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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I know this isn't the Ask a cop thread but why the hell do you think this is a good idea?

A lot of these building codes are for like, wind speed and poo poo. tbqh hurricanes lately aren't that serious I just don't see the point. That's what insurance is for people.

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krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

beanieson posted:

A lot of these building codes are for like, wind speed and poo poo. tbqh hurricanes lately aren't that serious I just don't see the point. That's what insurance is for people.

just use big staples instead of hurricane straps

Noeland
Feb 28, 2006


Reign Of Pain posted:

Grover and his final product:



FTFY

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

beanieson posted:

A lot of these building codes are for like, wind speed and poo poo. tbqh hurricanes lately aren't that serious I just don't see the point. That's what insurance is for people.

Beanie's got some top notch Poe's Law game going on itt

Murphys Stache
Oct 5, 2007

There goes my nipples again!


Beanie, are you zoned for a moat yet?

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?


Hitlers Gay Secret posted:

I know this isn't the Ask a cop thread but why the hell do you think this is a good idea?

:fyad: is leaking again.


Murphys Stache posted:

Beanie, are you zoned for a moat yet?

Hopefully right after the turrets are built.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


No Moat, but my wife did mention a loving coy pond idfk. If we're going to have a pond with fish in it I'd much rather stock with fish I can eat, but that'll turn into a mosquito factory so quick it's not funny. I am installing security cameras and will have a driveway gate so that the rear yard is pretty secure.

Citycop
Apr 11, 2005

Greetings, Rainbow Dash.

I will now sing for you a song that I hope will ease your performance anxiety.

I hear quite a few requests for a Spanish speaking officer come out over the radio during a normal shift. Last night was the first time I ever heard a complainant request an "English speaking officer." The officer that was listening to her has a very thick Spanish accent because English is his second language. He's very easy to understand... the woman was just difficult. I gave him hell about it.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.


In America we speak English! Why are my tax dollars going to pay to hire illegal aliens who can't speak english to be the police? What is wrong with my country! Limbaugh needs to hear about this.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Cmdr. Shepard posted:

In America we speak English! Why are my tax dollars going to pay to hire illegal aliens who can't speak english to be the police? What is wrong with my country! Limbaugh needs to hear about this.

welcome to obama's america

Tentacle Party
Jul 2, 2003

(breathing intensifies)


What is the correct way to stop a subject fleeing on a horse.

I'm pretty sure the answer isn't pull alongside the galloping horse in your patrol car, then lean out the window and taser the horse...

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



I want to see video of that.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

they all wear pants that are too tight and they all secretly wanna bang wearing their campaign hats. use this to your advantage

Always keep a lasso on your saddle just for that reason alone, criminal tries to run you just lasso him right off that horse.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/story/25424602/man-arrested-for-attacking-memphis-police-officer

Give me "things you do while on PCP for $100, Alex"

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005



Nap Ghost

Post video of local tasered horse.

Tentacle Party
Jul 2, 2003

(breathing intensifies)


Pretty sure it was a taser without the camera. No evidence, no brutality.

Citycop
Apr 11, 2005

Greetings, Rainbow Dash.

I will now sing for you a song that I hope will ease your performance anxiety.

As a horse owner and rider I can assure you that tasering a horse is going to have the opposite of the desired effect. Horses by nature are Paranoid, skeptical and Claustrophobic. Do you think it's going to stop after you shock it while running lights and sirens next to it? It will try to run itself to death after that.

Whale Cancer
Jun 25, 2004



I tased a guy on a bike from my patrol car once. Yes it was just as awesome as you are imagining.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Whale Cancer posted:

I tased a guy on a bike from my patrol car once. Yes it was just as awesome as you are imagining.

If I had witnessed that I would have donated $100 to the Policeman's Ball

SrgMagnum
Nov 12, 2007
Got old money, could buy a dinosaur

Trick question...

Policemen don't have balls.

Citycop
Apr 11, 2005

Greetings, Rainbow Dash.

I will now sing for you a song that I hope will ease your performance anxiety.

They do, and mine don't take donations they GIVE them.

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

they all wear pants that are too tight and they all secretly wanna bang wearing their campaign hats. use this to your advantage

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!

Soiled Meat

Whale Cancer posted:

I tased a guy on a bike from my patrol car once. Yes it was just as awesome as you are imagining.

Why aren't you providing video of this?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0359hSerDeE


Best police

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005



Nap Ghost

Ya know when you gis "police brutality" you get some interesting poo poo, just fyi.






Everything about the IRS is dollar signs or some poorly drawn uncle sam.

