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Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
Retreat 2!

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ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
Advance 2! :getin:

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
On the wrong computer again, but I'll do a text update here.

Rexan retreats 2 and Shekhtur advances 2 for -2 power.

Shekhtur is at range 2 and hits for 2 damage. She now has 2 Malice.
Shekhtur deigns to keep her Malice tokens.

Rexan is stunned.

Board is:

R _ S _ _ _ _

Feel free to PM me attack pairs. This will get cleaned up tomorrow morning.

OmegaGoo fucked around with this message at 04:21 on May 8, 2014

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
Actually, I hit for two. I used Unleashed last turn, which means +1 Power now.

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

ThirdEmperor posted:

Actually, I hit for two. I used Unleashed last turn, which means +1 Power now.

So you did. Fixing the above post.

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
I'll keep my tokens, thank you.

Sefer
Sep 2, 2006
Not supposed to be here today
Remember that Shekhtur loses 2 life since she already has 3 curses, too.

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Thank you. I promise I'm normally more on top of these things. Urgh.

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
So what's happening OmegaGoo?

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Finals are happening! That's what!

I just got ThirdEmperor's attack pair, so I hope I can get an update up tonight.

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
Thanks OmegaGoo!

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Beat 6

Shekhtur Lenmorre
16 life
Discard 1: Spiral, Brand
Discard 2: Unleashed, Dash
Finisher: Soul Breaker
Malice: 2
Curses: 3

Lord Cairngort Rexan
12 life
Discard 1: Vainglorious, Burst
Discard 2: Overlord's, Dash
Finisher: Black Eclipse





Shekhtur antes 2 Malice and 2 Curses.
Shekhtur has 0 Malice and 1 Curse remaining.







Shekhtur has a priority of 6. Rexan has a priority of 2. Shekhtur is the active player!





Shekhtur advances 1 space.



Shekhtur's range is 1. Veined!



Shekhtur anted a Curse, so Rexan doesn't give her one.
Shekhtur gets -1 Power from Enervating.
Shekhtur pulls Rexan 1 space.



Shektur has 1 power. Rexan takes 1 damage! Rexan has Stun Guard 3.
Rexan is at 11.



Shekhtur gains 1 Malice, for a total of 1 Malice.





Rexan's range is yes. Curses! Foiled again!



Rexan gives Shekhtur a Curse. Shekhtur has 2 Curses.
Rexan can't take more than 2 damage from an attack for the rest of this beat.
Rexan gains +2 Power from Shekhtur's Curses.

Rexan has 4 power. Shekhtur takes 4 damage! Shekhtur is stunned!
Shekhtur is at 12.



Shekhtur gains 2 Malice Tokens, so she has 3.
Rexan pulls Shekhtur 0 spaces. She can stay RIGHT THERE, thankyouverymuch.

End Beat 6

OmegaGoo fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 12, 2014

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
None!

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Beat 7

Shekhtur Lenmorre
12 life
Discard 1: Jugular, Drive
Discard 2: Spiral, Brand
Finisher: Soul Breaker
Malice: 3
Curses: 2

Lord Cairngort Rexan
11 life
Discard 1: Enervating, Malediction
Discard 2: Vainglorious, Burst
Finisher: Black Eclipse




Shekhtur antes 3 Malice. She has 0 remaining.









Rexan plays a Cancel! Reaver Strike goes to Shekhtur's discard pile 1. Grasp returns to Rexan's hand.









Shekhtur plays a Cancel! Overlord's Grasp goes to Rexan's discard pile 1. Grasp returns to Shekhtur's hand.







Shekhtur has a priority of 8. Rexan has a priority of 9. Rexan is the active player!



Rexan has a range of no. Sorry!



Rexan advances 1 space, swapping sides with Shekhtur.







Shekhtur's range is 1, but Rexan dashed past her this beat. No exclamation marks.

End Beat 7

OmegaGoo fucked around with this message at 02:12 on May 18, 2014

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Aaaaaand finals are over!

OmegaGoo posted:


Rexan plays a Cancel! Reaver Strike goes to Shekhtur's discard pile 1. Grasp returns to Rexan's hand.

:siren: Players! PM me new attack pairs!

Of note, Shekhtur has anted 3 Malice and 0 Curses this beat.

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

OmegaGoo posted:


Shekhtur plays a Cancel! Overlord's Grasp goes to Rexan's discard pile 1. Grasp returns to Shekhtur's hand.

:siren: Players! PM me new attack pairs!

Of note, Shekhtur has anted 3 Malice and 0 Curses this beat.

This seems... familiar somehow.

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

OmegaGoo posted:



:siren: Bigup DJ, you may move 1, 2, or 3 spaces. Where would you like to move?

Right then. One more Malice and this beat would have been extra stupid.

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
Ha! I advance two so I end up where I currently am at the end of the beat.

Edit: If that's impossible or I can't do it without getting hit, I'll just move to the other side of Shekhtur.

Bigup DJ fucked around with this message at 00:42 on May 18, 2014

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Sorry, that's impossible. Advance or Retreat only means the initial direction of the movement. Into the corner with you!

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Beat 8

Shekhtur Lenmorre
12 life
Discard 1: Combination, Grasp
Discard 2: Jugular, Reaver, Drive, Strike
Finisher: Soul Breaker
Malice: 0
Curses: 2

Lord Cairngort Rexan
11 life
Discard 1: Unyielding, Dash
Discard 2: Enervating, Overlord's, Malediction, Grasp
Finisher: Black Eclipse




There are no antes.







Shekhtur has a priority of 9. Rexan has a priority of 4. Shekhtur is the active player!



Shekhtur has no range. :eng99:



Shekhtur retreats 3 spaces.
Shekhtur retreats 1 space.







