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It's not Retard Week or anything, it's just the one guy. What in the world.
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I've been watching this and Lincoln is not exaggerating.
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Apr 30, 2014 23:41
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Vanna White may not be a Rhodes Scholar but to call her a retard is just uncalled for. Oh nevermind, yup its a tard.
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Apr 30, 2014 23:42
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Oh my God he requested a letter without spinning again. And he asked for an A, which you have to buy.
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Apr 30, 2014 23:43
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Flipped it over to Wheel of Fortune. Was not disappointed.
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Apr 30, 2014 23:45
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A tard week on Jeopardy would be the greatest thing ever. Man that kid is fascinated by the wheel WonderfulWino fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Apr 30, 2014 |
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Apr 30, 2014 23:47
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He lost 
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Apr 30, 2014 23:51
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bankrupt ohhhh noooooooooooooo / 
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Apr 30, 2014 23:54
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The lady that won has to be like, thank God I didn't lose to the retarded kid. On the other hand, she beat a retarded kid in Wheel of Fortune. Real fuckin neato.
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Apr 30, 2014 23:54
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winning against a retard is a no win situation
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Apr 30, 2014 23:54
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Lincoln posted:The lady that won has to be like, thank God I didn't lose to the retarded kid. On the other hand, she beat a retarded kid in Wheel of Fortune. Real fuckin neato. on the other hand she couldnt get a 3 small word final puzzle with half the letters solved lol the retard prob would have
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Apr 30, 2014 23:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx3x4h8BHG0
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May 1, 2014 01:20
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It's as magnificent as I hoped.
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May 1, 2014 01:25
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Does the government give retards free bowl cuts or are they like "I'm retarded, might as well embrace it."
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May 1, 2014 01:25
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zVxTeflon posted:on the other hand she couldnt get a 3 small word final puzzle with half the letters solved lol the retard prob would have on the other other hand it's wheel of fortune. most of the contestants couldnt get a 3 small word final puzzle with half the letters solved
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May 1, 2014 01:27
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Irish Joe posted:Does the government give retards free bowl cuts or are they like "I'm retarded, might as well embrace it." Sadly, it's the only Medicaid-approved haircut. Honestly, at first I thought this was an old topic talking about the guy a little while back during College Week who couldn't do anything right. He had a whole puzzle spelled out but hosed up because he didn't know how to pronounce Achilles. "Atch-i-less?"
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May 1, 2014 02:22
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SpaceAceJase posted:It's as magnificent as I hoped. Irish Joe posted:Does the government give retards free bowl cuts or are they like "I'm retarded, might as well embrace it." It's much more  than I was expecting.
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May 1, 2014 03:21
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I thought I would feel bad for making fun of this, but somehow I feel bad even just watching it. Somehow it feels cruel to even let him go on television. It's like the show is trying as hard as it can not to make fun of him but he's just not making it easy for them, is he? I mean I know he'll never realize how he looked but even so. I thought I was watching South Park.
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May 1, 2014 04:12
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I wanted to be able to watch this without laughing, but I couldn't get past 0:57 of that video without cracking up.
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May 1, 2014 04:16
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CREAM CHEESE COFFEE CAKE
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May 1, 2014 05:19
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Chickenfrogman posted:I wanted to be able to watch this without laughing, but I couldn't get past 0:57 of that video without cracking up. I was giving it everything I had and then MEGGAAAAAAWORRRDDD and I was dead
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May 1, 2014 05:21
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Lincoln posted:Oh my God he requested a letter without spinning again. And he asked for an A, which you have to buy. That's how it works. You don't spin when you're buying a vowel. I mean, i guess if you want you can fault him for not prefacing it with "I'd like to buy a vowel", but he's obviously got no time for that poo poo. EDIT: For some reason I have a very vivid memory of watching Wheel of Fortune when I was a kid in the late 80's. There was a retard on that week, but he was more of a Forrest Gump type, except more animated, upbeat, and happy than Gump. I think it was a tall bald guy. He also won like at least 3 days in a row, and since I was a young kid and not the cynical bastard that I am now, I remember really rooting for the guy and feeling very when he won.
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OldSenileGuy posted:That's how it works. You don't spin when you're buying a vowel. I mean, i guess if you want you can fault him for not prefacing it with "I'd like to buy a vowel", but he's obviously got no time for that poo poo. This is true. Perhaps we are the real retards.
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May 1, 2014 05:29
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Ravane posted:This is true. Perhaps we are the real retards. Perhaps? 
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May 1, 2014 05:32
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Well of course he solved the puzzle with the word "cake" in it.
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May 1, 2014 05:40
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It annoys me that he's got such pristine Bieber-like hair. If my hair could do that, I'd literally be a walking god.
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May 1, 2014 05:47
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Ravane posted:It annoys me that he's got such pristine Bieber-like hair. If my hair could do that, I'd literally be a walking god. I know retards are people with thoughts and feelings and human dignity but I kind of just want to pet his hair. It looks so soft.
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May 1, 2014 06:05
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This was like a gift from heaven.
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May 1, 2014 06:12
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May 1, 2014 06:19
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Clicking on the TV IV link, scrolling down to see this. and then reading the posts made me laugh so hard I cried.
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May 1, 2014 07:02
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His "Spinning, Yeah!" catchphrase sounds like a high-pitched Randy Savage.
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May 1, 2014 07:25
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He's living his dream. 
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I think it's kind of special.
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May 1, 2014 07:43
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Kid owned the poo poo out of the two Joannas in the clip, too bad he didn't win in the end.
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Ravane posted:It annoys me that he's got such pristine Bieber-like hair. If my hair could do that, I'd literally be a walking god. Maybe it's a helmet made to look like hair like on Flight of the Conchords e: quote:I decided to be a contestant because I have been a fan of the show since I was at least two years of age. I love the show and wanted to be part of its history. I thought I would do a great job at solving puzzles. http://www.wheeloffortune.com/contestants?c=trentong290014 Truther Vandross fucked around with this message at 12:05 on May 1, 2014 |
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May 1, 2014 10:58
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Trentong sounds like an unPC term for retard.
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May 1, 2014 12:19
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But I have never been on the show?!?
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May 1, 2014 12:41
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Still not as bad as the college students last week or so CATEGORY: PHRASE "KEEP YOUR NOSE TO THE _RIN_STONE" "M!"I, too, was shocked the answer was not "keep your nose to the mrinmstone"
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winvirus posted:Still not as bad as the college students last week or so I feel this word is grindstone, but what the hell is a grindstone and why would you keep your nose to it (unless free plastic surgery).
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