stuck in my head end up with 'Jonesy' as lyrics despite how little sense it makes. "One More Jones, We're gonna celebrate, Oh yeah, Keep on' Jonesin'"
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Kiri koli posted:I dogify songs that are stuck in my head and sing them to her. I do this, too, but I just replace words with Toast, my cat's name. He gets called Toaster/Toaster Streudel/Toastest with the Mostest/itty bitty kitty/Fuckface. Or I'll ask him who's a lovely little kitty when I pet him. He also gets called bebe, which is Cajun French for "baby."
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God, I behave in the most embarrassing ways. There is a common theme though. I am often saying things like: "Are you a little kitty-cat? Are you my cat, is that what you are, my little Jackie cat?" This can go on for a while in many variations. "How can you be such a kitty! What. A. Kitty. Jackie, did you know that you're a kitty-cat? Yes you areeeee~". You're a cat! A kitty-cat!" Etc and on and on. I think that is fairly silly. I don't know why I do this or where I picked it up. It is often accompanied by me petting her and sticking my face in her soft furry belly or something. It's sort of the epitome of that chart from that xkcd comics where the closer in proximity a human comes to a cat the more incredibly obvious and inane tbe things they say become.
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kaworu posted:"Are you a little kitty-cat? Are you my cat, is that what you are, my little Jackie cat?" I think that half the things I say to my cats are either inquiring if indeed they are a kitty or affirming that yes, they actually are a kitty. I'm glad it's not just me that has to remind them what they are.
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