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ugh its Troika
May 2, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Rekinom posted:

i personally know the guy they interviewed. i'll just say that any general that decides to ground an F-16 squadron and keep tops and blue around should probably be fired



So so the last...what, 3 chiefs of staff? Yeah I'm ok with that.

xaarman
Mar 12, 2003

IRONKNUCKLE PERMABANNED! READ HERE
Definitely shouldn't be posting this:

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ac9kui/inside-amy-schumer-a-very-realistic-military-game

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Aside from freezing at 2:22, this is loving awesome.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
No one is forced to go to Tops in Blue except all the people forced to go.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




Amy Schumer has been knocking it out of the park lately, imo.

zombieswithblenders
Nov 21, 2008
Minots like the best freaking place ever. God I love my life.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum

Holy poo poo, I need to show this the next time we have a SAPR day.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

zombieswithblenders posted:

Minots like the best freaking place ever. God I love my life.

He says, in May.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Welp, my work door is infested with Hornets. Thanks Obama

Cenen
Apr 7, 2011
Holy poo poo get on ADLS and do the fire extinguisher V. 2 training. My favorite part was when I clipped into some invisible wall and got stuck to the fire for like 30 seconds and only went down to half health.

Rythe
Jan 21, 2011

Cojawfee posted:

No one is forced to go to Tops in Blue except all the people forced to go.

We bribe all the AiTs with a day off of PT to go to Tops and Blues.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Cenen posted:

Holy poo poo get on ADLS and do the fire extinguisher V. 2 training. My favorite part was when I clipped into some invisible wall and got stuck to the fire for like 30 seconds and only went down to half health.

No that's cool man glad you had fun though

zombieswithblenders
Nov 21, 2008

iyaayas01 posted:

He says, in May.

Hey man, its snowed three times since i've been here. I think I know what im talking about.

But really Minot is as bad as they say.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

KirbyKhan posted:

Welp, my work door is infested with Hornets. Thanks Obama

Find a coworker you hate and smear honey on his poo poo. Make lemons with lemonade man.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Is that CBT about deployment rape still around? You know the one with the OK looking SrA girl who gets raped over orange pop?

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

holocaust bloopers posted:

Is that CBT about deployment rape still around? You know the one with the OK looking SrA girl who gets raped over orange pop?

By the MSgt? In the med unit?

I probably would've done the brunette friend.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Spent the day fishing instead of at work. Started drinking at 8 am. gently caress the Air Force. 18 months left :smith:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

iyaayas01 posted:

By the MSgt? In the med unit?

I probably would've done the brunette friend.

Yea that one. Was it the blonde girl who got raped? Yea. Her friend was the alright looking brunette. All this over orange pop.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

holocaust bloopers posted:

Yea that one. Was it the blonde girl who got raped? Yea. Her friend was the alright looking brunette. All this over orange pop.

Blond girl got raped, IIRC there's a great bit where it's strongly implied that he forces her to go down on him, and then in the next scene she very obviously is wiping her mouth.

Oneday for Life
Feb 2, 2004
Shoe. Explode?!
Hooray for SAPR down days. Extra nap times

xaarman
Mar 12, 2003

IRONKNUCKLE PERMABANNED! READ HERE

Oneday for Life posted:

Hooray for SAPR down days. Extra nap times

Could be worse. You could have to teach it.

genderstomper58
Jan 10, 2005

by XyloJW

A Kpro posted:

Spent the day fishing instead of at work. Started drinking at 8 am. gently caress the Air Force. 18 months left :smith:

This isnt quite as good as the guy mad about the air force while tdy in Paris heh

Cenen
Apr 7, 2011

iyaayas01 posted:

Blond girl got raped, IIRC there's a great bit where it's strongly implied that he forces her to go down on him, and then in the next scene she very obviously is wiping her mouth.

I had to watch that video for pre-deployment and my NCOIC walked in right when the blonde chick started kneeling and NCOIC started freaking out on me before she figured it was a training video and some Major saves the day.

Edit: Who had to watch that long rear end two part rape video in basic? Like it was shot at Lackland and the premiss was these Airmen had a party and this black guy got these two chicks drunk and these two white guys start raping them. One of the chicks nut kicks her guy and gets away but the other gets a fairly graphic rape scene. That's about where it ends then they showed us the second part in tech school with how it was awkward to hang out and work with those people and then rape guy gets arrested while he was load mastering and gets 30 years.

