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DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
Previous thread - http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3621292

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This month, the UFC returns to the greatest state in the US, Ohio, and brings along one of the most exciting fighters in the UFC right now in Matt Brown. We also have DC vs Hendo, Barao vs Dillashaw, Jake Ellenberger vs Lawler, and JDS vs Stipe Miocic so this month isn't really too bad.


Important champions -


Heavyweight Champion Cain Velasquez


Light Heavyweight Champion Jon "Bones" Jones


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion Johny "Bigg Rigg" Hendricks


Lightweight Champion Anthony "Showtime" Pettis


Featherweight Champion Jose "Scarface" Aldo


Bantamweight Champion Renan Barão


Flyweight Champion Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson


Women's Bantamweight Champion "Rowdy" Ronda Rousey

Upcoming Events:
UFC Fight Night 40 - May 10
UFC 173 - May 24
UFC Fight Night 41 - May 31
TUF Brazil 3 Finale - May 31


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http://www.mmabuzzsaw.com/
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http://www.mmapayout.com
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Yahoo! Sports MMA
http://www.mmaweekly.com
http://www.mmamania.com
http://www.mmarated.com
http://www.cagepotato.com/
http://www.f4wonline.com/

Other news:
http://www.sherdog.com
http://www.bloodyelbow.com

Related threads:
Best/Worst of 2014
Ask/Tell me about Martial Arts
Bellator
Goonweight Grand Prix
Boxing training thread
Combat sports Q&A
Grappling thread


Other:
Sherdog Fight Finder
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MMA Fantasy league(join SA Goons)
MMA IRC chat room at #mma on SynIRC.net
Welcome to MMA, here's the history of the sport
Comparison of MMA betting lines
Understanding Sports Betting
Cool UFC galleries
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LobsterMobster's MMA blog
BeanFried's MMA blog

Lord Of Space posted:

my good god if mma could land a proper NYC venue I will eat a hat

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-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
The Berlin card is a special kind of awful.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

-Atom- posted:

The Berlin card is a special kind of awful.

It's true. It's not often you see a TUF Brazil Finale completely overshadow another card.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
more op link suggestions...

related threads: B-league thread
other: Fight Matrix

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

-Atom- posted:

The Berlin card is a special kind of awful.

The prelims are lol are but the top 4 fights aren't bad. Mousasi vs Munoz should actually be the most competitive Fight Pass main event yet. And at least UFC had the decency to follow it up with a JDS fight later that day.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I don't know who the hell Alexander Yakovlev is but accepting a fight with Demian Maia in your UFC debut is some gangster poo poo and I look forward to seeing his unconscious body featured during a Face The Pain highlight reel segment.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

-Atom- posted:

The Berlin card is a special kind of awful.

Ogle/Blanco sounds like it could be a co-main for a lovely regional circuit.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i really like mousasi / munoz and honestly after his debut against honey yahya i have more than a passing interest in tom niinimaki. that was a sick grapple fight.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6uJctH7C5s

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

lol

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I think my favorite is the one against Rampage, he doesn't even try to hide that one.

MacDeuce
Oct 23, 2010

hahahaha what a piece of poo poo

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




God drat that's majestic.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

DumbWhiteGuy posted:


Middleweight Champion Chris "The All-American" Weidman


Welterweight Champion Johny "Bigg Rigg" Hendricks

So bizarre to see a change in this segment of the champions block.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/4/30/5669424/martin-kampmann-being-considered-for-head-coaching-gig-with-team

TAM is considering Kampmann as the new head coach. I hope he gets it, I always had a soft spot for the danish guy and want him to have a happy bro family.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dangersim posted:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/4/30/5669424/martin-kampmann-being-considered-for-head-coaching-gig-with-team

TAM is considering Kampmann as the new head coach. I hope he gets it, I always had a soft spot for the danish guy and want him to have a happy bro family.

40% chance TAM thinks he's from Amsterdam and can get good weed

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I think my favorite is the one against Rampage, he doesn't even try to hide that one.

Why would he? Rosenthal didn't seem to mind.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
couldn't an mma website request an interview with the ref assigned to do Gustafsson/Jones II and casually ask him, "so those finger pokes Jones does in every fight are weird, huh?"

it might plant a seed in the ref's mind to do something about it.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Dangersim posted:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2014/4/30/5669424/martin-kampmann-being-considered-for-head-coaching-gig-with-team

TAM is considering Kampmann as the new head coach. I hope he gets it, I always had a soft spot for the danish guy and want him to have a happy bro family.

Kampmann would still fight though right?

TimeWaster
Nov 1, 2011
You may like this response from him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSLL2HCMSXU

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Greg Savage from Sherdog said he's been hearing some rumblings of Andy Silva vs. Nick Diaz towards the end of the year.

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.

-Atom- posted:

Greg Savage from Sherdog said he's been hearing some rumblings of Andy Silva vs. Nick Diaz towards the end of the year.

