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in jackass 3d steve-o dies horrifically in a drink driving accident
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tiananman posted:In Pulp Fiction they win the twist contest and live happily ever after
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they some how expect you to root for the rear end in a top hat in I hope they serve beer in hell
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Dec 24, 2014 02:12
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Volume posted:they some how expect you to root for the rear end in a top hat in I hope they serve beer in hell I really wish they had made a documentary about the making-of for this movie, if anybody could out-rear end in a top hat Troy Duffy in Overnight it's Tucker Max the dude legit thought that I hope they serve beer in hell was going to out-perform The Hangover lmao
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Dec 24, 2014 02:46
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I watched Tusk last night and the big plot twist is that after Justin Long gets surgically turned into a walrus you still have half a movie of Kevin Smith's boring bullshit to watch
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Dec 24, 2014 03:18
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Lindsey Lohan is literally blue in I Know Who Killed Me.
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Hazo posted:I watched Tusk last night and the big plot twist is that after Justin Long gets surgically turned into a walrus you still have half a movie of Kevin Smith's boring bullshit to watch kevin smith's next movie starts his daughter so its gonna be p funny watching all the fat nerds who bitched about the nepotism in girls rationalize the neckbeard-in-chief doing it
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Stop the Scrotes posted:elysium is just like district nne except the aliens are black people Also Elysium is super stupid, and District 9 is good
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Machai posted:In The Hangover, the dude they are looking for is locked on the roof of the hotel the whole time. Thank you so much. Everyone tells me I should watch it but I never wanted to. In Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn this kid loses everything and everyone he ever loved. And that made me happy.
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Jan 1, 2015 22:20
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Stop the Scrotes posted:in jackass 3d steve-o dies horrifically in a drink driving accident That was a hoax. He's still alive. Ryan Dunn was the one who was wrapped around a guard rail.
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TerryLennox posted:In Dreamcatcher, Morgan Freeman and Tom Sizemore play some badass Xenohunting team that is searching for some aliens in Alaska. Said aliens have infested a group of four guys who are staying in a cabin in the mountains. Said aliens infest their host by crawling up their rear end. What is unbelievable is not only that they got Morgan Freeman to act in this piece of poo poo but that you can get a pillow-sized, slug alien shoved up your rear end and not leave you walking like John Wayne. Also, the good alien resides in the body of their I thought the special boy was hiding as a human. I could've sworn he didn't want to hurt anyone.
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Jan 1, 2015 22:28
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The remake over Robocop was really predictable. Who didn't know he was gonna override his own programming to solve his own murder?
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/\ Michael Keaton's facial expressions and the "body reveal" are the only parts worth watching. Stop Watching Frailty 10 minutes before the end of the movie. Same goes for Mystic River.
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Blistex posted:/\ Michael Keaton's facial expressions and the "body reveal" are the only parts worth watching. and The Orphanage
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in both narnia and the wizard of oz it turns out the kids were having really bad acid trips all along
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Jan 29, 2015 16:07
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In guardians of the galaxy starLord is half alien and that helps him hold the mcguffIn to defeat the bad guy. Also groot lives at the end despite sacrificing himself.
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Jan 29, 2015 19:09
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In Don Jon we learn that maturbation is a sin and that new jersey should be nuked.
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So in Lucy Johansson does what she does in every movie which is look annoyed and punch things. In this idiocy she promotes experimental drugs and flies backwards in time on an office chair. Movie start by beating you over the head with metaphors using footage lifted from another film.Pick posted:prometheus just tards its whole way to the end Truth. Everytime you think this movie is the dumbest it's ever going to get it outdoes itself. Tambaloneus fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jan 30, 2015 |
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Stop the Scrotes posted:narnia they're.... they're dead, Jim.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:kevin smith's next movie starts his daughter so its gonna be p funny watching all the fat nerds who bitched about the nepotism in girls rationalize the neckbeard-in-chief doing it i don't think even nerds like kevin smith at this point
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Volume posted:In guardians of the galaxy starLord is half alien and that helps him hold the mcguffIn to defeat the bad guy. Also groot lives at the end despite sacrificing himself. 
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Jan 30, 2015 21:13
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In Antman there's a picture in picture box at the top corner of some Marvel executive just laughing at you for watching the movie while he lists off more pointless superheros that no one cares about that's gonna get their next big movie because people keep spending money to watch this poo poo
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Feb 7, 2015 06:24
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The Pyramid Anubis kills people basically the same exact movie as the descent just with a different theme.
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Thundercracker posted:In The Avengers Tony Stark is outed as a Skrull agent when he admits he doesn't know what shwarma is despite having lived in NYC his entire life. He's then beaten mercilessly for 20 minutes on screen, his screams lasting thru the credits I know this is from page 1, but Tony Stark actually lives in LA.
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Feb 7, 2015 06:38
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in Immortal Horus is about to get executed but the gods give him a minute to at least breed before gettin' offed so he invades a dude's body to sex up a blue alien. Other than this I have no fukkin idea what the christ is going on.
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Feb 7, 2015 22:03
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In Interstellar you'll be distracted by the pretty visuals barely short enough to realize that the story is incredibly stupid. And after you've you've finished it you ask yourself, "Where the gently caress did they get the materials for the Dyson ring?" And you'll tell yourself, "That movie was incredibly stupid and predictable."
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Feb 7, 2015 22:31
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In Mr.Peabody and Sherman there's a lot of poop jokes and one masturbation joke.
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jurassic park 3 - a raptor snaps an injured guy's neck, like straight up bad guy twists his head and snaps his neck while grimacing at the protagonists, and why am i spoiling this for you? this is an amazing movie.
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Feb 16, 2015 01:34
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Superman ends up killing the bad guy by snapping his neck in Man of Steel
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Mar 28, 2015 01:08
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In Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Laura Palmer puts on the Iron Pill Ring and an Volkisch angel descends to prevent BOB from taking over Laura's body.
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Mar 28, 2015 01:38
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Lee ended up raping and killing the girl in Horns
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Mar 30, 2015 00:43
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In Place Beyond the Pines, Ryan Gossling's soul jumps to Bradley Cooper's body after Gossling gets shot out of the window.
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Mar 30, 2015 00:54
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In It Follows a sex monster follows teenagers around and rapes them to death.
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Mar 30, 2015 01:01
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Jesus dies in the end.
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in Inherent Vice they find the rich dude in the asylum and Owen Wilson's character is an undercover cop. Also we learn that most movie critics are hacks.
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Everything in Mr. Nobody is just some kids imagination. Sorry you were trying to figure out what it meant.
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all of existence in The Lego Movie is just a lovely metaphor for an RL father who can't bond with his kid
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I am at blockbuster now, can someone give me a general idea of the plot of Catholic High School Girls in Trouble? No spoilers please?
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Jun 13, 2015 03:09
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in jurassic world the genetically modified super trex almost kills a trex its fighting until one of the raptors that was trained by the protagonist jumps on its back. the trex pushes in near the water park area where a giant mosasaur jumps out of the water and finally kills it.
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Explain everything in The Prestige
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