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WonderfulWino posted:A tard week on Jeopardy would be the greatest thing ever. Not a whole week, but.... 
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Holy poo poo I wish I enjoyed anything as much as this guy enjoys being on Wheel of Fortune. "SPINNING! YEAH! OH! OH! OHHHOOOH! They should have sent a poet.
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May 1, 2014 15:07
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Was I the only one suprprised by his seemling lack of retard strength? I was expecting a crazy overspin, but his spins all seemed pretty weak.
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May 1, 2014 15:22
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JakeP posted:Was I the only one suprprised by his seemling lack of retard strength? I was expecting a crazy overspin, but his spins all seemed pretty weak. I think you need more sleep Jake. Also, he's got Down's Syndrome, not Broca's aphasia. It doesn't let him become a hulk like Hodor. Hodor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CJWo5TDHLE Ravane fucked around with this message at 17:44 on May 1, 2014 |
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May 1, 2014 17:42
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Is he actually retarded or just autistic? The latter seems more likely, but he's just so Down's-y.Ravane posted:I feel this word is grindstone, but what the hell is a grindstone and why would you keep your nose to it (unless free plastic surgery). quote:HELLO MY NAME IS CLUELESS THE CLOWN Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 20:03 on May 1, 2014 |
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May 1, 2014 20:01
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Is he actually retarded or just autistic? The latter seems more likely, but he's just so Down's-y. He actually does fit the physical features of Down's syndrome: upward slanted eyes, large forehead, poor vision. He's clearly mentally incapacitated, and he fits the Down's profile much better than an autistic profile. Also, I enjoy my new nickname. 
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May 1, 2014 20:16
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Is he actually retarded or just autistic? The latter seems more likely, but he's just so Down's-y. GMA said he has had 9 brain surgeries and has Tourettes and aspergers.
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May 1, 2014 20:32
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Otisburg posted:Holy poo poo I wish I enjoyed anything as much as this guy enjoys being on Wheel of Fortune. He sounded a tad like Morty from Rick and Morty when he did that.
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May 1, 2014 20:35
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Hey, I'm laughing WITH him, not AT him. This is probably the most attention Wheel of Fortune has gotten in decades.
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May 2, 2014 03:34
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quote:My best advice to future contestants is to relax and have a good time. It is a lot of fun, whether you win big or not. That is my number one guarantee. He sounds like a really cool dude, honestly And he probably had the time of his life, so good for him.
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May 2, 2014 04:01
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This is amazing and I want to see more of this. Did he win in the end?
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May 2, 2014 10:33
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:on the other other hand it's wheel of fortune. most of the contestants couldnt get a 3 small word final puzzle with half the letters solved I think it was just the other day that someone hosed up solving the puzzle with all the letters revealed. e: yeah, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTlp7e4xEis Somehow the other two players managed to be so much worse that he still got to the bonus round. raditts fucked around with this message at 13:53 on May 2, 2014 |
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May 2, 2014 13:49
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raditts posted:I think it was just the other day that someone hosed up solving the puzzle with all the letters revealed. Did he say "On the Spot Die Spin?" I can get that he didn't get "The World's Fastest Man" because "car" could easily take that place. But does Indiana University just produce idiots? He didn't even know how to pronounce Achilles! I'd dread to see him on Jeopardy.
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May 2, 2014 15:31
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Ravane posted:I can get that he didn't get "The World's Fastest Man" because "car" could easily take that place. Well, R was already revealed so it couldn't have been "car". Same with "cat".
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May 2, 2014 15:51
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wa27 posted:Well, R was already revealed so it couldn't have been "car". Same with "cat". Oh right, I forgot about that. Also it says "person" at the bottom, can they see that? If so, this man is really stupid.
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May 2, 2014 15:56
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raditts posted:I think it was just the other day that someone hosed up solving the puzzle with all the letters revealed. That's the guy I thought this thread was about. Man, what a moron. In related news, a month or so ago, there was a guy on Jeopardy without eyes. It was horrifying. He didn't have glasses or anything, just dark pits of nothingness, staring into the camera.
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May 2, 2014 16:28
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Ravane posted:Oh right, I forgot about that. Also it says "person" at the bottom, can they see that? If so, this man is really stupid. WORLDS FASTEST DAD
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May 2, 2014 16:38
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raditts posted:Somehow the other two players managed to be so much worse that he still got to the bonus round. There have been times when all three players couldn't solve it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhJM3SrR1pA
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May 2, 2014 18:00
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:There have been times when all three players couldn't solve it. Seems like they were pronouncing it right, but Sajak was just being a dick.
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May 2, 2014 18:13
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Ravane posted:Seems like they were pronouncing it right, but Sajak was just being a dick. Yeah, sounded to me like the guy on the right pronounced it right like a minute in, then everyone else was trying something besides that because what the gently caress else could it be?
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May 2, 2014 21:01
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This thread led me to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el0rQgN-Lrc
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May 2, 2014 21:52
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CaptainHollywood posted:This thread led me to this: The look on Bob's face when the "exact bid" bell goes off is awesome.
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May 2, 2014 22:02
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This is still the biggest Wheel of Fortune tard.
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May 2, 2014 22:18
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:This is still the biggest Wheel of Fortune tard. Wah-and
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May 2, 2014 22:38
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I'm sure you could find these all day long: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3xLpWYgh4 Which rad witch? The wicked witch!