This one was kinda funny though



vvv vvv

Reign Of Pain fucked around with this message at 03:06 on May 7, 2014

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.



The gently caress kind of draw is that supposed to be

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


Snowdens Secret posted:

The gently caress kind of draw is that supposed to be

Looks like charcoal pencil probably. Maybe prismacolor though

GunForumMeme
Apr 22, 2010


beanieson posted:

Looks like charcoal pencil probably. Maybe prismacolor though

Even art can save Uncle Mike's from looking like poo poo.

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.


I'm impressed with the detail though, look at that gun lanyard. The FTP crowd knows our poo poo.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Snowdens Secret posted:

The gently caress kind of draw is that supposed to be

Gonna throw it like a boomarang at that dumb baby

The Shep
Jan 10, 2007


If found, please return this poster to GIP. His mothers are very worried and miss him very much.


http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/05/06/father-arrested-for-protesting-racy-novel-at-nh-high-school/

I need to know what the blue line thinks about this before I make my decision.

vains
May 26, 2004


Summary Execution

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


eh.. The school administration asked him to leave, when he refused the officer told him to leave or he'd be arrested. Sounds like he got exactly what he wanted to me


e: also, DAD of the year right there I bet your teenaged daughter absolutely loves going to that high school now

Branis
Apr 14, 2006

they all wear pants that are too tight and they all secretly wanna bang wearing their campaign hats. use this to your advantage

i'd have jackbooted the gently caress out of that guy. Poor white christian man getting arrested cause your 9th grade daughter read a story about sex, I bet she hasn't heard about that before! Anybody who protests a book deserves a taser to the dick.

edit: he looks like he can afford a lawyer so i'd have to plant some gay black transvestite porn and meth on him first.

vains
May 26, 2004


Branis posted:

i'd have jackbooted the gently caress out of that guy. Poor white christian man getting arrested cause your 9th grade daughter read a story about sex, I bet she hasn't heard about that before! Anybody who protests a book deserves a taser to the dick.

edit: he looks like he can afford a lawyer so i'd have to plant some gay black transvestite porn and meth on him first.

Justice would take far too long to be served.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

beanieson posted:

eh.. The school administration asked him to leave, when he refused the officer told him to leave or he'd be arrested. Sounds like he got exactly what he wanted to me


e: also, DAD of the year right there I bet your teenaged daughter absolutely loves going to that high school now

every part of this post is so true

The guy was trying to take over a meeting that had really clear guidelines about public speaking. He was warned a bunch of times, he was offered a lot of options and he insisted on getting arrested. When he finally got his wish, he starts whining about it. Just couldn't jump into that victimhood fast enough. I feel bad for his daughter. I bet he's a real pleasure at family dinners.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

He might have been a dick, but do you guys really think he should have actually been charged for it (as opposed to simply being removed from the building)?

I mean, actually getting arrested for not shutting up is a little extreme. Hell, a lot of you guys said you didn't really have a problem with Occupiers and I'm sure they were far more insufferable to a lot more people than that guy was.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av


When you're on school property and the administration is asking you to remove someone you don't have a lot of options when that person refuses to leave.

Citycop
Apr 11, 2005

Greetings, Rainbow Dash.

I will now sing for you a song that I hope will ease your performance anxiety.

USMC503 posted:

He might have been a dick, but do you guys really think he should have actually been charged for it (as opposed to simply being removed from the building)?

I mean, actually getting arrested for not shutting up is a little extreme. Hell, a lot of you guys said you didn't really have a problem with Occupiers and I'm sure they were far more insufferable to a lot more people than that guy was.

You cannot create a disturbance to disrupt a public meeting. People falsely think that free speech allows them to trample on the rights of others, but it does not. If you have a complaint then handle it like a civilized person. If you cannot get resolution then feel free to find some other way to deal with it without trying to stop all business from occurring at the place and being an annoying prick.

If people were allowed to disrupt public meetings because of "free speech" nothing would EVER get done in government. There is always someone that is unhappy.

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Citycop posted:

You cannot create a disturbance to disrupt a public meeting. People falsely think that free speech allows them to trample on the rights of others, but it does not. If you have a complaint then handle it like a civilized person. If you cannot get resolution then feel free to find some other way to deal with it without trying to stop all business from occurring at the place and being an annoying prick.

If people were allowed to disrupt public meetings because of "free speech" nothing would EVER get done in government. There is always someone that is unhappy.

At the same time, protesters get away with nothing other than being taken out of the building in such cases all the time. God knows we'd hear all about the crocodile tears if someone got arrested every time some environmental group or feminist group or whatever the gently caress else protested something like this.

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