Oh please god in heaven, I've never asked for anything..

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
what an absolutely dumb fight that would be, but whatever, I guess nobody else at 185 makes sense for Silva and GSP is out.

to be honest it sets a bad standard for UFC when this moron can complain & trash the company for two years straight and get a GSP title fight and an Anderson Silva super fight out of it. Wait that's impressive so nevermind, good for Diaz.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011


Which goon made this?

Bell the Cat
Apr 5, 2004

Dirty pool old man. I like it.

Bubba Smith posted:

what an absolutely dumb fight that would be, but whatever, I guess nobody else at 185 makes sense for Silva and GSP is out.

to be honest it sets a bad standard for UFC when this moron can complain & trash the company for two years straight and get a GSP title fight and an Anderson Silva super fight out of it. Wait that's impressive so nevermind, good for Diaz.

All logic leads to this being an awesome fight. Lord knows I've had my disagreements with the management at UFC in the past. I could call out as an example the Kimbo marketing schtick. That said, I'm comfortable with the UFC lying in that fuzzy grey area between boxing's byzantine organizational nightmare and pro wrestling's promotional farce. At least it shows that the UFC occasionally gives a gently caress about what fans want.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
I like seeing Nick Diaz lose so I'm totally game for the absurd matchmaking.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

It will be cool when refs maybe start doing their jobs

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

henkman posted:

It will be cool when refs maybe start doing their jobs
Between Herb Dean, John McCarthy, Josh Rosenthal, and Dan Miragliotta, the least respected of these as a ref (Dan) was the one who most put Jones in his place.

The state of MMA reffing.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I hope not. I'm tired of Nick Diaz being in relevant fights so I'm kinda against it, but whatever, I'm outvoted. After he loses to Silva maybe he should fight Velasquez, the fans would probably want to see that too.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
So who does Diaz get after Anderson? Jones? Cain?

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Bubba Smith posted:

what an absolutely dumb fight that would be, but whatever, I guess nobody else at 185 makes sense for Silva and GSP is out.

to be honest it sets a bad standard for UFC when this moron can complain & trash the company for two years straight and get a GSP title fight and an Anderson Silva super fight out of it. Wait that's impressive so nevermind, good for Diaz.

I want to see it. Im not so sure who I think will win it

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Bundt Cake posted:

I want to see it. Im not so sure who I think will win it

Exactly how broken do you think Anderson Silva is?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Jack of Hearts posted:

Exactly how broken do you think Anderson Silva is?

Probably very. Whether Diaz would actually win is pretty unlikely but I think the Tim Kennedy's of the world will actually present viable, competitive matchups for Anderson when previously that would have been absurd. The guy is a 40-year-old reflex-based fighter with poor takedown defense and competent but unremarkable grappling whose chin and footwork are likely after the door following a big knockout loss, a knockdown with some hard follow-up shots and a bad leg break. Let's not assume he's going to come back good as ever.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

Bluedeanie posted:

Probably very. Whether Diaz would actually win is pretty unlikely but I think the Tim Kennedy's of the world will actually present viable, competitive matchups for Anderson when previously that would have been absurd. The guy is a 40-year-old reflex-based fighter with poor takedown defense and competent but unremarkable grappling whose chin and footwork are likely after the door following a big knockout loss, a knockdown with some hard follow-up shots and a bad leg break. Let's not assume he's going to come back good as ever.

The correct answer is "we have no idea"

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Bundt Cake posted:

I want to see it. Im not so sure who I think will win it

I'd want to see it like I want to see Nick Diaz vs anybody, but that fight is weird as heck. A year ago when Diaz wanted this match Dana publicly said it was a dumb fight, but that was when GSP vs Silva was still possible. UFC wants to get one "superfight" out of Anderson Silva before he retires so this will have to do.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Dangersim posted:

The correct answer is "we have no idea"

Obviously no, we won't know for sure how he'll look until he's back in the cage. But based on his age, his style and the sheer amount and type of damage he has taken in his last two fights, all signs point to a diminished fighter.

My opinion ranks about a 3.7 on the patented Willie Dee Bravery Scale

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011

MassRafTer posted:

So who does Diaz get after Anderson? Jones? Cain?

I like the way you think.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
I really hope Silva/Diaz happens because there is no result that could not be hilarious and/or amazing.

e: also TKZ is probably coming back August/September and wants Lamas, who wants to fight sooner against Poirier or Bermudez, while Bermudez wouldn't mind fighting TKZ.

all of these fights own

Actually you could match up just about anyone in the top 15 of the featherweight division and it would own except for Clay Guida.

Lloyd Boner fucked around with this message at 07:32 on May 1, 2014

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Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Jack of Hearts posted:

Exactly how broken do you think Anderson Silva is?

I dont know. I wonder what kind of wheels hes going to have

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