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KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
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Extreme Rules Match: Daniel Bryan(c) vs. Kane for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Evolution vs. Shield
Cage Match: Bray Wyatt vs. John Cena
Intercontinental Title Match: Big E(c) vs. Bad News Barrett
WWE Divas Title Match: Paige(c) vs. Tamina Snuka
Handicap Match: Alexander Rusev vs. R-Truth & Xavier Woods
PPV PreShow - WeeLC Match(?): El Torito vs. Hornswoggle

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- Shield Murdered all the Heels one by one. It ruled. Someone post the Fandango getting put through a table gif.

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- Cena cut a promo in a cage, Bray Wyatt kidnapped a children's choir and made them sing Whole World In His Hands while wearing sheep masks. This made Cena cry.

- Usos defeated Rybaxel in a Tag Title match

- I guess Sheamus squashed Titus O'Neil?

- Dolph Ziggler made Wolverine come out and they talked about that one time Wolverine punched Dolph hard knocking him out. Dolph and Wolverine made up. Then Magneto came out and Wolverine some how kicked his rear end with a hiptoss.

- Paul Heyman is not a good stand up comedian. He also hates beards. Cesaro pinned Swagger off a german suplex.

- Zeb tried getting RVD to join the Real Americans because Swagger had some good weed to offer. RVD grows his own so he passed off their offer.

- 3MB defeated Los Matadores when SLATER PICKED UP THE WIN? Jinder Mahal got both his anus and balls destroyed by small men. Swoggle dived and ate poo poo. Torito then dived on all 3MB. we getting a small man TLC match i guess

- Steph McMahon is full of crap, so says Bryan, who is in a neck brace. Steph gives Brie Bella a Divas title match. Kane breaks through the ring and tries kidnapping Brie. Bryan hits Kane with a wrench but Kane murders him with a chokeslam and then gives up on chasing Brie. Brie calls Steph a bitch.

- Bad News Wade Barrett is a diaper fetishist because he was wearing them in his teens when watching the Attitude Era. Barrett then beat RVD in the Intercontinental title finals after Swagger and Cesaro tried running in. Swagger, Cesaro, and RVD fought after the match with RVD standing tall. Good push and team break up imo

- John Cena is going to buy Bray a donkey and then beat up bray and his donkey.

- Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns didnt start until like 11:10 or something because Ric Flair had to stagger out, put over the four horsemen and Evolution then turn on them and ally with Shield. Then that match ended in a DQ because Evolution and shield had to fight to end Raw.

- I might have missed something sorry i got like 6 puppies to take care of now and they are super cute and i was petting a feeding them sometimes

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ijii
Mar 17, 2007
I'M APPARENTLY GAY AND MY POSTING SUCKS.
Very weird and theatrical raw today

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Holy gently caress did you see Kane eat that wrench? Also Sandow owns.

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

KungFu Grip posted:

- I might have missed something sorry i got like 6 puppies to take care of now and they are super cute and i was petting a feeding them sometimes


Most important part of OP here, needs pics pls.

edit: VVVVV Ok, I'm wrong, this is the most important thing on this page VVVVV

Memento fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Apr 29, 2014

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

This raw made me laugh a whole lot. Wrestling is dumb and also cool

Matlock
Sep 12, 2004

Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755
I am so glad that Triple H has finally delivered on his I HAD GANGS promo.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Weird, weird Raw. Didn't like it all that much.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

welcome back kfg

you've still got it

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Memento posted:

Most important part of OP here, needs pics pls.

edit: VVVVV Ok, I'm wrong, this is the most important thing on this page VVVVV

oh okay you dont get any pictures then jerk :mad:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
wait what where did that other post come from

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
That Raw was worth it just for the opening segment. In a vacuum, that might be among the dirtiest pool I've ever seen a heel do.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Daniel Bryan posted:

Weird, weird Raw. Didn't like it all that much.

On paper, it was pretty bad, but for some reason I found it largely entertaining

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
Why didn't Wolverine punch anyone in the mouth?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Daniel Bryan posted:

Weird, weird Raw. Didn't like it all that much.

Raw was very cartoony from top to bottom so I can understand why it might be divisive

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Crowd: Knock him out!

Sandow: Don't tell me what to do. I AM MAGNETO!

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

DeathChicken posted:

Crowd: Knock him out!

Sandow: Don't tell me what to do. I AM MAGNETO!

