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Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames



It's that time again. The skies have opened up and the call has been sent out. Some who answer will go on to glory. Others will have to sit their asses down and shut the hell up.

Twelve of the fishiest, funniest and fiercest queens have gathered on the set of RuPaul's Drag Race to showcase their Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent to try for the greatest honor in reality television history. They'll win a variety of makeup products, a beautiful crown and, of course, ONE HUNNED DOLLAS. Unfortunately there is a group of contestants who are trying to ruin the competition - losers from past seasons who hate the very thought of any of these talented ladies winning and want to take down the show from the inside. Will the rest of the queens be able to stop the sabotage without sweating off their makeup? Stay tuned...

~*Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Mafia: A Game of Mafia for 12 Players*~

This is a pretty standard mafia game that may possibly have a few slight twists and turns! There will be day events. There will be shouting. There will be some of you serving fish on a platter and others who come out wearing trash bags with sequence on them (that is spelled correctly in Drag Race lingo btw).

Hosting this game will be the Supermodel of the World, RuDollars! Cohosting this game is my best squirrelfriend, Michelle VivaNovage!


Not cohosting is Santino Rice but I put a bald wig on a coat hanger with a leather jacket hanging from it so it'll be like he's here.

SA rules and standard mafia rules apply: no talking out of thread, no copy-pasting PMs, no toxxing, no editing. Fake actions are okay and fun, unless they are designed to be thought of as real actions (no fake vigging or all that). Unlike my last game you will not get drunk or take drugs and die. We don't do that on Drag Race.

Some specifics:
  • Days will be 72 hours at the start before changing into 48 hours later.
  • Nights will be 24 hours or whenever all actions are submitted.
  • Deadlines will usually be at 10 p.m. EST.
  • Don't lurk like crazy. You'll be warned/replaced/modkilled if you are constantly making less than 5 posts per gameday (barring crazy turbo stuff of course).
  • The thread will be locked after the flip. You can talk post-hammer if you'd like before that happens.

And don't gently caress it up!

Eight Dollars fucked around with this message at 01:10 on May 4, 2014

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Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames



Bring Back... My Girls
  1. 50 pounds of bread
  2. Asiina
  3. Captain Foo
  4. Ernie.
  5. Ixtlilton
  6. kaschei
  7. Murmur Twin
  8. Poque
  9. Power of Pecota
  10. Uradd who is now bowmore
  11. uranus
  12. yuming

A typical vanilla town flip in this game will be something like...
Four Dollars (Tammy Brown), Sickening-Aligned Vanilla Queen sashayed away DX!

Episode Summary
Captain Foo (Mimi Imfirst) Booger Shady Ape sashayed away Episode 1!
Ernie. (Carmen Carrera) Sickening 1-Shot Night Vig was sabotaged Night 1
yuming (Serena Chacha) Booger 3-shot Rolecop sashayed away Episode 2
Ixtlilton (Chad Michaels) Sickening Mason was sabotaged Night 2

Eight Dollars fucked around with this message at 20:10 on May 9, 2014

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



I have presigned up! How can Viva do this to me!

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance


Me!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


i will mafia everything in the face

IN THE FACE

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

The last game of yours was super fun. Hopefully I don't get murdered before I can say anything again!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


I shall be queen of the queens

VivaNova
Sep 12, 2009

The most epic adventure ever undertaken

Ernie. posted:

I have presigned up! How can Viva do this to me!

Come on, not playing this game isn't even an option for you.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

confirmed i got my dancing shoes on

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!



Sign me up, preferably as BenDeLaCreme.

Uradd
Jan 28, 2009



i'll be a drag queen

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


I'd like to play!

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



I will play after Thursday at 9:45 am.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005



I will drag this party down also.

50 pounds of bread
Sep 27, 2006



Me I'm FABULOUS.

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames

That's 12! I'll start sending out your flavor tonight... but why wait? It's time for D0 while I send them off!

Day 0 Event: Hello Hello Hello



Everyone knows you need to make a good first impression, and on this show just walking in and doing a dead drop ain't enough anymore. You've gotta be selling yourself from the start - and that means you can't look like you just lathered yourself in glue and rolled Katamari-style through a Claire's Boutique. This is serious business girl.

So let's talk intro outfits. When you walk into the workroom for the first time you've got to look your best. So what kind of style will you rock to strike the fear of Ru into the competition? It's a first-come-first-serve fight for the style you think you deserve. What you choose will determine your fate in this fierce battle!

The Styles
  • Pretty in Pink Perfection Realness
  • Covert Espionage Femme Fatale Realness
  • Gorgeous Gourmet Realness
  • Hollywood Drunken Afterparty Realness
  • Black and White Couture Realness
  • Sixties Swinging Stewardess Realness
  • Guest Starring on NCIS: Los Angeles Realness
  • Classy Pageant World Peace Realness
  • Post-Apocalyptic Glamazon Realness
  • Eighties Hair Metal Realness
  • Girl Next Door Gone Wild Realness
  • Fresh-Off-the-Runway Covergirl Realness

Happy tucking!

Eight Dollars fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Apr 30, 2014

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

i must have the 80s hair metal. that is so me

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005



drat I only read as far as hair metal and drat uh uh Post-Apocalyptic Glamazon it is!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

I watch too much Top Model, so definitely Runway Covergirl!

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Sixties Swinging Stewardess Realness!!

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?


Edit: Nevermind. Late.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

i am a rockin' gal with hair out to there

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLvJCAKZGc0

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005



uranus posted:

i am a rockin' gal with hair out to there
I'm a fly ferocious lady who is on the prowl.

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!



You know I'm bringing that Guest Starring on NCIS: Los Angeles Realness.

Power of Pecota
Aug 3, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!



Also who besides me has been watching this season?

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance


Pretty in Pink Perfection Realness <<< this one~

Uradd
Jan 28, 2009



Eight Dollars posted:


Hollywood Drunken Afterparty Realness

I'll go with this one, I wish i had made it in time for the hair metal :argh:

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Ernie. posted:

Sixties Swinging Stewardess Realness!!

Ernest!!!!!!!!! I wanted that one!

I'll take Covert Espionage Femme Fatale Realness, that's my second choice.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


I must be Gorgeous Gourmet Realness!

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


Gndgw REAL

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


I'll take Classy Pageant World Peace Realness! Because if there's one word to describe me, it's Classy.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


I think that gives the Couture Realness to 50, huzzah

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames

That it does! I'll start writing/sending out more role PMs whenever pledge slows down today!

50 pounds of bread
Sep 27, 2006



I'm back bitches!

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames

Power of Pecota clean out your inbox pls. Everyone else should have their role. And with that...

EPISODE ONE STARTS NOW!

Four Dollars (Tammy Brown), Sickening-Aligned Vanilla Queen was teleported to Mars N0!

Eight Dollars fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Apr 30, 2014

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (12): 50 pounds of bread, Asiina, Captain Foo, Ernie., Ixtlilton, kaschei, Murmur Twin, Poque, Power of Pecota, Uradd, uranus, yuming

With 12 alive, it's 7 votes to lynch. The current deadline is May 03rd, 2014 at 10 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 3 days, 9 hours.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005



##vote uranus I am still jealous of your 80s hair

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

"Walking Schwindel, smart move."


Confirming. Pecota get your act together girl

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Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Confirming that I am a guy in this game who will be posting more tomorrow.

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