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May 2, 2014 22:48
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Otisburg posted:Holy poo poo I wish I enjoyed anything as much as this guy enjoys being on Wheel of Fortune. precision posted:Hey, I'm laughing WITH him, not AT him. Agreed. How can there be any ridicule for such pure, unadulterated joy? I'm so drat happy for this guy. raditts posted:I think it was just the other day that someone hosed up solving the puzzle with all the letters revealed. Meanwhile, THIS? This is a loving retard on Wheel of Fortune. Good game, college boy.
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May 2, 2014 22:49
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Jamesman posted:How can there be any ridicule for such pure, unadulterated joy? I'm so drat happy for this guy. It is just an instinctual reaction on my part. I can't help but cringe at that guy on national television, and I immediately feel terrible not just for wanting to laugh, but knowing that a million other people are laughing their asses off. And then I see the comments with such nice, sincere people ("Great job buddy!" "Way to live your life!" "I'm so drat happy for this guy.") and I feel even worse about myself because I literally can't imagine how you guys are able to honestly react that way. Phenotype fucked around with this message at 23:24 on May 2, 2014 |
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May 2, 2014 23:20
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Phenotype posted:=And then I see the comments with such nice, sincere people ("Great job buddy!" "Way to live your life!" "I'm so drat happy for this guy.") and I feel even worse about myself because I literally can't imagine how you guys are able to honestly react that way. You think anyone is reacting honestly? I feel like only the assholes are.
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Ravane posted:You think anyone is reacting honestly? I feel like only the assholes are. Being honest and being condescending are not the same thing. It's how you say it that matters. Yeah, there are people who have to get all "Way to go, champ!" when someone with a mental handicap does anything at all, and that's rear end in a top hat-ish. If they disregard his disability and just say that he looked happy being up there, they're just making an observation. That's not rear end in a top hat-ish.
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May 3, 2014 01:56
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Ravane posted:You think anyone is reacting honestly? I feel like only the assholes are. "God bless his heart. Thank you for posting this. What an uplifting and happy 4 minutes." "What a great kid! God bless him" - from a Jesus avatar. "I loved watching this! What a beautifully happy spirited person  " - mother holding a baby selfie"This is exactly what I needed today! His uplifting spirit made me smile!" I could swear before Reddit got hold of it there were a few like that from older people with old people selfies who would have no idea of internet irony, too. I wish I could be that, I dunno, positive? Non-cynical? Maybe the internet just makes us assholes.
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King Vidiot posted:Being honest and being condescending are not the same thing. It's how you say it that matters. Yeah, there are people who have to get all "Way to go, champ!" when someone with a mental handicap does anything at all, and that's rear end in a top hat-ish. If they disregard his disability and just say that he looked happy being up there, they're just making an observation. That's not rear end in a top hat-ish. I'm proud of the guy, sure. But that's after laughing my rear end off. I guarantee you that most of the people saying positive stuff, unless they're old ladies or super religious, have probably laughed their asses off too but just don't want to seem like assholes. So they post something positive.  Awww. Edit: Here's the full episode - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FR6hzfhkkU Ravane fucked around with this message at 03:01 on May 3, 2014 |
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Yeah, I mean I never said I didn't immediately laugh my rear end off, especially since it was so surreal and Pat Sajak was there acting like nothing was out of the ordinary.
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Ravane posted:I'm proud of the guy, sure. But that's after laughing my rear end off. I guarantee you that most of the people saying positive stuff, unless they're old ladies or super religious, have probably laughed their asses off too but just don't want to seem like assholes. So they post something positive. Dude's done more with his life than I have and I have complete control of my faculties! I don't even have an excuse for my half-assing literally everything I've ever done
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Sash! posted:Dude's done more with his life than I have and I have complete control of my faculties! I don't even have an excuse for my half-assing literally everything I've ever done What are you talking about? He spent his life either in brain surgery or watching wheel of fortune. The only way you could do less than him is if you had locked-in syndrome and spent your life watching only wheel of fortune.
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May 3, 2014 04:28
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Ravane posted:What are you talking about? He spent his life either in brain surgery or watching wheel of fortune. The only way you could do less than him is if you had locked-in syndrome and spent your life watching only wheel of fortune. Sash is posting from an iron lung. Please don't draw attention to it.
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May 3, 2014 18:38
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A non-literal retard was on Family Feud the other day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT7-k_PLKh8&t=92s
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May 8, 2014 03:48
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CaptainHollywood posted:A non-literal retard was on Family Feud the other day. This happens all the time when the first person gets all the number one answers. Family Feud is a treasure trove for dumbass mush-mouthed weirdos though, and Steve Harvey always tears into them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWXK2de97Xo
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I just watched this and it was great. I got 'cream cheese' and could not guess the rest. When he said "CREAM CHEESE COFFEE CAKE" I thought: what the everloving gently caress is a cream cheese coffee cake? I've never heard of such a thing. It's like saying, uh, "spotted dick and ham" to my mind. Is CCCC a thing that gets sold and made and people swap recipes for it and stuff?
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redreader posted:I just watched this and it was great. I got 'cream cheese' and could not guess the rest. When he said "CREAM CHEESE COFFEE CAKE" I thought: what the everloving gently caress is a cream cheese coffee cake? I've never heard of such a thing. It's like saying, uh, "spotted dick and ham" to my mind. Is CCCC a thing that gets sold and made and people swap recipes for it and stuff? I know they sell it at my local grocer's so it's a thing.
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:This happens all the time when the first person gets all the number one answers. Family Feud is a treasure trove for dumbass mush-mouthed weirdos though, and Steve Harvey always tears into them. The best part of that "PORK LWWWRHHHN" girl is when she realizes he can't understand her, she tries to spell it and shouts "PORK LWWWRHHHN, L-I-O-N". A pork lion.
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