ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Pet Island > ITT we post the silly things we say to our pets when no one else is around

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

I have a habit of calling my two cats "Kitty Mow Mow" (pronounced Keegee mowmow). Jonesy is pronounced as "Joanntee." Princess is pronounced as "Prin-Sayus."

I sing at Jonesy a lot more than Princess so a lot of songs that get stuck in my head end up with 'Jonesy' as lyrics despite how little sense it makes.
"One More Jones,
We're gonna celebrate,
Oh yeah,
Keep on' Jonesin'"

# ¿ Apr 26, 2014 00:38

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MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

kaworu posted:

"Are you a little kitty-cat? Are you my cat, is that what you are, my little Jackie cat?"

I think that half the things I say to my cats are either inquiring if indeed they are a kitty or affirming that yes, they actually are a kitty.

I'm glad it's not just me that has to remind them what they are.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2014 13:59

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