I was disappointed that the segment didn't involve Sandow trying to hit someone with an oversized horseshoe magnet.

I hope he gets a push out of all this.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I loved Raw, Extreme Rules is going to own. My only concern is if they're gonna rush the split of The Shield for Roman's push. Let them all be faces and let Rollins and Ambrose feud with Dave and Orton please.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Wikipedia knows the real Main Event!

KungFu Grip fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Apr 29, 2014

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I just watched that opening segment and that was legit one of the coolest segments wwe has done in a long time. Great visual.

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

KungFu Grip posted:

Wikipedia knows the real Main Event!


Impressed that "WeeLC match" is already linked to a Wikipedia article.

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

I hope WeeLC is a standard TLC match, except using child-sized props.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Luneshot posted:

I hope WeeLC is a standard TLC match, except using child-sized props.

The inverse of Big Show's megachair. Have this match include a tiny folding stepping stool.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Luneshot posted:

I hope WeeLC is a standard TLC match, except using child-sized props.

Hopefully it will feed my desire to see someone go through a table made out of Legos.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

The_Rob posted:

Hopefully it will feed my desire to see someone go through a table made out of Legos.

That would be so brutal. poo poo, I'd rather go through a normal table.

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

KungFu Grip posted:

Wikipedia knows the real Main Event!


I'm glad we get extreme stips such as 2 vs 1 and 6 man tag

RBX
Jan 2, 2011


"This is not a joke." :reject:

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
WWE Discussion is Mike Lient.

The thing I'm invested in at the moment is Wade -- I can't believe the push he's gotten (well earned) and I hope he can build the IC title as worthy. Before you laugh, these non-main titles rely on a simple concept: give them to a person who can sell how important they are, and let that person have good solid regular defenses. It's not rocket science, and WWE's coffers overflow with credible mid card opponents that can make an IC title run matter. This tournament alone did a decent job of selling that a title other than the world championship may slightly matter.

I also liked when Wolverine hip tossed Magneto b/c he has bone claws now so magnetic powers don't work anymore.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Fauxhawk Express posted:

That would be so brutal. poo poo, I'd rather go through a normal table.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLA9OcGdYe4

Korak
Nov 29, 2007
TV FACIST
So it seems like Flair was legit drunk and he was escorted out quickly when he got out of the ring. Feels sad how he had to get liquored up to go out there for a promo.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Heath Slater and Wade Barrett won their matches.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Back off, Old Spice. :colbert:

Gonz posted:

The inverse of Big Show's megachair. Have this match include a tiny folding stepping stool.

Big Show has used a giant ladder and a giant chair in TLC matches, and I'm disappointed he hasn't used a banquet table yet.

sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Apr 29, 2014

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Korak posted:

So it seems like Flair was legit drunk and he was escorted out quickly when he got out of the ring. Feels sad how he had to get liquored up to go out there for a promo.

He has to get drunk to put his shoes on. He's an addict and HHH needs to keep him off shows period, despite nostalgia and hero worship.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Basically every one of the three main feuds feel like holdover feuds to me and I don't like that very much.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
Nap Ghost
Even Hunter had his shoulders stooped like "Hm. This is...poo poo, sad. I regret this."

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Flair is self-destructive to the point he'll need DDP Yoga to bail him out.

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman
So, what's next for Bryan and Cena after this? I really can't think of anyone else those 2 can feud except for Cesaro and each other.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Korak posted:

So it seems like Flair was legit drunk and he was escorted out quickly when he got out of the ring. Feels sad how he had to get liquored up to go out there for a promo.

Ric Flair needs some DDP Yoga. He needs some goddamn therapy of SOME kind. Between his living of his gimmick finally crashing down on him so hard in the last decade, his inability to recognize it making it worse (which is why he has four ex-wives and four alimony payments now instead of two), and then life throwing in the absolutely horrendous gently caress you cruelty of his sins indirectly killing his son (Okay, yes, Reid was an adult and he made his own decisions, and nothing takes away from the tragedy of what Ric Flair has endured, but if you don't think Ric's endless partying didn't play some role in Reid's choices on how he lived and enjoyed himself, except he decided to use drugs to his final detriment, then I don't know what to tell you), he needs to get off the drat road and face his demons instead of drinking them away every day in a desperate attempt to numb the pain.

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Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion


I could never be a wrestler :gonk:

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