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GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:He got the NJP for using his travel card at a strip club so I think that elevates him over the typical dumb Lt/Junior Enlisted story Only if the GOV was parked out front at the time. 
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Casimir Radon posted:We should make patches that look like that. I am currently having some patches made like that, koreans will do anything for money... Let's see how long I can get away with having it on my flight suit before anyone notices, or rather I should say how long it stays on there before someone tells me to take it off
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la la la I'm drunk in Korea on a week night and not in Minot freezing my rear end off in May la la la
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smertrioslol posted:la la la I'm drunk in Korea on a week night and not in Minot freezing my rear end off in May la la la 
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The new fire extinguisher CBT isn't all bad.
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Several of my flying friends have had their VSP apps approved... congrats to everyone and good luck!
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What's a good way to get set up with a mobile phone while in Germany? I'm kind of getting lost in all the old answers I've been able to google and such. My wife wants to keep her number somehow, but I don't care about mine either way. Currently we're out of contract with Verizon and just floating on an old iPhone 4 and a HTC Thunderbolt.
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xaarman posted:Several of my flying friends have had their VSP apps approved... congrats to everyone and good luck! With the amount of 11M's getting out, I should be AMC/CC in two years.
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AkrisD posted:What's a good way to get set up with a mobile phone while in Germany? I'm kind of getting lost in all the old answers I've been able to google and such. My wife wants to keep her number somehow, but I don't care about mine either way. Currently we're out of contract with Verizon and just floating on an old iPhone 4 and a HTC Thunderbolt. TheOtherGypsy posted:With the amount of 11M's getting out, I should be AMC/CC in two years.
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AkrisD posted:What's a good way to get set up with a mobile phone while in Germany? I'm kind of getting lost in all the old answers I've been able to google and such. My wife wants to keep her number somehow, but I don't care about mine either way. Currently we're out of contract with Verizon and just floating on an old iPhone 4 and a HTC Thunderbolt. Depends on if you want to pay out the rear end for a lovely contract in english with TKS (because they're AAFES affiliate) or get a good plan with a company downtown with a german contract. If you don't want to do the legwork of taking the contract to Legal for translation, do what I did - buy a lovely prepaid Vodafone flip phone for like twenty bucks at the PX. Put the sim card in your smart phone and pay Vodafone €10/month for an unlimited data plan and €15 every month or two to top up your minutes. I don't talk on the phone often so I saved a gripload compared to my friends on TKS.
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Also, talk with your stateside carrier, AT&T is holding my number since I told them I was going overseas and sent them a copy of my orders. EDIT: Also, if anyone's in Korea and you haven't hit up the Korea thread or in on the goon kakao chat you're missing out on some fun. Hit me up, same kakao name as my username here. nullscan fucked around with this message at 09:42 on May 21, 2014 |
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Wild T posted:If you don't want to do the legwork of taking the contract to Legal for translation, do what I did - buy a lovely prepaid Vodafone flip phone for like twenty bucks at the PX. Put the sim card in your smart phone and pay Vodafone €10/month for an unlimited data plan and €15 every month or two to top up your minutes. I don't talk on the phone often so I saved a gripload compared to my friends on TKS. Do this. A data plan with phone through tks is something ridiculous like 90+ euros a month. I had a cheap (20e) dumb phone and paid about 60 euros a year.
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VSP got denied. My commander all but said I shat on the grave of Billy Mitchell in his comments and they still won't let me leave. Guess I have to move down to the Redneck Riviera to do a job I explicitly requested not to be assigned to for the next 3+ years. GG Air Force, I hope congress cuts all our funding.
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With the way AFPC operates, you'll probably be RIF'ed. A la 2011.
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TheOtherGypsy posted:With the way AFPC operates, you'll probably be RIF'ed. A la 2011. Well, according to the email AFPC sent me, being denied VSP means my AFSC/Year Group is no longer eligible for voluntary or involuntary force managemenAHAHAHA.... yeah probably.
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The af basically just used vsp as a way to smooth out the RIF, which makes a certain amount of sense but means that if you weren't in a particularly overmanned career field then you never really had a chance to begin with At least that's based on me watching Facebook for who got it and who didn't, including a guy who got non-vol'd over to UAVs and then immediately rejected for vsp 
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Prop Wash posted:The af basically just used vsp as a way to smooth out the RIF, which makes a certain amount of sense but means that if you weren't in a particularly overmanned career field then you never really had a chance to begin with Yeah with VSP my field went from "we have 200 extra bodies" to "RIF canceled!" In a couple months
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That's the thing: we were overmanned, and I dropped my papers back in February. I honestly cannot understand why AFPC thought keeping me around was a good idea.