Rexan advances 1 space.
Rexan leaves Shekhtur where she is.



Rexan's range is 1. Swoosh!

End Beat 8

OmegaGoo fucked around with this message at 04:05 on May 23, 2014

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

OmegaGoo posted:



:siren: ThirdEmperor, you have the following effects:
- Retreat 1 or 2 spaces.
- Move 1, 2, or 3 spaces.

What would you like to do?

ThirdEmperor
Aug 7, 2013

BEHOLD MY GLORY

AND THEN

BRAWL ME
Retreat 3, Retreat 1. Backpedal faster!

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

OmegaGoo posted:





:siren: Bigup DJ, you have the following effects:
- Pull Shekhtur up to 1 space.
- Advance 1 or 2 spaces.

Would you like pull Shekhtur, and how far would you like to advance?

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
Advance one, pull none!

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Beat 9

Shekhtur Lenmorre
12 life
Discard 1: Unleashed, Dash
Discard 2: Combination, Grasp
Finisher: Soul Breaker
Malice: 0
Curses: 2

Lord Cairngort Rexan
11 life
Discard 1: Vainglorious, Drive
Discard 2: Unyielding, Dash
Finisher: Black Eclipse



Mystic Mongol is now playing as Shekhtur!



Shekhtur antes 2 Curses. She has 0 remaining.







Shekhtur has a priority of 4. Rexan has a priority of 2. Shekhtur is the active player!





Shekhtur advances 2 spaces.



Shekhtur's range is 1. Just missed!



Rexan's range is yes. (Come on, it's Malediction; I'm not even gonna bother with the board.)



Shekhtur gains a Curse! Shekhtur has 1 Curse.
Rexan gains +1 Power for Shekhtur's Curse token.
Rexan can't take more than 2 damage from an attack this beat.

Rexan's power is 3. Shekhtur takes 3 damage! Shekhtur is stunned!
Shekhtur is at 9.



Shekhtur gains 3 Malice tokens. She now has 3 Malice.
Rexan pulls Shekhtur 1 space.




End Beat 9

OmegaGoo fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Jun 3, 2014

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
Any idea when the next update's happening OmegaGoo?

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
ThirdEmperor hasn't sent me an attack, so no. :(

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

OmegaGoo posted:





:siren: Mystic Mongol, you must advance 1 or 2 spaces. How many would you like to advance?

And we're back! Again.

Man my life is screwy right now.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
Advancing 2. It's a bad situation, I've gotta shed some curses and close some gaps and get some malice.

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

OmegaGoo posted:



Shekhtur gains 3 Malice tokens. She now has 3 Malice.

:siren: Bigup DJ, you may pull Shekhtur up to 1 space. Would you like to pull Shekhtur?

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
I would! And are you sure I get that extra power for the curse I put on Shekhtur? Do those "On Hit" effects resolve simultaneously or what?

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

Bigup DJ posted:

I would! And are you sure I get that extra power for the curse I put on Shekhtur? Do those "On Hit" effects resolve simultaneously or what?

They resolve in whichever order you choose. I'm just assuming you want that extra power, so I'm choosing the order that makes the most sense.

Consider her pulled!

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Beat 10

Shekhtur Lenmorre
9 life
Discard 1: Jugular, Drive
Discard 2: Unleashed, Dash
Finisher: Soul Breaker
Malice: 3
Curses: 1

Lord Cairngort Rexan
11 life
Discard 1: Enervating, Malediction
Discard 2: Vainglorious, Drive
Finisher: Black Eclipse




Shekhtur antes 1 Malice token.









Shekhtur loses 1 priority for her Curse token.

Shekhtur has a priority of 5. Rexan has a priority of 5.

Clash!







Shekhtur has a priority of 3. Rexan has a priority of 9. Rexan is the active player!





Rexan has no power, and thus cannot pull Shekhtur.
Rexan has no range. :crickets:



Rexan advances 3 spaces.







Shekhtur has a range of 1~2. :sweatdrop:



Shekhtur advances 2 spaces.



End Beat 10

OmegaGoo fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jun 7, 2014

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

OmegaGoo posted:

Clash!

:siren: Players! PM me new bases!

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
Ha!

OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!

OmegaGoo posted:



:siren: Bigup DJ, you may move 1, 2 or 3 spaces. Where would you like to move?

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
Yeah, you better run.

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
I move 3 spaces to the right.

Mystic Mongol
Jan 5, 2007

Your life's been thrown in disarray already--I wouldn't want you to feel pressured.


College Slice
Advance 2!

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OmegaGoo
Nov 25, 2011

Mediocrity: the standard of survival!
Beat 11

Shekhtur Lenmorre
9 life
Discard 1: Reaver, Strike
Discard 2: Jugular, Drive
Finisher: Soul Breaker
Malice: 2
Curses: 1

Lord Cairngort Rexan
11 life
Discard 1: Overlord's, Dash
Discard 2: Enervating, Malediction
Finisher: Black Eclipse





Shekhtur antes 1 Malice. She has 1 remaining.







Shekhtur has a priority of 6. Rexan has a priority of 4. Shekhtur is the active player!





Shekhtur's range is 1~2. Grabbed!



Shekhtur gains a Curse. She now has 2.
Shekhtur pushes Rexan 1 space.



Shekhtur's power is 1. Rexan takes 1 damage! Rexan is stunned!
Rexan is at 10.



Shekhtur gains 1 Malice, for a total of 2.



Shekhtur retreats 1 space.





Rexan is stunned!



Shekhtur gains 2 Malice, for a total of 4.
Shekhtur is Unleashed! She has +1 Power next beat.

End Beat 11

OmegaGoo fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jun 8, 2014

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