Cenen fucked around with this message at 17:29 on May 17, 2014

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Cenen posted:

I had to watch that video for pre-deployment and my NCOIC walked in right when the blonde chick started kneeling and NCOIC started freaking out on me before she figured it was a training video and some Major saves the day.

Edit: Who had to watch that long rear end two part rape video in basic? Like it was shot at Lackland and the premiss was these Airmen had a party and this black guy got these two chicks drunk and these two white guys start raping them. One of the chicks nut kicks her guy and gets away but the other gets a fairly graphic rape scene. That's about where it ends then they showed us the second part in tech school with how it was awkward to hang out and work with those people and then rape guy gets arrested while he was load mastering and gets 30 years.
I like how he gets put on work detail painting lines, then his. Airman's coin falls out of his pocket and rolls into the sewer.
In part 2 the black guy falls in a hole, and they have to work together to get him out.

Cenen
Apr 7, 2011
Holy poo poo flash backs.

I just remember thinking "man the facilitator is really cool handing out all those shots!" My biggest concern wasn't that I would rape someone, more that I'd end up "facilitating" something and getting the book thrown at me without even getting any.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Right when the chick was in the van about to get raped she says "I'm soooooo wasted." Our MTI paused the video and yelled "That's consent everyone!" Dude was baller.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

genderstomper58 posted:

This isnt quite as good as the guy mad about the air force while tdy in Paris heh

That was me lol. I was saying to rape Uncle Sam as much as possible when he's not raping you. Also something about Oz.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Kpro posted:

Right when the chick was in the van about to get raped she says "I'm soooooo wasted." Our MTI paused the video and yelled "That's consent everyone!" Dude was baller.

I had some black lady who got super loving angry when both flights giggled at that line. It's the corniest poo poo ever.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Duffleblog continues to loving own.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/05/in-stunning-5-4-decision-supreme-court-declares-air-force-unconstitutional/

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


http://www.airforcetimes.com/article/20140515/CAREERS/305150044/Air-Force-offer-3-years-off-airmen-start-families

AF trying out idea lifted from the Navy to grant you a 3 year release from active duty if you want to start a family. You'll be on IRR during that time.

What happens if you don't want to come back in?

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

shyduck posted:

http://www.airforcetimes.com/article/20140515/CAREERS/305150044/Air-Force-offer-3-years-off-airmen-start-families

AF trying out idea lifted from the Navy to grant you a 3 year release from active duty if you want to start a family. You'll be on IRR during that time.

What happens if you don't want to come back in?

they're using this as a way to get people to get out with the idea that USAF will let them back in 3 years and then at the end of the 3 years usaf will say: heh, sorry, no slots

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
If they wanted you to have a family, they'd have issued you one.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

krispykremessuck posted:

they're using this as a way to get people to get out with the idea that USAF will let them back in 3 years and then at the end of the 3 years usaf will say: heh, sorry, no slots

This has to be it, they can't actually want to retain the kind of people smart enough to realize that it'd be a good idea to get out of the military before starting a family

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

This has to be it, they can't actually want to retain the kind of people smart enough to realize that it'd be a good idea to get out of the military before starting a family

Except if we do it like the Navy you incur a 2:1 ADSC for every year you are on sabbatical or whatever. So 3 years out = 6 year ADSC once you return.

So really it's for people idiotic enough to think that a 200% loan is a good life decision...which is like a good 50% of the military, at least.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
If I every find myself needing cash, I'm opening up a loan shop that targets junior enlisted and lieutenants.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That's why it's specifically illegal for military to get payday loans.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Yeah you have to throw in a car or something to make it above board. One of my Lt coworkers bought a 370z after he got an Article 15 and was waiting to see if the AF was going to keep him in.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Dead Reckoning posted:

If I every find myself needing cash, I'm opening up a loan shop that targets junior enlisted and lieutenants.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Yeah you have to throw in a car or something to make it above board. One of my Lt coworkers bought a 370z after he got an Article 15 and was waiting to see if the AF was going to keep him in.

Someone in my SOS flight made a comment about junior enlisted being stupid with money, before I can say anything the guy who is finishing up as a FAIP chimes in with "to be fair, there are plenty of idiotic dumbass Lt's out there."

And then proceeded to tell a story about one of his former students that sounded pretty similar to the 370z one.

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

He got the NJP for using his travel card at a strip club so I think that elevates him over the typical dumb Lt/Junior Enlisted story

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