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May 21, 2014 23:42
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They just rewrite the manning requirements to fit what they're doing. ABMs went from critically undermanned to something like 120% literally overnight.
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Yeah 13B VSP packages are getting ultimately approved despite all the 'do not concurs' from every commander in the chain. Of course it's all the experienced dudes that are good at their job getting out so the next few years are gonna be super fun 
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We had a guy who found out he was gonna be on the next DOS rollback, so he decided to take the VSP to make a quick escape. Well he gets his wife pregnant and wonders if maybe the Air Force will let his fatass stay in. Our flight chief was all "lol, no".
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dfac wifi, finally. PT, 0600. i tuck my shirt in and head out to the field. stretches begin and i'm feeling somewhat weary and worn out from the night before. i've got a small sore at the base of my cock and so maneuvering it when tucking in my pt shirt is a hassle. it's all the more painful as i work up a sweat and beads of the salty stuff drip from my waist down toward my cock, dripping down the shaft, ultimately pooling near the top half of my scrotum then raining down all at once, forming a puddle beneath me. "the rower" the exercise leader shouts. i am supine and my cock flops backward and the glans penis draws nearer to the bottom edge of my belly button. as i complete the sequential positions of the multi-step exercise fluidly and with fervor my glans begins rubbing rhythmically against the inner half of the waistband on my pt shorts. i am nearly ready to erupt by the end of the exercise. i am in very good shape, most routine abdominal exercises hardly phase me, however, at this point, i am moaning like a 4 stroke dirtbike. the instructor looks over at me and seems to think i am mocking the exercise, being familiar with my performance on pt tests in the past. she continues to call out the numerical steps of the exercise in cadence, hoping to break me physically. alas, her efforts only serve to further antagonize my pulsating member. my glans penis at this point resembles a red binky and it felt like a big cats tongue like a leopard had been licking it, a rough tongue and wild too. my eyes started to roll around in their sockets, something i've never experienced before. it was as though i had been subjugated unwittingly by some unseen malign force, contorting my person. i urinate on my belly momentarily, a small dash and then i erupt on myself, filling my waistband with the good stuff, the meaty stuff you get when you wait it out. i blew a gasket. it came drat near close to hitting my chest. what a day.
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Guest2553 posted:Yeah 13B VSP packages are getting ultimately approved despite all the 'do not concurs' from every commander in the chain. In 2011/12 over 100 ABMs applied for VSP...there were about 150 of us eligible (that's a rough wag based on Tyndall's output during the eligible period). From the entire goddamned Air Force, 18 were approved. From Tinker, TWO. Both had less than 6 months on their ADSC and were openly planning on getting out anyway.
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ginsing posted:dfac wifi, finally. you're no honeyboy bradley.
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That is a poor attempt at a poo poo story for the pitiful Air Force OP
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Marine one is better, poor imitation
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it's pretty bad i should have 1) not derank so much 2) not posted it
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can someone link the marine one the guy mentioned
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Just graduated ALS tonight. Now I'm ready to embark on the journey to being a terrible NCO.
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ginsing posted:can someone link the marine one the guy mentioned https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a4-dlBVhQs
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I liked this one tooquote:Whack shack duty. Night 134. At first I chased down individual whacker offers and had to threaten them with UCMJ. I thought they'd be scared straight so to speak. The next
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ty and thanks to the poster below me as well
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Dead Reckoning posted:That's the thing: we were overmanned, and I dropped my papers back in February. I honestly cannot understand why AFPC thought keeping me around was a good idea. Especially with your CC's comments, because just the little bit you sent me was loving hilarious. Wait we're expecting something AFPC does to make sense.
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So the new Course 14 features a gay rape scenario...Go progress, I guess?
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Lazy Reservist posted:So the new Course 14 features a gay rape scenario...Go progress, I guess?
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Lazy Reservist posted:So the new Course 14 features a gay rape scenario...Go progress, I guess? Gay rapists are still rapists
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Why is the WSA deciding to do SAPR for everyone?? We just had a base-wise SAPR brief not a month ago. At least it's supposed to be shorter. Please, bury me alive in stupid loving SARC pamphlets.
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Because you're all a bunch of horrible rapists and you haven't had enough SAPR training. Daily SAPR training for all.
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PicnicBasket posted:Gay rapists are still rapists I love my dead gay rapist son.
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Casimir Radon posted:Is it a comic? If so its probably the same one from Course 3. It's a creepily done CGI monstrosity where the rapist has a really bad southern accent.
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